#also the posh can sounds like orlando bloom and i hate it. like i heard his voice and my mind went 'legolas?'
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i feel personally attacked by a game where you have sex with cans [lighthearted]
#tldr: the stupendium's song was good so i checked the game out and the canadian can makes me want to murder everything#THE OTHER NON AMERICAN CANS DON'T HAVE THEIR NATIONAL ANTHEMS IN THE BG SO WHY DO I????#AND WHY MAKE IT SHY?#what was the REASONING? where did the SHY part come from?? canadians are bold jackasses who can and will tell you that your country is bad#and that you deserve nothing but pain#(if they don't have social anxiety or are just kinda shy that is but if they don't they fit into that jackass category. every one of them#we suck. its well known at this point)#this game is funny though. purely because the gamer can makes me wanna commit not living and some of the voice lines are AWFUL#not awful like in 'i'm an asexual and this game makes me uncomfy' (thats the whole reason i'm watching a playthrough in the first place)#but awful as in they don't sound like they are enjoying it at ALL#also the posh can sounds like orlando bloom and i hate it. like i heard his voice and my mind went 'legolas?'#lex shouts into the void#shitpost
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