#also sir told Charles to not educate himself because then he'd care more about money then people

[miss-snicket]

That definitely doesn't parallel the greedy, heartless person we are encouraged to become to succeed under capitalism.

Someday when I'm not in grad school I want to write an asoue au where the Baudelaires return from the Island to find the world in disarray from a strain of the medusoid mycellium that turns people into zombies. It can be cured with horseradish but the supply is controlled by the sinister duo, who sell it at extortionate prices. I think it would be neat to have a zombie apocalypse story where the zombie plague could be easily cured if not for the actions of a few greedy individuals. I think that would be very interesting and not at all a commentary on the american healthcare system.