#also you're visiting taiwan??? sick!!!

[residentrain705]

Haha. Funny story—I think my family once successfully smuggled some past some dogs, since my mother claimed that it was just bread. It was bread... with meat. Gosh, what fun times lying to authorities!!

Flying into taiwan was great because it was like through the typhoon and I was like "This is what man has wrought... I spit in the face of Zeus!" and then we landed and the signs informed us that if they found any fucking meat on our person at all they would bill us one hundred billion dollars and our kidneys