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synthaphone · 2 years ago

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im pretty sure that the chili dog is completely deaf at this point. the tests i conducted involved squeezing a squeaky toy both near and far away from her, neither of which prompted any reaction (previous reaction to squeaky toy noise: chili materializes in front of you and NEEDS what you have squeaked)

#she's 14 and she's still happy and playful so i'm not too worried about her thankfully #this seems fairly normal #but im sad that that means she cant hear all of my affectionate babytalk for her anymore #i will still do it. its important to sing and to talk to chili dog #although; epic hypocrisy moment: next time i'm over there and chili barks and people yell at her to shut up #i'm going to DEFINITELY point out that she cant hear us #futile exercise of yelling at dog: annoying for other people in a bad way #futile exercise of singing rubber duckie song to dog: annoying for other people in a good way #i need a text post tag

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