#also some things are simplified i didn’t want to explain oni powers even tho 100% it isnt completely evil

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OK YANNOW WHAT here’s non complete list of Bad Things lloyd’s gone thru. unsure if this’ll do anything now but i need to put it out here. remember the ninjagos as we were yanno….

- abandoned at a boarding school at a young age (pre-canon)

- kicked out of said boarding school, is likely homeless for a bit (season 1)

- manipulated by giant purple snake to unleash a bigger snake (season 1)

- held hostage and forced to go thru booby-trapped temples by snakes (season 1)

- almost dies in volcano (season 1)

- finally meets dad in person, and then is told that he is DESTINED have to defeat his dad like 5 mins later (season 1)

- dad then leaves, but not before lloyd catches him stealing information from the team and tells him to leave himself. lloyd is like 10 btw (season 1)

- helps explode city-sized snake. if that counts? (season 1)

- is forced to abandon his childhood interests by training to be a green ninja (season 2)

- is literally forced to abandon his childhood by being forcibly aged up into a teenaged body (season 2)

- i don’t remember a lot of season 2 its been a while

- at some point he reunites with his mom, who did abandon him at that boarding school very young btw. not saying its not a complex situation but. (season 2)

- has to fight his dad, watch his dad be consumed by like. this primordial manifestation of evil while trying to fight him (season 2)

- is the last one standing, has to watch his found family be consumed by darkness while he goes and fights big bad alone (season 2)

- i don’t remember a lot of season 3 either

- gets captured and drained of his power by big bad, stays like that for a chunk of the season while the rest of the main cast deal with the big bad (season 3)

- watches member of team (team who helped raise him btw. if u even care) sacrifice himself and die to defeat big bad. the team splits up after that completely (season 3)

- admittedly most of season 4’s drama is not around lloyd he just hangs out and worries for the most part. at one point he drives a car around a roller derby rink i can remember that

- his dad, who he’s known only for about 4 seasons and has been good and in his life for 2 seasons, is turned into a snake and then sacrifices himself to defeat the big bad (season 4)

- is possessed by a vengeful former student of master wu’s (season 5)

- the ghost puppets him around for a good chunk of the season (season 5)

- and then he’s held hostage by the ghost in exchange for a important plot gem. and then he’s too weak after the possession and almost drowns (season 5)

- he’s ok enough to fight big bad at the end. sees his dad in the Prison Dimension Where They Put Bad People :( (season 5)

- uhhhhh he’s also there during the horrors (season 6)

- goes to JAIL where everyone hates them (season 6)

- at some point lloyd makes a wish to be wise and then he starts rapidly aging into an old man that was fucked up (season 6)

- its ok tho season 6 was wished away so it never technically happened? its complicated.

- im having a bad time remembering what happens to lloyd in some of these seasons man. sometimes he just hangs out

- is manipulated into a kinda-relationship and then the girl, harumi, actually locks him in a cage again and tells him that she’s hated him for forever because of the damage that big snake caused all the way back in s1 (season 8)

- harumi was secretly the leader of a biker gang that’s been using lloyd’s dad’s image to do evil biker gang things this whole time (season 8)

- harumi then uses lloyd and his mom as part of a ritual to literally bring lloyd’s dad back from the dead, but only the evil parts (season 8)

- harumi and the biker gang and now lloyds dad break out of prison. lloyd goes down to fight his dad and do the “i know you’re in there!” type fight. it does not work btw. garmadon throws lloyd around a lot tells him he isnt his son and then throws him thru a wall and he almost dies (season 8)

- watches almost all of his family “die” kinda sorta. (season 8)

- has to avoid being captured by evil biker gang, be a resistance leader, and be a symbol for hope the whole season (season 9)

- harumi is crushed by apartment building and its incredibly cathartic. anyway lloyd feels guilt and in a later season it’s implied he searched for her body in the rubble (season 9)

- eventually fights his dad again this time he wins but his dad (evil) is ominous about it (season 9)

- uhhh lloyd and his dad are the only ones immune to the Gas That Freezes Everyone so he has to wrangle his dad for that (season 10)

- dies and meets god (season 10)

- god sent him back its ok (season 10)

- lightning chicken attacka him :( (season 11)

- goes off on his own to confront this local evil overlord and is imprisoned by him, while looking for lost friend (season 11)

- it turns out that his lost friend turned into the evil overlord due to fucked up shit!! and lloyd is only barely able make the “i know you’re in there” thing work this time! (season 11)

- has to fight digital harumi in video’s game. harumi-typical emotional manipulation but only for like 2 minutes bc this is an 11-minute episode show now (season 12)

- admittedly a lot of the wildbrain seasons are focused on other ninja so lloyd just hangs out. good for him! good for him.

- member of the ninja turns into the sea and the entire team splits up again, all mourning her loss (season 15)

- spends first couple of episodes of the season in the mindset that he’s unworthy as a ninja and as a leader since he led them into losing that team member and now its not worth it to even try anything other than be a window washer (season 16)

- wrangling the rest of his team 2 electric boogaloo (season 16)

- commits crime to bring team member back, is arrested, goes to fucking JAIL where everyone there hates them because the ninja put all the villains there in the jail in the first place (season 16)

- ends up imprisoned by harumi (and associates) AGAIN (season 16)

- harumi-typical manipulation (season 16)

- thinks that all of his teammates were crushed to death for a bit, accidentally taps into the Evil Power (season 16)

- goes to see his dad, gets pissed at his dad, dad tells him that he needs to use more Evil Power (season 16)

- thinks his dad has died! taps into Evil Power as a result. gets too scared of himself and snaps out of it but. also his dad is alive he was just faking it (season 16)

- whole team is fucking split up again because of a Big Fucking Event (dr season 1)

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

ANTIGONE:

LLOYD GARMADON: