#although if both you and Kabir are in exile atm i'm going to put that down and say maybe they f*cked. idk don't quote me on this | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

theinfinitedivides · 2 years ago

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hey YRF if John and SRK don't have a homoerotic moment that sets the stage up for an AU hate f*ck at least once in this film just so we can fully cement the latter's consistently rumored sexuality i'm suing for damages

#film: pathaan #pathaan #bollywood #srk #shah rukh khan #john abraham #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #for legal reasons that was a joke #(only partially *cough*)#but no you don't understand. John is back to his Dhoom era but DILF edition. according to the trailer we are dragging Pathaan #back from whatever exile he was in #he is also coming in DILF edition #although if both you and Kabir are in exile atm i'm going to put that down and say maybe they f*cked. idk don't quote me on this #bc the only thing i can think of that would drag a man back to the agency like that is 1. a threat to the country or 2. the promise of d*ck #that he does not already have #so what better thing to do upon your return than potentially f*ck the enemy #and get a girlfriend who pulled off a look that screamed butch lesbian (the bleached hair!!! the short cut!!!)#like the bisexual you are #ykw the more i wait for this the more salty i am that i will not be able to see it in theaters #most likely i will have to wait for the Prime release and that is too long for me not to be planning a whole ass queer plot in my head #that doesn't exist in the real world #brb going to cry now

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