#also that neck is pure muscle its not flimsy but it is flexible so no you can't just break its neck

[felinesassosaurus]

Ok y'all buffoons picking the goose. You have zero understanding of how strong geese are. My dad had a buddy, who we'll call G, who befriended the geese on his property, as far as they were concerned he was a part of their flock. One day one of the younger ones got a little pissy and gave a warning slap with his wings. G was ex military spec ops and built like a tank - and we're talking "how the heck are you that strong" type built, not big muscle man with no functionality or endurance. Bandit - the goose - accidentally fully dislocated G's right shoulder. No partial dislocation, no pop out pop in. Full. Dislocation. With soft tissue damage. G's arm was in a sling for weeks and he had to do a couple months of physio on top of that. From a warning slap by a young goose's wing.

Geese can, will, and have killed adult people on purpose. They are death before dishonor in a furious feathered package.

I'll take the racoon thank you.