#also why do u think id be good 💀💀

[chisungie]

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[gogolstoelicker]

What do you think would the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders would do with a shenhe like reader? And can I stay Anonymous?

Dorm leaders + vice dorm leaders with Shenhe!MC

note: id like to let u stay as anonymous but i legit have no clue how this works😥im a peepaw kinnie sorry bro

also this took two years im so sorry💀💀i was so busy w school and deciding what i want for the future my bad pook (update it took 3 years actually LMAO)

also im barely into twst by now HELP ive been playing too much hsr instead

You're someone with a cool, reserved demeanor that gives off an otherworldly aura. Due of some circumstances, your soul was bound with special red ropes to restrain some of your murderous impulses. However, this had the side effect of repressing many of your emotions, making you as dispassionate as the otherworldly beings. When you're annoyed however, these impulses can start to leak out.

Riddle:

yall rmmber how cloud retainer taught shenhe to just beat the ppl who wronged her? well

you may or may not have tried to grab him by his neck and slam him to the ground

grim is the one telling u not to btw LMAOAOAOAOA

reversed pet and owner😭its grim telling u what not to do

"No no dont do that🤬☝️yes yes good good mc"

rmmber the end of the quest when the drunk man tried to bother shenhe and shenhe was 👿 and paimon was "no no☝️dont☝️good shenhe good shenhe" THATS HOW ITS LIKE

riddle was undeniable pretty angry bcs u literally tried to use violence on him HELP (also pretty shaken bcs WHAT)

but eh im sure yall can get close once his overblot is over

he would NOT like to talk about how u tried to freeze his ass and beat him up using a polearm btw

mf is so strong bro wiped out his fire one sec

I think youre pretty ? abt the rules but tried ur best to follow em

"why cant i eat burgers in tuesdays☹️" -u while reading the rule book

"bcs the queen of hearts told u so☝️"

its funny cause youre not even from his dorm and youre the one trying so hard to follow his rules LMAOAOAOA

"i wanna eat burgers☹️" u on tuesdays or whateverday

"? eat em then" ace, confused

u can ask him if u dont understand some social cues or human customs!! he can provide a pretty good explanation

Trey:

tried to stop u from eating random herbs/flowers from that batony place i forgor what its called

"oh food" "MC!!!!😨😨😨😨"

literally pulled u back by your collar before u ate the plants in there

if youre hungry u can come w him to eat in the dorm😥😥pls dont eat random things u saw

he knew how strong u are so he just leaves the heavy work to u sometimes HELP

like yo dude i need to bring some of these from the store/garden ion kno

he did it in exchange of cooking dw guys

yall frequent heartslabyul to eat cause the food u serve r mostlu herbs

grim does not like it and tattled on u

"but all the proteins we need r there🫠" -u

"well yes but🧍" -trey

Leona:

somehow the guy who makes excuses for u whenever u resort to violence

"guys i SWEAR mc is nice🥺🖐look into my eyes guys i swear..." /j

he did try to talk u out of violence (sometimes)

if it doesnt work he just stands on the sidelines n goes sheesh😨

candidate no 2 who almost got slammed to the floor

ruggie stopped u just in time w his UM

but leona is strong!! u might say but did he got trained by the adepti tho☝️exactly

honestly theres a wee bit of bad blood between the two of u for a lil bit

but yk sleeping in the same room helped mend ur relationship

(also planning evil shit together towards azul got yall closer)

u like to train in the afternoon/morning sometimes so u just somehow got dragged to their everyday morning practice

u lead the team btw 🗣🗣leona encouraged it cause he dont wanna do much work

sometimes if he felt nice he'll let u eat w them in the dorm

he encouraged u eating herbs btw he found it kinda funny

it doesnt kill u anyway do why should he stop u

grim is otw to take a bite on his arm bcs of it

hes very knowledgeable so u can ask him abt what customs u dong understand

he might give u the stink eye sometimes cause u ruined his sleep but its ok he still answers u anyway

Azul:

yall fought in WATER he does not stand a chance

him if he tries: 🥶🥶🧊🧊🧊

he became frozen octopus

what almost happened to the twins HELP

thank god for Floyd's UM

can u tell im trhing so hard to think of smth for him rn

yall had some bad blood during the entire chapter but got good again at thr rnd its ok

u sometimes work in the monstro longue and azul had to keep an eye on u to make sure u wont harm any rude customers

do that behind closed doors pls☝️youll scare his other customers away

he doesnt care as long as it doesnt drive the other customers away

tbh he even encouraged it HELP

gotta keep them customers in line yk

dont ask him abt human customs pls he doesnt kno much

Jade:

he listened in on ur convo w trey abt not eating random flowers in the batony place ion kno what its called

he rubbed his hands together like a fly and starts scheming

if u see a new specific herb planted there, turn around. walk away. it was jade's

u fell for it u were kinda hungry

"kinda hungry rn..." -u said

jade is hiding behind a tree with a smirk

thats how he looks the entire time while waiting for u to take the bait

as soon as it enters ur mouth by 0.1cm he came out with a smile going "oh no!! my herb...☹️☹️"

thats how u got baited into working in monstro longue

the start of ur career tho its ok🗣☝️

dont ask him abt human customs or cues,he'll prank u somehow

"haha the dude is wrong. slamming someone on the wall is a good thing"

azul had to hold u back the entire week from annoying customers cause u trusted jade

Kalim:

i think u can ask him if youre confused abt smth❓️

dont trust him 100% tho, the way he celebrates some things may not be like how normal ppl does it

u may celebrate a birthday by giving a gift and baking a cake

he celebrates it by having a march w animals he have in his house /j

rich ppl activities amirite

"why cant i wear this halloween costume to work☹️" -u

it could end in two ways

he either tells u why or gets an idea to have a halloween special day in monstro longue

dw abt it azul quickly approve of it (he wont turn down money)

kinda funny to imagine its like a 2nd jamil beside him and its only bcs yall have the same facial expressions

cant be an everyday thing tho customers will het tired of it

😐☺️😐 <how yall look so basically

sunshine protectors and sunshine

honestly kalim would either go "yikes that must've hurt" when u beat someone up or go "mc! this isn't you!😔" /j

he would sometimes help u out dw!! (he called a teacher)

Jamil:

sunshine protector #1 and youre #2 (and an idiot in disguise)

honestly i do not have an idea for him like legit dude

imagine two ppl who looks like 😐😐 most of the time

rmmber that time he trapped yall in scarabia?? guess who almost lost their limbs (half the scarabia dorm)

"yes u shall listen to my evil plans muahahaha" -jamil seconds before u tried to slam him into the floor

the guy who tries to hold u back from violence

"no NO BAD MC BAD MC😡😡🤬🤬" him on a normal tuesday morning (its too early for this pls)

if he saw u try to beat someone out from afar tho, he wont try anything

he will only stop u when 1. theres the strict dorm leaders around or 2. the professors r around 3. it will somehow bite him back in the ass in the future

also he calls u up each time theres a bug

u either squash it w ur bare hands or grab it n throw it away (w ur bare hands)

he made sure u wash ur hands for at least 10 mins after

but dude is very knowledgeable, u can ask him anything u find confusing!!

he esp loves to talk abt his culture etc n try to introduce u to certain things

^how u ended up w hennas (jamil drew ur left hand, kalim ur right)

Vil:

the guy who puts many efforts in trying to stop ur violence

"violence is not necessary rn!! unless they start it first ofc..."

u took his words to heart n silently prayed someone would try to pick fights w u first so u can have an excuse to beat the shit out of them

vil absolutely does NOT approve of ur habit of eating random plants

"prefect what r these random plants in ur dorm??" "thats my lunch😊" "what."

almost fainted when he found out ur diet is mostly of random plants n herbs u either got from the batonical garden(???) or smth that grows on the walls of the ramshackle dorm yikes

also finds out u barely ate actual living human foods in fear of being attached just to not be able to taste them again

"on god we gon get u some therapy bro🙏" -him probably

tries to convince u that its not enough reason to completely discard food

yk those relatives that puts more food on ur plate when they notice youre not eating enough

hes kinda like that but hes also mindful to make sure u dont take more than what u can

Rook:

was on one of his journey of getting to know ur lore better (stalking) when he caught u eating the plants in the batonical garden

"NON NON!! U SHALL NOT!!"

he tried to stop u only for him to be neck neck w ur polearm cause ?? why the hell is he sneaking up on u??

despite ur first meeting, u did start to warm up to him eventually!!😊😊

he absolutely loves how blunt u are

also the guy who talks ur ears out abt his passions, which includes many things

u on the quiet side so u just listen n nod

one time u found a neige keychain n gave it to him idk man maybe theres neige merches around

hes THRILLED dude. his hat almost got legs of its own so it can start jumping around

as thanks he gave u flowers (that became ur dinner /j)

the two of u meditates together

its good for him as a hunter to have a clear mind!! n u need to keep up w ur training even tho youre in a completely diff world now so its perfect!!

if vil caught the both of u, he would join the meditating session

it became a group thing. vil joins yall whenever hes not busy and rook is somehow always free to join u

Idia:

not there physically to witness ur quirks but he did saw it enough times through the security cameras

"where r they producing these ppl����😥"

witnessed ur strength once n u immediately got upgraded to an SSR character 🗣🗣the UR spot is reserved for malleus sorry

almost went bald bcs u freeze his ass (n hair) during the overblot fight

i feel like youre strong enough to defeat one of those robot thingy that he used to capture the dorm leaders w🙏🙏this is totally not bcs im a shenhe glazer

you are STRONG STRONG alright. he promises to himself not to get on ur bad side in case he'll go bald again

his ass is always w electronics n then theres u😂🤣

he wanted to laugh at first when u said u didnt kno how to use a phone

that is until he starts teaching u these technologies idk n now he wants to cry cause wow. he cant imagine not using the internet for even an hour

pats ur shoulder once out of pity

"there there you'll be a good internet user one day ig...." "whats internet and how does one become its user??🤔"

Malleus:

omg yall r quite similar in some ways!! boomers, emos and poker faced /hj

yall had never rode a car before💀let alone seen it

i just know yall would somehow break ur phones

"prefect it seems i wont be able to contact u through the phone anymore... (he destroyed it by accident while trying to contact u)"

"its ok. me too (u also destroyed urs by accident while trying to figure out how it works)" crowley is crying in the background abt how much money he needs to spend buying u a new one btw ignore him

"is this healthy??🤔🤔" -he thinks to himself as he stares at u munching on some random plants

ur diet reminds him of what silver has consumed during his younger years

except silver was bcs of sOMEONE (lilia) and u are completely out of ur own will

hes like a kidnapper trying to lure u with better foods to get u to stop eating those plants

"whats in my hands??😊u can have it if u stop eating those plants...."

also the guy who rambles on and on abt his passions (gargoyles) w u nodding ur head at him

u crafted one for him once n u swear flowers bloomed somehow

spoilers but u would absolutely try to knock him out in his dragon form

but its in an affectionate way i swear

not the "STOP THIS (aggressive)" but more of a "STOP THIS(affectionate)" get it?

Lilia:

tries to cook u homemade meals

u somehow survive?? and asked for seconds

the other 3 diasomnia students who suffered under his meals asked how tf can u endure it n if its rlly thag delicious

"no it tasted terrible😐but its filled w all the nutrients our body needs"

in ur head, its like lilias cooking = the herbs u ate

except u have a 5050 chance at surviving his cooking🙏🙏thank ur adeptal training RN

lilia is proud bcs someone finally appreciates his cooking enough so u got called in to their dorm often for food

he pretended not to notice when the other 3 gave some of their foods to u btw

he somehow convinced u to join silver n sebek's training💀💀

hes impressed by how strong u r btw<<33 he jokingly asked if u wanna be knight no3 for malleus

he finds it kinda funny that he knew more abt the internet than u

his oldass is out here doing tiktok live n u are?? uh idk making cheese from scratch?? what do ppl do back in the days

will not miss a day to clown u btw do NOT trust him fully

"in fae culture, eating herbs is considered taboo bcs it killed 1 in 3 of our ppl so u cant have herbs in diasomnia im sorry..." "o omg....😨😢"

[thatdeadaquarius]

Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--

So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--

Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.

Me reading this ask:

😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀

STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭

(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)

^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,

we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)

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Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT Headcanons

Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere

THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC

You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base

And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry

(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)

And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)

That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀

Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:

The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts

Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol

NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE

BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD

When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭

So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning

OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT

ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS

SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT

STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO

Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀

Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)

Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive

Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close

But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range

(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)

Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths

Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training

(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)

...

....Ok.

I'll address it.

But only so u dont think im stupid later.

Yes, the Fatui have guns.

No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO

End of story.

(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)

Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)

Thats the best ive got abt that

Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.

:)

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... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-

Uh what tf was it, it was important

OH

Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!

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[nortonswifey]

can i say smth so so silly 🥹

POST SCRIPT THIS JS SO DUMB HELP ME

i think it's funny that fool.s gold is so attractive, so much so that it has even gotten the attention of non id.v fans to come and ask for his source. and ive seen it happen so many times (+friend told me their friend fell for the same thing)

as much as you guys can see me do a 50/50 whenever i look at fg, trust me - he's just as appealing as his survivor counterpart to me and i love him equally. i just get super puffy when i catch myself going silly over him because i really despise liking the "conventionally attractive" trope (shh i know steven falls under here but hes fine ee) because i feel like i have to defend myself by going "im not like this i promise i like Freaks too" SKFKFJFJFJDKDK 🥹

fg is. attractive to me. Ill come clean and say it Yes he's like drop dead gorgeous even if it was Absolutely Unecessary SHDHDHHDJS 🥹🥹 and thats why im so shy about openly gushing abt him gngnmgkg (just know that. the more Hater i am about him, i actually mean the opposite and i have Heart Eyes)

but back to my main point. the fact that fg captures EVEN the hearts of non id.v fans actually... Scares me. yes. im going to be so petty about this one be prepared 🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️

i get. weirdly iffy about it? its FUNNY I SWEAR but like 🥹🥹 dont touch him you don't know him ... hissssss SKALALKSJDJS THIS IS SO DUMB IM AWARE TRUST MEGNNGNGNFNF😭😭😭 i think its because im.. a Little jealous I can't be bold like them LMFAO 😭😭😭 BUT ALSO, THAT'S. A TRAUMATIZED MAN, LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE ONLY LOOKED GOOD BECAUSE ITS FAKE /HJ 🥹🥹🥹🥹 (lore: fg is an illusion from another character. its actually just surv nor.ton. what they see is just in their head. Weirdly Handsome for some reason)

i think its because im sick and tired of the whole objectification like "ohh hes a whore ohh hes a whore haha slutty waist" UM ASCHAKUYLLG ☝️☝️🤓🤓☝️🤓☝️THATS. THATS A THATSFHF ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ THE HOLE ON HIS CHEST ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ THAT'S BLACK LUNG THATS A SYMBOLISM THAT HIS LUNGS ARE GONE BECAUSE OF MINING CONDITIONS ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ HES UNWELL ☝️☝️☝️ DO U HEAR HIM COUGH IN GAME

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I CANNOT THINK LIKE THIS BECAUSE ID BE A HYPOCRITE WHEN I KNOW FULLY DAMN WELL I EAT HIS EDITS LIKE BREAKFAST 💀💀💀💀 WHERE AM I GOING WITH THIS POST /JJJJ IM LAUGHING

i thinn what im saying is that. I have thirsty rights over fg because i know him and they dont /jjjjjjj youre lucky i get embarrassed and i dont unleash my inner demon /jjjj if you wanna thrist for him Understand his lore first /JOKING IM JOKING I PROMMY 🥹🥹🥹 IM LAUGHING

[rjschoicesstuff]

Hi sorry I need to know everything about David immediately I have been charmed

Hahaha I rly need to give him more attention tbh he's rly fun imo and like the polar opposite of Ripley. 😭

I'm def still figuring a lot stuff out, n some stuff mightt still change for sure. Like for Ripley I initially had very different ideas too, but she rly started developping once I just started drawing her a lot.

But he was kinda born out of me wanting to imagine ID with a more neurotic/anxious mc + just picking one of the LI's to romance instead of both.

Rubs mi hands like a fly, I'll put it all under the cut cuz ik this'll get long sorry 😭😭

Im sooo bad at explaining characters' personalities because I think I'm just like better at showing how they act thru art? (So i neeed to draw him more hehe) But obviously he's a very neurotic person hahaha, though veryyy amplified by The Stuff going on, obviously.

He's super close to his mom and I think she's like the main motivation he just keeps going and 'fighting'. Because he's so so so scared of anything bad happening to her. I imagine his father died when he was very young, like too young to really remember him well, but I think that kinda amplifies this fear of losing his mom too.

He's not much of a fighter, like he just runs and hides or lets Cas and Gabe protect him if he can lol. I don't think he sees himself as like a strong person/someone who stands a chance in a fight. He's also not ashamed of like relying on others to protect him and making himself useful in other ways. But at the same time if you have him cornered or he Has to fight back or protect someone he loves, he goes batshit crazy and fights for his life, just high on adrenaline.

I think David is very much like 'Just do it scared' regarding the book 1 events. Like if you compare him to Ripley, Ripley in a weird way still has some fun doing a lot of the stuff, like breaking into mom's office, spying on the Creator etc. Like in the end she enjoys the thrill, sometimes even forgets what's at stake. Meanwhile David is just Scared shitless the whole time and Cas and Gabe are the ones having to sorta ground him sometimes. Or crack a joke to distract him. And before shit really gets Crazy they try to keep him busy a lot to distract him a bit, which helps, like hanging out with him and showing him cool vampire stuff.

When he's not actively freaking out he's generally a very gentle guy, he's good at talking to people and he does like playfully teasing people and stuff. He's very affectionate even with friends. I think when someone is rude to him he has a surprisingly sharp tongue and he can kinda impulsively bite back. Afterwards thinking like 'oh my god why did I say that??'

Also while being terrified of vampires, at the same time he still has that curiosity that canon ID mc has and feels drawn to it all. Like I imagine he definitely keeps a little journal where he notes down everything he learns. Still a bit fear driven though, because it'll be useful when he has to protect himself, to know their weaknesses.

The act of drinking vampire's blood is rly gross to him and he'll only do it when he really has to. And he's always a bit of a little bitch about it like 'eww ew ew ok.. im gonna do it.... 😖' While Cas is just standing there like pls thats like 10 drops max... But David loveees giving vampires his blood like not even in a way like 'this is hot' but just cause he's a nurturing person and likes taking care of people, especially those he loves.

I only romanced Cas with him, initially he's terrified of him but he also intrigued by him + I think he's very weak to this whole idea of like. Ok u have this guy who tends to just be a cunt to Everyone but ur special and he likes u cuz ur his special boy... I think he really is weak to that whole 'ur not like the other humans' thing 💀. Cas enjoys startling and teasing him, or just in general putting David into situations where he'll get spooked. Especially because David's the type of person to grab onto him for comfort or straight up jump in his arms 😭😭. Other times he turns around and slaps him in the chest like 'STOPP IT!! YOU MENACE!!!' (Also funny reaction he enjoys getting out of him) I think initially he thinks he's cute and it's funny to tease him + he enjoys seeing Gabriel freak out when he's around David, but then for real starts falling for him quickly ughhh. Like I think initially Cas thinks David is a bit of a lame pissbaby but then he starts liking him like That For Real and it becomes endearing and he just want to protect him 🤢 embarassing. David doesn't like the whole hunting and eating humans thing, but he's more like 'I can fix him' about it LMAO. And has a weird sense of denial over it all because the one time he saw it happen with his own eyes, Cas killed that girl to cover for Seth.

David and Gabriel are just more like really really close friends. I think for a bit he has a bit of a crush on Gabriel because of the whole protective act, which makes David twirl his hair and kick his legs lol 😭 but I don't think they ever went beyond just playfully flirting with each other. I think they were Meant To Be but like as friends? Friend Soulmates?? A lot of people probably still think they're a couple because they walk around holding hands and they're always sitting in each others bubble and stuff.

Umm I think where his AU gets most interesting is when he and his mom reunite again. Because they actually wouldn't leave each others side again, he stays with her while evacuating people to the hospital. And after that she accompanies him back to the school. And once the time comes where in canon MC decides to sacrifice themselves, in David's story it's his mom who's like 'I'm your mom, it's My job to protect You, I've lived a whole life already, it's okay, I'll die happy knowing I could save you.' And David would really protest against this, but Cas and Gabe are just like 'Please let her do this for you' and they go through with it while locking David out of the room as they inject the blood n stuff. And hold him back as his mom leaves to go confront the creator. And as she lays dying David would force them both to turn her. Idk yet where it goes from there lol, like if he'll lose his memory along with the other humans or not.

[sleepyhoon]

first of all… ew to that blog that copied your work. sometimes i wish i could see inside ppls brains to understand why tf they think it’s okay to steal work instead of writing their own, or attempt to at the very least. they didn’t even bother to change a single word?? laziness at its peak smh. jokes aside, it baffles me that so many ppl somehow think they can get away with stuff like this.

anyway i want to say a big fat thank you for two moons🫡 i find a lot of the time heeseung gets written as intimidating or dominant characters (which ofc is completely fine, i’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum) but there’s something about loser heeseung characters that have me in a chokehold. two moons had me ugly laughing at times and pouting at other times. my brain would literally go from “heheh he’s such a loser💀” to “aw he’s such a loser😍”. the way it’s written also feels so mundane but in a good way if that makes sense? i love stories in general with characters/plots that have a realistic or nostalgic slice of life kind of vibe. it was so fun to read that i ended up reading your other work: tethered…

dude you really have a way with making your writing feel nostalgic. the plot and characters in tethered remind me of movies/shows i watched as a kid/tween and remember thinking were the epitome of cool. i just keep picturing things like yn with a blackberry or flip phone, ipod classics with wired headphones, grunge posters/art taped onto walls, and heeseung probably having a hair straightener in his bathroom to ensure his hair is the perfect amount of emo/grunge lol. that aside, i’m so intrigued to find out what exactly heeseung is lying about or if he even is lying.

idk how else to describe your writing other than fun and nostalgic (and grungy even?? idk if that’s even your intention but that’s the vibe i’ve gotten from these fics). overall your writing is such a pleasure to read and i’m so glad i found your blog! you seem like such a kind soul, don’t forget to eat well and take care of yourself 🖤🖤🖤

what blows my mind is that she posted it on the same exact site for the same exact fandom thinking no one would recognize it and that blocking me and my friends would stop me from finding out like … 💀 just not very smart lol

anyways… aw two moons is my baby fr. as much as i love intimidating and dom heeseung i just absolutely loveeee pathetic loser-ish men like DOSJSJSJJSJSJD i feel like i just project all my interests and type onto you guys through my fics bc i also love emo & goth ppl (hence tethered) 🫠

speaking of tethered 🤭 so glad u enjoyed it!! i was very young during that era but it was PEAK EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT!! twilight promos everywhere, ipods and wired headphones, the music, frutiger metro aesthetic literally everything. i lowkey wish i was a teenager during that time so i could appreciate it more :/ seeing twilight on opening night with my friends would HEAL me 😭

and i’ve never had my work described as grungy before but i honestly DO love that and appreciate your kind words so so much 😭 esp after this whole … thing i have to deal with regarding another fic of mine. i thought id feel a little set back by that and would probably take a break from writing but this was sooo encouraging <3 thank u sm can’t wait to get some more fics out!! thank u again and take care 🤍

[joelsknees]

get to know me<3

tagged by @reddedmiller (hiiiiii)

what's the origin of your blog title?: I don't have one yet ahah I literally just made this blog (I've been on Tumblr on and off for like 10 years tho)

OTP(s) + shipname: it's always gonna be MSR for me. good god I love those lesbians

favorite color: it's been yellow for the longest time but lately certain shades of green are becoming a very close second!

favorite game: y'all are gonna hate me for this but im actually not a video game girlie. im gonna say scrabble

song stuck in your head: babydoll by ari abdul bc im in the planning stages of making a Joel edit for TikTok to this song (because well...he's my babydoll)

weirdest habit/trait?: probably the way I talk to my cats 💀

hobbies: video editing, photography, gif making, crocheting, and writing. I went a long time without writing and im finally getting back into it thanks to tlou and im very happy about it

if you work, what's your profession? I founded and run a nonprofit animal welfare organization! I don't earn income from that despite it being a full time job though so in addition I do odd jobs like petsitting and I also sell crafts and art.

if you could have any job you wish what would it be? I'm pretty happy (relatively) with what I do currently, but if I was ever going to do something else I'd either go to vet school or try to make a career out of my photography hobby

something you're good at: parallel parking (WHO WANT ME)

something you're bad at: taking care of myself unfortunately

something you love: hanging out with my best friend and my nieces + nephew!<3

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: why you should spay your pets!!!!!!!!

something you hate: the public relations side of my job

something you collect: i collect thrifted trinkets and wall art and also cameras!

something you forget: literally everythingggg girl help (I have memory problems)

what's your love language?: im actually not sure bc every time I think I know something happens and im like no THIS is my love language. I am just a lover forever

favorite movie/show: of all time?? fringe or the x files or tlou

favorite food: right now I cant lie I am on a huge veggie stix kick....they are like hard drugs to me

favorite animal: cats lol can u tell

what were you like as a child? undiagnosed autistic

favorite subject at school? science fs

least favorite subject? in school I was actually not so bad at math but now that I have to use it all the time for work I am suddenly very bad at it so im gonna say math

what's your best character trait? I got jokes

what's your worst character trait? literally all I do is complain all da freakin time

if you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be? I would love for the sick cat im caring for rn to start getting better and stop scaring tf out of me!!!!

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet? I am too pussy to ever time travel bc what if I fuck something up and then im walking down the street and everybody's like ugh theres the bitch who fucked up the timeline. id be so embarrassed

recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!): here's one from my recent bookmarks because I can never pick favorites: confirmation bias by sporadicallyceaseless

I just remade a few days ago so I have like 3 mutuals and idk any of y'all yet so I dont wanna be annoying 😭 that said @littlegrungegirlaf @lavendercoloredglasses @hearteyesforjoel @joelsprettyprincess @weirdero @daydreamingmiller

[sereves]

Tsubaki and Lawless Sibling Headcanons

After reading that meme about what woulda happened if Lawless and Tsubaki were on good terms I had to make these headcanons

This. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about this-  Allow me to do a small rant/analysis-

Lawless is canonically referred to as having a family root according to Gear in this panel

Yall no one can change my mind Lawless got fat daddy issues that run deeper than a black hole

As shown in these panels he has a deep respect and gratitude to Saint germaine for reviving him, and even goes as far as to lecture Kuro for being "rude"

I also find it interesting how of all the siblings Lawless is pretty much the only one that was happy to be revived, aside from Ildio who was more or so neutral on his new life. Lawless pretty much took his new life and appreciated his second chance-

Personally in my opinion, I believed because he was a lower-ranking prince who was killed in a conspiracy he may have never gotten a chance to live life? He looks like he died pretty young and since he was a lower ranking prince, he may have lived with a silver spoon in his mouth, but likely was never able to go out to much and was probably very lonely. He probably only had Guil by his side which is why I love and adore their father/brother dynamic 😭

SPEAKING OF BROTHER DYNAMICS- KURO I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU-

dAWG- WHYD KURO DO HIM SO DIRTY 😭Bro straight up just lost Ophelia, is about to lose his "second father", then gets dumped by his own god damn brother- Like Kuro pretty much told him "we shouldn't have been born". Like bruh lawless got done so dirty in a span of like a week, like even after this he goes back home  Ophelia's kingdom was destroyed 💀

Also he had to walk to the meeting stop for about 10 days+ and then walked back on his hedgehog stubby legs like is this man okay, IMAGINE WALKING ALL THE WAY ON FOOT AND JUST BEING DUMPED LIKE THAT- no wonder bro held such a fatass grudge against Kuro. Centuries later they meet again and  Kuro really had the audacity to be like, "why u mad at me" as if he didnt kill Saint and told Lawless they shouldn't really exist 😭

Anyways, moving onto the actual Tsubaki and Lawless siblings headcanons-

Lawless desperately wanted a family and tried seeking that through his new found Servamp siblings, but sadly none of them really wanted it aside from Ildio and Freya. Love the headcanon that Freya canonically thinks of Lawless as her "dear brother"🥺

Tsubaki later down the road looks like he craved that too? In fact it looks like he went to every sibling and tried asking them who he was and none of them knew. But what Im curious is about is this

Lawless already knew about Tsubaki? When we got Lily's POV, he stated that he was visited by Tsubaki, and Tsubaki started laughing because none of his siblings knew about him. Now Im curious, because if Lawless had met Tsubaki in the past, what was it like? Did he just know of Tsubaki from C3? Given the fact that Lawless has spied on them sometimes when he was bored, is that how he found it? But I have a weak heart, so lets make some headcanons on had they met earlier and actually became close.

In a perfect world, Id had pictured Lawless helped Tsubaki escape from C3 and they both became close since both craved familial love. Its been revealed that Tsubaki is trying to protect his little sister so for sure, bros in the same boat as Lawless trying to make found family

There was also an old book called, "The Hedgehog and the Fox" where a quote is stated, "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." Reference: https://www.jimcarrollsblog.com/blog/2018/5/23/are-you-a-hedgehog-or-a-fox#:~:text='The%20fox%20knows%20many%20things,various%20wiles%20of%20the%20fox.

I like to think this very similar to Lawless and Tsubaki. Tsubaki, is likely one of the strongest siblings and can clap cheeks instantly. He has many skills and is canonically the only one that can "kill" his siblings, but Lawless is older, so I believe the "the hedgehog knows one big thing" is really cute, but it feeds into the dynamic that, yes although Tsubaki is superior to Lawless in terms of power, he has a lot more to learn.

Considering Tsubaki was locked up in C3 for a while I would like to think Lawless took him out and immediately tried getting him situated in the modern era. Thats my perspective on "hedgehog knows one big thing" like imagine being locked up and experimented for ages, and finally being introduced the modern day, like when was the last time Tsubaki saw the sun 💀

I also headcanon Lawless is probably pretty well off considering hes greed and judging from the fact hes constantly wearing rings and bracelets like I doubt those are fake, and he literally shops at Shibuya. Lawless is canonically a bougie bitch 💀

Please give me cute shopping montage of Lawless dripping out Tsubaki in modern Japanese styled clothing LIKE I WANNA SEE HIM WEARING THIS

Anyways thats all I have for now, but TLDR: I love servamp sibling interactions, strike please stop depriving us

[i-cant-sing]

OMGGGGGG YOU GUYS THIS STALKER MANNNNNNN-

Basically, I was doing a patient and I had gloves on, so my friend needed my phone to call another patient of ours but instead of calling her, she accidentally called him AND WHEN SHE REALISED WHAT SHE DID, SHE PANICKED AND PUT THE PHONE TO MY EAR WHILE I WAS DOING A PATIENT, SO I WAS STILL UNDER THE FUCKING IMPRESSION THAT IM TALKING TO A PATIENT!

But as soon as he said "hello?" I recognised his voice immediately and I was glaring at my friend for calling him (after 4 days of whole radio silence) and I was like "I'm busy-" and he immeadiately cuts me off and goes "I'm with family right now, call me later" and cuts me off????

So anyways, I forget about it and it isn't until I'm home that I look at my phone again and he's texted me "call me at XXXXXXXXXXX" and I was like ??? And when I didn't instantly call him the very second, he texted in a very demanding tone "call me now" and I was like bitch???? But also bored so I called him💀💀💀💀

And so I called him and this is how the convo went:

Me: yeah?

Him: hey, how are you?

Me: I'm good.

Him: so... what's up?

Me: nothing much. So... you didn't call these past few days? Everything okay?

Him: I didn't call because of our fight.

Me: what fight????

Him, very coldly: what? Did you forgot about our disagreement? Did you forget about the gut wrenching, awful things you said to me that day?

(For recap, in my last convo with him I purposely told him to introduce me to his "womaniser" bestie so that I can date him, kept on saying his friend's name to make him jealous and pissed off so that he'll leave me alone)

Me, feigning innocence: ohhh you mean when I asked if you could introduce me to Ryan? Btw, how is he? Did he return from his trip?

Him: he's fine. I- why did you say all those nasty things?

Me: what nasty things?

Him: that you wanted to marry Ryan!

Me: marry? I NEVER SAID ID MARRY HIM- I said I wanted you to introduce me to him while I introduced you to a girl. And why do you care? You only wanted to be friends with me. It's not like you love me or anything-

Him, offended and slightly mad: YOU THINK I DONT LOVE YOU???! You think I don't love you- why am I calling you even after you keep on mocking me? Why do I take your insults and ridicule? Why? Why? Why?

Me: idk...

Him: do you really think I don't love you? Really? Be honest, do you think I'm not in love with you?

Me: idk

Him: you can't keep saying that.

Me, sighing: look- its just a little unbelievable, right? How can you be in love with someone you've never even seen? You haven't even seen my shadow, let alone my face???

Him: so what? Do you need to see someone to fall in love with them?

Me: ideally, yeah? I mean, even if you take out the whole "physical appeal" aspect, I'm like pretty darn rude to you. Like you said, I mock you and insult you. So how could you possibly love someone so horrible?

Him: ... you're not horrible. You're a good person.

Me: am not. But okay-

Him: no, you are. You have a good heart. Look- idk what to say- why did you even call me today?

Me, lying because he'd never believe that my friend accidentally called him: I was bored.

Him: you were bored? What? Am I just a plaything for you?

Me: yeah. And when I lose interest, I don't interact with you. See, I'm not a good person, so don't fall in love with me.

Him: you're lying, idk why but you are because you're a good person.

Me: if u say so.

Him: look just- *sighs* just don't say awful things like that again.

Me: like what?

Him: that you want to marry my friend.

Me: I DIDNT SAY THAT- why does it even matter????

Him: because it HURTS! It hurts it when you say you want to marry Ryan. Doesn't it hurt you if I said I'd marry your friend?

Me: no?

Him: ITS BAD! It hurts and why tf would you want to marry him and not me? He's a womaniser, a playboy, a cheater and youd still prefer him over me? And what about how your family wasn't going to approve of me, gut they'd approve of him???

Me: I mean, I guess they might?

Him: look- just, just answer me this- can you marry me or not?

Me: no, I don't think so.

Him: why not? Is it because I'm poor? I'm ugly? I'm-

Me: yes, but also other reasons. Look, I'm very tough to live with. I'm very hard to maintain.

Him: like what? What exactly do you want me to do to impress you and your family? Jump off a roof?

Me: no, then you'd die and I'd meet Ryan and your other friends at the funeral. But like I said, I have a lot of needs-

Him: LIKE WHAT?

Me: I have a sweet tooth. What if I want ice cream at 3 am?

Him: at 3 am? Why tf would you want ice cream at 3 am?

Me: that's just how I am.

Him: you shouldn't go out past 11 pm. It's unsafe outside-

Me, face palms: why would I go out? Its dangerous outside. You're going to fetch it for me. Can you? Or are you scared?

Him: at 3 am? What if someone stabs me?

Me: that's just a risk you're going to have to take. And if you can't, then I'll go out by myself and get me ice cream.

Him: no. No. I'll go get the ice cream. What else do you want me to do?

Me: I wake up often at night and want to talk or info dump. What are you gonna do about it?

Him: ill wake up and make us tea (because he's obsessed with tea) and coffee (because he knows I love coffee) for us. Next.

Me: well, I get sick often. My bones hurt at the slightest breeze in the air.

Him: ill take you to a doctor for your condition.

Me: it's incurable-

Him: by medicine. I'll take you to a witch, or homeopath, or worship some deity/false idols. But I'll do something, anything it takes to find a cure.

And then the convo went on random stuff, nothing interesting except towards the end where he was like "Okay but can you give me your WhatsApp number so that I can see your profile pic?" And I was like no, of not because I don't feel comfortable sending pics to people and also what if I look at you and don't like you at all!??!

And then he was like, have you even saved my number? And I was like no, and he was like "that's a smart decision because what if someone sees my name in your phone and asks you about it?" And I was like yeah, I guess that's the reason, but have you saved my number?

Him: yeah, I mean I already have memorised it but I still saved it.

Me: by what name? (Asks about the fake girl name I gave him)

Him: no, no. If my elder siblings or their spouse saw your name on my phone, they'll beat me up.

Me: ohh, so what did you save it as.

Him: I can't tell you. You'll get mad.

Me: why? Is it that disgusting?

Him: no, just- okay ill tell you but promise you won't get mad.

Me: yeah, sure. I promise.

Him: it's... "MY LIFE❤️"

The way I cringed so hard, metaphorically threw up in my mouth. Because obviously he's lying cause if he was as afraid of his siblings as he says he's is, he'd never even save it as something remotely like this nickname. But still, even for a lie, very cringe, second ha d embarrassing material.

Me: EWWWWWW STOP OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-

Him: hehe, you like it?

Me: no??? And if you don't change it, then you deserve to get beat up by your brothers.

Him: then what should I save it as? "Life line"? "My world"?

Me: how about (male version of my fake name)?

Him: hmm, okay. I gtg now, call me in the evening?

Me: oh I'm not calling you, I'm all out of money for making calls.

Him: well,I can't call you because of some bug in my phone until 12th October? How about we talk on WhatsApp? Or some other messaging app? What do you say?

Me: I say... I'll talk to you after 12th. BYE!

Him: wait what? NO NO NO NO NO-

And now I'm just like??? What is this obsession with talking on WhatsApp or messaging app? Like is it a thing that you can get more private/sensitive information or hack into someone's phone on these apps???

[fushitoru]

ok not to sound like a complete marvel geek 💀 but iron man was never spiderman's mentor pookie its just something mcu did (and butchered his character imo) however peter has always been a mentor to miles in almost every universe, which is why i made that comparison in the first place. so if u ever wanna do that with yuji in ur fic u can always do that and introduce him as the new and younger spiderman in ur later fics and have an older gojo mentor yuji for some time and then pass the mantle down to him after gojo has had his run as spiderman or just have them be spidermans together and go on missions and beat supervillains together (that would be so fun) also imagine reader being like a mom to yuji that would be so cute fr 🥹

- anon in ur walls

oops u ate me up that’s good to know 🫡 but that makes sense, bc in itsv they have that relationship

and omggg I’m sooo gonna do that that is so cute lol. I’m so gonna cook up fluff drabbles of that. I’m thinking of writing some drabbles about their relationship first (Christmas party perhaps?!) and another oneshot where yuji might be introduced and then more fluff drabbles from there! im lowk steeling myself for the multiverse fic first bc id need to develop my battle/fighting (?) writing skills. AHH im so excited 💃

[doodle-pops]

omg!!!!!! i would’ve loved to hear ur thoughts on the angsty mortal x immortal😞 sorry tumblr is being weird for u!!

but to be fair, in my defence!!! i would’ve frozen up and panicked if an elf confessed to me. imagine it’s someone’s as great and respected like glorifindel. like don’t get me wrong, he’s a great statue of a man. but i personally would’ve believed he would be lying to me and playing some sick joke 💀💀 like how can you THEEE balrog slayer like some nothing of a human being 🤔 r u sure you’re not making a mistake here⁉️⁉️

but personal grievances aside, in terms of plot sake, let’s just make it angsty!!! i can see that reader might be coming from great insecurity, as you said, and is not thinking right. imagine being a bystander and watching that go down 😭 omg id cringe so hard, it’s like watching a public proposal and the person being proposed to says no outright and now….everyone is just frozen stiff with awkwardness. now what???

maybe to add another layer and dramatic flare to it, what if it was an enemies to lovers dynamic? maybe that’s why reader would he adamant about being against the confession 🤔 they just fully believe that they won’t be good together—constantly bickering and arguing. there’s no common ground! so why now, of all times, did this elf fall in love with them? for what purpose? some twisted and cruel consequence that is love? (heavy desperation included BTW maybe both sides are mutual, but one is more on extreme denial while the either is just grasping at straws atp)

also side note, if the elf in question was someone insane like IDK faenor during that phase of his, it’d be reasonable that reader would try and run away from them 😞😞 that man is fine…do NOT get me wrong. but he ain’t my damage to carry 😫

Tumblr is being very weird. I also hate that new feature where all the coloured text are underlined. Like??? Ew no, the aesthetic is ruined 😭.

I agreed with that Feanor statement. Like yes Mr made with perfection in mind, body and soul you are fine but I'm not carrying your baggage 🤚. Deal with your issues before stepping to me angry fire boi.

For the whole idea of the elf out of nowhere confessing their undying love for a mere mortal reader, it would be a scary experience. "Who are you and what do you want from me?" Insecurities will be kicking us hard in the head when the comparisons are being made. A great elf courting a mere mortal 😳. "Sir, are your eyes in need of being checked? 20/20 vision?"

This post is so coincidental because last night I was teasing @lamemaster about plotting a Maedhros enemies to lovers angst fic 😈. I like the idea of watching people lose their minds over the back and forth mutual pinning and hating. And I absolutely agree with you on the "suddenly out of nowhere they realised they love me!" Like what do you mean love? When you despised me?? And we were at each other's throats??

Being a bystander leads to secondhand embarrassment. I would be screaming in lowercase for reader to disappear. This leads to another #huh? #cringeworthy #isheforreal? #erupickupyourson

Conversely, I do enjoy the idea of reader and elf enemies to lovers troupe stem from two houses feuding. Generational feuding that transcends through history and they're the ones who decide whether they end it or continue. That's interesting though, an elven house feuding with a mortal house 🤭. Not only insecurities get introduced but superiority and egotism to drive the dislike they contain.

For a plot twist, I would enjoy if reader and elf still didn't end up together. After all the turmoil and biting at each other's throats, they remain neutral #friendzoneforlife 😗👉👈

[vtoriacore-rbs]

tw. ed + whatever the fuck is wrong w me in general. id actually advise against reading this but this helps get things off my chest.

me slipping back into old ed habits bc my intrusive thoughts actually ended up triggering me 💀💀💀 i went on a 2 day fast and only had mineral water and i feel both proud and horrified that ive allowed myself to do that so now im eating healthy things to kinda make up for it but anyways i weighed myself too even tho i said i wouldn't. like i know i shouldn't feel happy over the fact i starved and weakened my body on purpose but it feels nice to stick to something and actually have some discipline back in my life.

had a breakdown too earlier for no reason (altho im on my period so maybe that's why, fuck you uterus btw there is no us only u someone remove this thing PLEASE). like bro some bitch in college also was telling me how she was losing weight and she deadass told me that my ribcage sticking out was so aesthetic and it just enabled me, we only spoke 3 times before that and im pretty sure she has an ed too bc she kept trying to get my measurements??? she also said she'd sacrifice two of her ribs to get a waist like mine and i know she meant it as a compliment but i wanted to cry and felt low-key ashamed like i hate when people point out my physical appearance and i was stretching i didn't even mean for my shirt to go higher up it was so uncomfy. it's weird tho cause when i starve myself i feel happy abt it but when other people point it out and praise me for it i get really mad. maybe it's bc i discourage eds and im very pro-recovery but anyways that was a weird comment™ i think it played into the breakdown. she tried grabbing my wrist several times and i told her to stop trying to touch me but she wouldn't stop either and was like "just for a second please" like i felt so icky bc of that too like bitch hands off before i retaliate <3 so yeah now im trying to eat again but honestly i feel like im gonna throw up bc i didn't eat for 2 days lmao and the entire day today i felt so dizzy. like yesterday was fine but today ?? no. my muscles hurt so bad so im gonna have a 50g protein shake too ugh im so tired. gonna try get up to 1000 kcal at least and make the deficit up over the weekend bc my stomach physically hurts when i try to eat (but this strawberry yogurt bangs even tho im half full already).

ive been slipping back into an ed mindset over the last month tho even with my binges and i just wanna look ill enough for one of my doctors finally tell me im underweight enough they didn't even acknowledge i was severely underweight 3-4 years ago that felt so humiliating and now im thinking along the lines of "i need to be a better anorexic" even tho its fucked up and like im trying to just snap myself out of this mindset but it's not working so im gonna have to get a therapist potentially. bc i don't want my organs and bones failing but at the same time, i wanna make sure doctors take me seriously this time and maybe it'll be a fucking reminder to take eds seriously. it actually pisses me off hos insensitive some doctors are about eds and the fact they indirectly fucking allow it sometimes too like. just bc im not in a critical condition and only like 3/4kgs underweight doesn't mean i don't have an ed or that it isn't "severe enough" smh this annoys me so much.

if you read it up to here don't worry ill be fine, a bitch always pulls thru and these are just momentary lapses in judgement im not letting mental illness win im too fucking good for this (<- motivating myself kinda feel better after writing this NGL).

[luckyqueenreign]

My thing with these episodes is I don’t care if Roberto goes for Chloe. I don’t care if Elliot likes me I’d rather he leave me alone ofc. I JUST WANT OZZY. And we know he’s paying attention to us still, he was admiring us for figuring the clues out and obviously where he calls us girlfriend material and such. And grace is full on delusion now like I like Grace but girl please you are in fulll denial you admit you think he might be into someone else. We tell you it’s us. And you still think he’s your boy. Like him choosing her tonight was the best case scenario and that happened and I’m also glad when he talks about her it’s very very platonic. BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE SHOWN HIS ANGRY FACE FOR THE JEALOUSY MOMENT!!!

The things I do for the slowburn routes. But also like I get rep is good but the pride flag bathing suit is just so ugly and so is this dragon fly dress! Why do they spend so much time on the npcs and leave us with the dumpster fire trash outfits AND locking us out of body types skin tones and hair colors other islanders have?? Why can’t I have dark brown hair. 😒

The dragon fly outfit would be better if you remove the sequins, the jewel in the bust and the dragon fly patters. Make it a flowy white sheer fabric with silver and gold accents.

Just throw the whole wardrobe out. I miss s2 MC and s4 MC outfits.

Also AMELIA!! Just tell us you fucked us over at prom with Zeph. If they really write it out like Zeph and Amelia had mutual feelings I WILL ignore it. In my rewrite of the season I will throw that out the window. I love to see Amelia be the real villain. It’s just fun.

Anyways I’m excited for next volume 💀💀

WAIT....we have an Ozzy moment if u dont pick the diamond scene?!?! Immediately going back to play and get my tiny morsel of Ozzy time. TOTALLY agree about the jealous face. Wouldve been so much better than his happy face.

The outfit this week was not cute and if you just use one of your old outfits you already purchased everyone says the same thing. OMG SLAY QUEEN! HES GOING TO DIE WHEN HE SEES U!! bestie ive been wearing this same outfit now everyday...if he didnt die the first time hes not going to on my 3rd rewear.

Literally the Amelia thing is getting so dragged out im at the point of not caring. I do not care about Zeph like at all. The only way Id care about Zeph was if all of a sudden Ozzy turned around one day and said MC I have a confession....im Zeph! and honestly id believe it because they've made us all out to be complete bozos this season.

ALSO SAME 💀💀

[baekhvuns]

THOSE TWT LINKS AREN'T OPENING 😭😭😭

You mean ghatak or whtv the name of the movie was but the first part was superior alr idek why they decided to make a second part. Bruh it was painful to watch i just hope this one is much much muchhh better.

Nahh ur right, i was at first shocked when I saw Vicky x Sara but ..ig she fit the role. I hope her acting has improved. And as of Varun, he is a good actor but sometimes ykkkk...things just don't work. His recent movie bedhiya...i never watched it. I want to but I'm afraid I'll get disappointed 😭

Yess, during soty, i immediately became a sid girl BCZ HE WAS TALL, HE WAS BETTER, HE WAS THAT GUY!! and yet PPL fell for Varun *smh* but I'm glad everyone is realising what they hv to.

What is tht movie poster? Never heard of it but I'm pretty sure it'll be better thn adipurash BCZ WHAT EVEN IS THT MOVIE??? they literally took 6 months off to 'improve' and 'correct' their mistakes WHAT DID THEY DOO?? They made it worse 😭😭. And plus if they don't know how to use VFX in an appropriate amount why do they even bother??? And saif Ali Khan as the Ravan 😭😭 look i hv no complaints abt the actor and actresses chosen BUT THEY RUINED RAMAYANA! growing up, I've watched many animated spiritual movies based on ramayan or any other lore like lord Krishna, Mahabharata but adipurash......uh-uh. first they said it was based on ramayana then they literally changed their words saying it has taken 'inspiration' frm ramayana.

What's disappointing it came from the same director who directed Tanhaji. Can u believe it? AND WHAT EVEN IS KRITI DOING HERE?? 😭😭😭 Did not expect this from her but ig every actor has a bad movie.

But ykw I'll still watch it..obv after it's been released just for laughing out loud don't judge me.

But i rewatched 10 things i hate abt you....and I've fallen in love again with heath ledger 😭😭 THE ACCENT, THE DEEP VOICE AUGHHH and tht damn promposal. It'd forever be on my wishlist bcz....Indian schools don't hv proms :') in short Indian schools don't hv fun things....they r uptight and all abt studying.

Yeah I've heard abt tht movie, but...we gotta wait YK, idek what to expect now!! BUT I'm not raising my standards again. Always expect the unexpected. "Rocky aur Rani ki Prem kahani" .... Kind of like "ajab Prem ki gazab kahani"

😭😭😭😭 i cn never escape tht movie. But what was ur first movie like what would u say was the first movie tht made a huge impact on u? Mine was...ajab Prem ki kahani :') i was obsessed. And three. My father bought like 2-3 dvds just so tht i could watch it on repeat. No wonder I became hopeless romantic in the future 😭 AND I used to say I'm going to marry Ranbir when I grow up LORDDDD my family members still tease me💀💀💀 imagine....a Punjabi family teasin u...it's hell.

And tht is why I like soft boys. Although my parents did tell me the first movie they took me to watch was "malamaal weekly" ..... Rlly? I was an infant!!! But I think my subconscious picked up on the genre...i like comedy ALOT!

NOOOO ill put them under the bar 😭😭

and this

yeah the one! the first part was superior 90’s but the second part…he should stay away from movies and also the politics <3 the acting is overacting so i guess it fits her 😭😭😭 hoping she gets a role like geet from jab we met and hopefully she acts well for it <3

eh that recent movie of his is okay, funny at some aspects but i watched it bc it was in the stree universe but it was decent, like i get the vision, very twilight…but eh it’s alright id watch it again! arijit’s song saved imo 🤚🏻

SID WAS AND IS SUPERIOR!!!! from soty, ek villain, that one movie w pari, kapoor and sons + shershaah i like the way he chooses his projects but that omg movie w ajay devgan was not it 😭😭😭 i hope he goes into some action movies,,, like romcom actions, a mathew mcoughey style,,, like a mr and mrs smith movie w katrina or deepika (honestly want srk to do that movie remake w aishwariya so bad like imagine it being called mr and mrs khan 😭😭😭😭😭 A NEED A DESPERATE NEED !!!!)

that movie poster is the hanuman movie??? it looks nice from the poster, NO BC WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MOVIE???? I FIRST THOUGHT ITS NOT THAT BAD BUT THEN I HEARD THE DIALOGUES ON REELS AND JUST ???? NO MF WAY THEY MADE HIM SAY TERE BAP KA???? EXCUSE ME??? THE DISRESPECT??? i got so pissed just from those lines like wtf u mean saif is ravaan??? honestly speaking saif can be the ravaan IF the vfx and his character was written nicely bc saif can deliver! “inspiration from ramanya” bro this a bhojpuri movie disguised as a bollywood one???

FROM TANHAJI???? damn,,, i didn’t like that movie 😭😭😭😭 so no wonder fbsndbskjclxhk

HEATH !!!! HEATH UR SO RIGHT HES SO 😭😭😭🤚🏻 I WISH TO SEE MORE OF HIS TALENT BUT ITS TOO LATE,,, THAT scene where he plays w the fire in the science room is forever engraved in my head,, don’t uni’s have formals?? then reels be lying to me then 🔫 damn my school didn’t have proms but they did have annual day,, considered it my prom <3

YEAH im not putting my expectations very high,,, their paring seems to lack the chemistry just from that song release for me,,, like no emotion in the eyes that says love me,, no srk eyes 😭😭 and ranveer for don?? 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ ngl he suits villain roles but srk??? how u gonna do don without the don????

the first movie that made an impact on me was jab we met, ive watched that movie over 50 times now, it started my hopeless romanticness,,, something about the simplicity of meeting on a train, two complete opposite people finding themselves entangled w each others life??? yEAAAAAAH

LMFAOOOO SO EVERYONE HAD THE RANBIR PHASE SEE HE IS CHARMING AS FUCK BUT HES A PLAYBOY AND IM NEVER RHWNDBAK him w anushka >> LMFAOO IF UR FUTURE SPOUSE ISNT A RANBIR LOOKALIKE WE DONT WANT IT

omg??? that movie i totally forgot about,, coincidentally my first movie was ranbir’s debut film 😭😭😭 slept thru the entirety <: but ur so right, comedy is >>>>> but also those movies like znmd with that poetry 😩😩

[jakesimfromstatefarm]

hi i’m the anon that said you’d be unconditionally by takayoshi and i saw that you went to college in nyc and live there which is crazy because im tryna do the same thing 🤯🤯🤯

it’s always been a goal of mine to go to school there because i have to get away from my family or else ill lose my mind (and i need to develop my independence 💀)

ANYWAY i wanted to send this ask to ask you what it was like going to school there, was it scary? i feel like id pee my pants trying to navigate the subway lines on my own and someone would like throw a brick at me and the pigeons would poop on my head and ppl would throw eggs and tomato’s at me because they can tell i’m not from ny idk

WOW this ask got long real quick goodbye (also how are you)

hi anon!!! hehe thanks for reaching out again i luv yip yappin & chattin..and yes i completely understand !! moving to nyc for school honestly helped sooo much w/ my independence and confidence and even though it can get overwhelming (or even lonely sometimes), i've learned to appreciate it. im ngl i have a lot of times where i want to go home because nyc can be sooo busy & hustle-bustle that i started to miss the peace & quiet, but i learned how to find pockets of peace within my own hobbies(aka writing lolz) & my own company and find that balance within.

i think it definitely wasn't super scary because i was able to find myself a solid group of friends to navigate the city at first!! definitely took some getting used to (esp the subway system) but exposure helps!!! and im ngl i was terrified of being out at night alone (it took me three years to be okay with being physically outside in the dark because i thought i was gonna get attacked im ngl...it's a scary world out there) but now i just speed walk, stay aware, and carry pepper spray LOL #staysafeoutherekids

omg this ended up being long too LOL but im always open to chitchat some moreeee i luv talking (as u can tell) and IM GOOD THANK YOU FOR ASKING <3333 i've been soo tired these past few days because of work hence why i haven't been super active on here but one day at a time :') i hope you're doing well too <333

[richardsgraysons]

(this is SO long bear w me i thought i would be writing like 80 words but i actually started writing a whole ass essay abt myself..😭😭😭)

hii idk if ur still doing matchups but if u are then id like to have one pretty please <3!!

so im an entp/enfp (i was entp for so long then i took the test again and got enfp???? like idk) 5'2 gal, my thighs and tummy have some chub in them cus im not gonna lie to anyone i really dont do sports.. like, i could!!! if i had the motivation for it!!!! i got dark slightly curly mid-length/long hair and brown eyes

im pretty extroverted (i'd say more ambiverted) and i like to go out w my friends usually but sometimes i js wanna stay home and not move an inch😭 im pretty carefree and i think im funny.. i can be serious too if i need to be. im the "lets go wherever the wind takes us!!" kinda person.. i dont usually make specific plans for something unless its smth i really wanted to do for a long time. i think a good quality of mine is that im good at comforting ppl, i have had a lot of friends come to me and i try my best to cheer them up, help them find a solution to their problem(s) or tell that life is worth living for, even if it doesn't look like it!!! i like to think that im a passionate person :) i sleep in basically every day i dont have work cus im a dumbass and i purposely mess up my sleep schedule cus im scared of tomorrow even if that makes no sense!!!! i also think a lot about the future, whether its my future, or the future of the world. i also like to appreciate everything like breathing. like omg i can breathe the air how crazy is that?!?! im also a ginormous yapper.. added this after i finished typing and read everything back💀

i like music a lot!!! dont rlly have a specific genre i like, cus if i like the song it goes in my playlist. but some artists i like are wave to earth, txt (my bfs real), sabrina carpenter, conan gray (loml), doja cat, B.I, DPR IAN, and i really like afrobeats in general. i like me some rock too‼️ i also love to go outside when i feel like it and breathe in the fresh air cus tbh i love the smell of places specifically like not objects PLACES. for example my storage room has such a nice refreshing smell i cant explain and whenever i go in new places i just take all the time in world to SMELL. i love my friends sososo much i would die for them and take a bullet for them like even if i dont talk to ALL of my friends, i still appreciate all of them and would beat up anyone who bothers any of them!!! i like watching movies and shows sometimes too, especially cartoons cus theyre so comforting idk why. i also really like watching ice skating performances (yuzuru u are my king)!!!! i love the gratefulness of the sport and its ethereal vibe like idk i like it a lot. i like to go ice skating w my friends or family members during fall or winter (u could say this is the only sport i practice🧐) oh and my favorite seasons r winter and spring btw

i think one of my red flags is that i say things that i dont mean bcs i either get caugh up in my emotions or bcs of my impulse. i feel so bad after i make a mistake tho and i do anything to make it right w smn i hurt. i think i take a lot of risks too.. but honestly thats what makes things fun tbh so i dont rlly feel bad abt that one lol but if it bothers my s/o i'd reassure them as much as i can

i think i have a lot of love to give and so my love languages r physical touch and words of affirmation (and quality time too i think). even my friends i show them a lot of affection bcs honestly idk how else to show my friends theyre my lil baby boo boos pookie dookies sweet pancake chocolate crumble cakes mwah

ok yap over if u dont take reqs anymore js ignore this!!! thank u 💗

yes anon it's been five million years but So What

i'm probably gonna match you with him!!!

jason todd

jason is also king of miscommunication and internalization but i honestly think that his emotions are easily read on his face

he does internalize things though so it'll be a tough miscommunication battle between the two of you

i think he would be a great ass cuddler. them thick ass thighs oh lord it's like a fluffy pillow

also u are so in luck. okay yeah this man is big and stocky but when he fights it's like viewing a man dance. also this mf is a huge ass literature nerd, u cannot tell me he doesn't enjoy the opera minus the elitism of it.

bro tell me why how i can see jason dance to like espresso or something after pretending to hate it a lot

he internalizes a LOT so he'll have to get comfy ??? around you, but i think that the constant displays of affection will get him out of his eggshell

also jason is def a listening bf. there's yap gfs nd listen bfs and he's def a listen bf