#alternate universe draxum: okay i know it's only been two days since we got them mcdonalds but i will literally die if i have to cook tonite

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You know what would be funny/angsty is if Draxum and Splinter met up and Draxum couldn’t help but rub it in Splinter’s face how HE is better parent to Galois/Donnie he is, how he is able to provide Galois/Donnie with an actual education, training, and healthy food, how he is a more involved parent. You know, like those PTA parents that like to show off their kids like trophy, like, “This is because of MY parenting skills that little Billy is 3 time spelling champ and gold medalist gymnast and can play piano at 4 years old”. This would just be peak divorced parents duking it out in court over the child custody rights. Meanwhile, Donnie/Galois is hacking into Time’s Square to display nothing but memes and stealing rich people’s private information for shits and giggles with Cass. 

@coke-and-candy I think Splinter would honestly kill him over that. Or just erupt in rage. Like, literally explode. You know his fur-raising animation when he yelled at Draxum during the Hidden City episodes? Like that, but it just goes on until he spontaneous combusts.

Draxum is totally the parent to brag about his kid’s accomplishments. He does make sure to give his kid credit though-when people compliment Galois, he always points out how hard he works and how brilliant he is. The one thing he would give himself credit for is Donnie being healthier and happier with him.