#also the tin has chappie sticks in it!!!

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Fred Weasley Smut Alphabet

Warnings: smut-what it says on the tin

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s a big cuddler afterwards, making sure you’re okay, plenty of water, plenty of kisses for his amazing girl

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his big strong arms- thanks to his years playing beater, he’s rather stocky. He can and will throw you over his shoulder and carry you up to bed

On you... he loves your ass, hips and thighs- the finger print shapes bruises are testimony to that... he’s a grabby, slappy boy :)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Fred loves the sight of his come splattered all over your arse (and sometimes dribbling down your thighs)

He also loves when you scoop it up and suck it off your fingers 🙃🙃🙃

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves it when you call him daddy. It spurs something deep inside him- he always ends up fucking you mich rougher after you call him that.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what he’s doing- he has three older brothers (but Percy doesn’t count because Fred reckons he’s still a virgin) who’s dirty magazines he’s seen and who’s girlfriends he’s met. Bill in particular is Fred’s go to for advice- “she wants me to stick it up her arse, Bill!” “Mate... use a condom and plenty of lube, or you’ll both be sorry,”

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Doggy!! He loves taking your from behind, because he gets to grab at your ass to his heart’s content, and you seem to moan much louder when he fucks you from behind

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Fred sees sex as a time to have some fun. He loves goofing around with you, tickling your sides to make you writhe on his cock... he’ll also make little jokes that send you into fits of breathless, happy giggles- after you both orgasm, it’s not uncommon for you to have a little joke-

“I sound like a strangled cat when I come,”

“Meow, kitten,”

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s ginger all over. He doesn’t really trim his pubic hair, as it never quite gets to that stage. One time he waxed it as a joke... never again.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can get VERY into it- whispering in your ear all sorts about how good you were, how much he loves you, how you make him feel...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Fred enjoys mutual masturbation- he loves the feeling of your hand on his cock, the way you squeeze slightly when his fingers brush your g-spot

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Spanking, being called Daddy, orgasm denial, roleplay (to describe a few)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom, but with you bent over, gripping the foot of the bed or the dresser or something similar

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He does not need much to get going. Seeing you bend over to pick something off the floor is a big one (you often do it on purpose so he’ll give your ass a little smack)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Fred doesn’t like gagging you. He prefers to hear all of your pretty noises, and he’s scared that he might miss the signal that replaces the safe word while he’s being rough- it happened once and it broke his heart to see you sob the way you did

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Fred ADORES licking you out, and he’s rather good at it. His favourite way to do it is with you stood up and him kneeling- he loves the shudder of your legs and the way you press your hips towards him. He does have to help you stand up straight afterwards, though...

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He typically goes rather fast, but there are times like birthdays and valentines where he’ll go slow and sensual, allowing you to feel each ridge of his cock

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

While he doesn’t mind a quickie in the back room of the shop, he would much rather have the time to enjoy your whole body (and make you come over and over)

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Fred loves an adventure. He’ll try anything and everything at least once, and it’s often him who brings the more outlandish stuff into the bedroom

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He has quite a lot of stamina. He dedicates a lot of this to pounding into you with your legs thrown over his shoulders. After he’s come, he is more than willing to finger you- he’s rather skilful at THAT

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Weasleys Wizard Wheezes has considered dabbling into an adult range... let’s say his toys are rather magical

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Fred Weasley is the KING of teasing. He can rule you up all day and not succumb until you’re on your knees begging (literally)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s not overly loud. Most noises he makes are down your ear (he’s really into kissing and marking your neck) and he normally comes with a low grunt of your name and a breathy moan

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Fred is more than happy to have threesomes. The idea of overwhelming you with pleasure turns him on- you make such sweet noises when he stretches you out, that he wonders what a third partner would do for you...

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s very thick. He stretches you out every time you have sex, and you almost always need a moment or two to adjust before he starts thrusting

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Fred is rather randy. Needless to say, he’s up for it almost every night, the cheeky chappy...

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Fred gets rather sleepy afterwards- you don’t mind though. You’re more than willing to snuggle up with him and settle off to sleep, murmuring sweet nothings to one another

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