#also sorry to dessecrate the og satousai post with my satorisai

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OK LEMME CONTINUE SINCE U ASKED SO POLITELY <3 i haven't given it too much thought tbh but i love the idea of a good ole love triangle between these three. Esp bc of all the angst and drama and character development that could go down. There's several ways I can picture it happening but the main one is just... ok so like that gyaruo Tori idea that's been going around? Where Tori tries changing himself for saiki? As per usual when he has a crush on someone, Tori tries to pretend to be someone else or dress differently etc bc he knows nobody's gonna actually ever love him for who he is or at least that's what he's believed his whole life. So picture this: Tori doesn't get what saiki likes about satou bc well he's just plain and easily the easiest person to imitate bc he's so bland but also the hardest bc how do u even copy that much blandness without being born with it yk? He's the complete opposite of Tori so how will Tori go about changing himself to be like satou? The easiest way is to hang around him and get to know him. Maybe it's not his looks maybe saikis seeing like another side of his personality that he doesn't show to anyone else. So Tori goes up to him and tries to hang out and bc he's putting so much effort into getting to know satou he doesn't realize he's giving a bit uh mixed signals he's a lil too fruity too touchy too affectionate and satou has never had a friend like him he's never felt so interested in someone he's never thought someone could be so fun and wild and funny and unique like Tori and he ends up falling in love with him. And meanwhile as they're getting to know each other saiki is throwing a lil fit bc WHY IS HE RUINING SATOUS NORMAL LIFE? So satou confesses to Tori and tori's like woah what u like me? ME? I wasn't even trying to rizz u up bbg why. And then he realizes satou likes him for him for himself not for any fake personality he tried on to impress him. And wow that's kinda idk that makes him happy... not even saikis ever liked him for himself, sure he tolerates him but only bc he's a psychic and knows his secret right? And then saiki probs threatens Tori to stop ruining satous normal life but also he's low-key jelly and isn't sure if he's jelly of Tori or of satou he's got confusing feelings. And now tori's confused too bc he liked saiki but now he doesn't and likes satou? Actually with Saiki pinning him to the bathroom wall inside of this cramped stall face so close lips inches away from touching nevermind he def still likes saiki so like who does he like more?? Can he like both? At the same time? Something something Tori tries setting up satousai on a date now that he's friends with satou and bc he's still friends with Saiki and they hit it off great but also satous still got feelings for Tori and saiki recognizes although it was fun he kinda wishes Tori was there too or sum and they both talk about their lil pervert monk friend and rant about him and gush Abt him and then invite him to thirdwheel the date but then it's not really thirdwheeling but more like a triple date? A throuple? And then other stuff happens where they realize their feelings yadda yadda boom satorisai

tori- "isnt satou straight??

kusuo-"..."

kuriko- "i would literally be a girl for him, dude"