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naralanis · 2 years ago

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My wife and I were reminiscing over our depression meals over the years, and she got annoyed (more like vexed) with mine, because my go-to when I was at a pretty low point was frozen tortellini with olive oil and pepper (with parmesan, jarred pesto, or tomatoes if I had them/could be assed to add them).

She immediately disqualified it as a depression meal, instead labeling it a

"motherfucking Michelin bougie caucasity."

She is ABSOLUTELY INCENSED because she didn't know frozen tortellini 1) exists and 2) cooks in 3 minutes.

Her depression meal was a bagel with raw onions and Tabasco (baby, nooo)

#I'VE BEEN EATING YOUR DEPRESSION MEAL ALL THIS TIME??#depression meals don't need to be depressing #no judgement tho #feed your body what you can feed your body #also the amount of times I've fed her that exact meal is hilarious #literally just realized 🤣🤣🤣#nara rambles #bougie caucasity had me dead ngl #i don't think I'm going to tell her about kraft mac lololol #tw: depression

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