#also yes i did change Mike's legal name to Mike Hot Wheels🥰

[stranger-theory]

i never did what i said i would💀

anyway here's an off the cuff joke fanfic for you guys🫶

The halls are quiet as Mike Hot Wheels and Bill Wyers walk to the gym, just collecting Luca the Fish Sinclair's jacket for him. As they open the doors and make their way to the bleachers, Troy Bolton and James hippity hop out from another door.

"Well, Well. Looks like the fairy's back with his boyfriend. >:)"

Bill Wyers hears the comment and remembers these shitheads so he's about to argue back, something like "Akshully☝️🤓 he's not my boyfriend" 'til he sees poor Mike Hot Wheels' distressed face. Just this once, Bill Wyers thinks he's not the main target of this attack.

"Well? Got anything to say to that, Bichael Queeler??" Troy Bolton says, expectantly. Mike Hot Wheels looks down, embarrassed, "He's not my boyfriend :/💔" he says. BILL WYERS GASPS AT THE REALIZATION:

THEY'RE CALLING MIKE GAY?!??$1?*?!?$@???

No, no, no, he's not having it. As troy bolton is about to make another home of fobik remark, Bill Wyers epicly places a hand on Mike Hot Wheels' shoulder and smirks. "Yk what, Troy Bolton? You suck. And tbh? It's kinda gay to be so obsessed with gay people yourself." He drops the mic, moonwalking out of the room.

Troy Bolton, Mike Hot Wheels, and James are left standing there, shaking in their boots. Troy cries like that one fucking blue crying emoji with the open mouth and runs off, James following behind. As Mike Hot Wheels is left alone in the silence of the gym, he quickly remembers the boy waiting behind the doors of the room.

MIKE HOT WHEELS RUNS UNTIL HE REACHES THE HANDLES.

Pulling them open, he sees Bill Wyers, Chad posing.

"Wussup, bbg." Slips from the mushroom's mouth. All their secrets were revealed: Mike was a gay ass bitch and so was Bill. There was no need to hide anymore.

Mike Hot Wheels and Bill Wyers skip off into the sunset, hand in hand, as a dramatic rainbow grows in the clouds above them.

- The End

Written Poorly by Frank Sinatra

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