#also order some 'pot movers' so it's easier to move my fan around in my house :P Same issue as above.
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i've got to do some very achievable but incredibly executive-function-heavy tasks tomorrow and i'm feeling SO brave about it 👍
#(not. i feel like that joker post except it's my own life not a cashier desk :P) (BUT ALSO FINE i'm literally fine it's just hot :P)#one of them is. ordering picture frames. allegedly VERY EASY but ohmygod shopping makes me want to dig a hole and live there 4eva 👍#also order some 'pot movers' so it's easier to move my fan around in my house :P Same issue as above.#and then an actual thing that matters that i doooooon't want to do but i've gotta. hopefully i will report back victorious tomorrow 👍#all i want to do is stay in bed tbh. do not want to get out of there at all slug mode+SKULL. BUT I WILL!!! it will be a nice or just fine!!
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Its Simplicity
Summary: After a chance meeting at a bookstore, Y/N and Spencer find themselves surprised again.
Words: 1,657
Warnings: Gross fluff.
A/N: My next entry for @cmbingo 2020! This fulfills my neighbors au square.
“My legs feel like lead,” Piper mumbled, following behind you with a giant moving box in her grasp.
It had to be your fifth trip up the stairs to your new second floor apartment, but it was worth it. Until you started your new job money was tight so you weren’t about to hire movers for something you and Piper could do - slowly but surely that is.
“Why didn’t you get movers?” She bitched. Her bitchy and whiney were very similar and you couldn’t help but laugh.
Backing into the door, you pushed it open and dropped the next box onto the floor before flopping onto the one piece of furniture you’d managed to get up the steps so far - the ottoman for your reading chair. “Because it’s a lot of money. I’m not rolling in it you know.”
“But I’m in pain,” she whined. “Can we at least take a break?”
You mumbled in response, though it was practically drowned out by the raucous gargling of your stomach. “Yes, we need food. Crappy Kraft?”
Somehow you managed to move your seemingly weighed down body off the ottoman and toward the kitchen, bare now, but would hopefully resemble a 50s style diner once you were finished. Dream kitchen. You grabbed a pot out of one of the boxes in the kitchen and boiled some water before pouring in a disgusting three boxes worth of Kraft Mac and Cheese. Triple bypass in no time.
“Okay, so tell me about the boy? How come you haven’t gone on another date? I feel like a matchmaker. I need details.” Piper got hyper when she talked about your dating life.
Spencer said he’d call when he could, but right after he did, he got called away on a case for work. He’d texted sporadically, but you hadn’t heard from him in half a day or so. Apparently, the case was harder to solve than he originally thought. “There’s not much to say other than what I told you about the bookstore,” you laughed. No one in the world could replace Piper, she was your one and only bestie for all of time, but occasionally you did like keeping things to yourself. “We’ve texted a few times since but he’s busy with work so he said he’d call when he gets back.”
Heavy footsteps told you someone else was coming up the stairs and Piper had left her box of your stuff outside the door. “Sorry about the box outside. Moving in! I’ll get it out of your way!”
You ran to the door while the water came to a boil only to see a familiar face. “Spencer!”
“Y/N? What are you doing here?”
An almost painful smile spread across your face. “Moving in. This is my new place.”
Piper came running to the door, all traces of exhaustion from before gone from her face. “This is Spencer? Wait, you live here too? Oh my god, how cute is this.”
“Piper, Spencer. Spencer, this is my best friend Piper.”
“So you’re the one that peer pressured her into speed dating?”
“The one and only. I’m a matchmaker.” She glanced back and saw the water boiling. “Oh, I got this. You do your thing.”
As she ran off to prepare your shitty mac and cheese, Spencer laughed. “She reminds me of my friend Penelope. Also fancies herself a matchmaker.” A light-hearted silence fell between you for a moment before he pointed to the apartment across the hall. “That’s my place.”
“This is hysterical,” you said, almost unbelievingly. “Well, it’ll be easier for us to plan dates this way.”
“Speaking of, I just got home from a case. Would you want to grab dinner tonight?”
Piper screamed a resounding yes from the kitchen, which made you go beat red. “I would’ve said yes, too,” you laughed. “You going to rest for a little while? I can only imagine the case you had if it’s been five days.”
“I desperately need some sleep. Then I’ll read a book or two.”
“Show off.”
“Sorry,” he replied, thinking he overstepped.
You shook your head. “Spencer, I was kidding. I think it’s amazing, I’m just jealous.”
“Oh,” he chuckled nervously. “I have a hard time with social cues.”
“It’s okay. They’re annoying, I know. Maybe read The Graveyard Book so you can give it to me at dinner.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“Sweet dreams, Spencer. I’m about to go eat my weight in Kraft Mac and Cheese and unpack boxes.”
He yawned and excused himself. “That sounds amazing. We should do that sometime. Eat our weight in mac and cheese.”
“It’s a date.”
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Later that night, after convincing Piper that she could not in fact be your third wheel, you met up with Spencer...by opening your doors. “That was easy,” you giggled. “You get a good nap?”
“I slept for four hours. It was amazing.”
He still looked a little sleepy, but much happier and more comfortable, his muscles slack and his outfit more breezy. From what you imagined, he wore suits and similar formal wear to work, but now he was wearing jeans and a t-shirt with a black blazer on top. God, he was cute. You wanted to kiss him. “So where do you want to eat? You know the food around here.”
“There’s a Thai place down the block that has some amazing pad thai. Especially if you like spice.”
“I love spice!” You replied, immediately excited.
Talking with Spencer was effortless. You could indulge your inner and outer nerd; just able to be completely and utterly yourself, which was rare. Normally, you had to put on some type of pretenses with everyone.
At the restaurant, Spencer told you about the case, though not in too much detail, for both him and you. “I just don’t want to put those images in your head, you know?”
You nodded, handing the menus back to the waiter after placing your order. “I get that. Just know that going forward, as long as this goes forward, you don’t always have to shoulder the crap you deal with alone.”
“Thank you,” he said softly, placing his hand over yours.
The somber moment lingered for a few more seconds, but then he switched the subject, asking about your childhood and your relationships with your family. Given his genius, child prodigy status, you imagined his childhood was less idyllic than yours and he was living through you. Then you ordered pad thai that was just a little too hot for you and you both devolved into uncontrollable laughter as you fanned your mouth and begged the waiter for some milk to quench the Sahara desert on your tongue. “Some dessert might also help soothe the burn,” the waiter suggested.
“You had me at dessert, Sir,” you said unabashedly. “I’ll have the mango sticky rice.”
“Same for me,” Spencer replied. The waiter walked away, giggling under his breath about the woman who couldn’t tolerate spice. “You feeling better?” He asked. “I thought you said you love spice.”
“I do! I’m just not great with it.”
Thankfully, the mango sticky rice soothed the remainder of the burn in your throat and then Spencer picked up the bill. You asked to go half and half, but he insisted the first real date be on him and from here on out you could go Dutch. “Do you know where the phrase ‘going Dutch’ comes from?” He continued excitedly when you shook your head. “The origin of the phrase ‘to go Dutch’ is traced back to the 17th century when England and the Netherlands fought constantly over trade routes and political boundaries. The British use of the term ‘Dutch’ had a negative connotation for because the Netherlanders were said to be stingy.”
“That’s actually really interesting. You know I actually thought about going into linguistics at one point, but I loved reading as a whole too much to focus on words rather than stories as a whole.”
Spencer’s credit card was returned and you got up to leave, your fingers slipping back into his own. “I actually work with a linguist right now named Alex Blake. I think you two would get along.”
“She’s a Ph.D. too? Oh my god, please introduce me sometime. I’d love to nerd out with her.” The walk back to the apartment complex was easy and transportive, your conversation bringing you back to childhood - in its simplicity.
You’d been up and down the stairs a million times today, so the walk up hurt you more than it did him. “My body is going to ache in the morning,” you laughed, leaning up against him outside your door. You didn’t even realize you were doing it until you pulled away.
When you met his gaze again, you saw something different than before. “You’re gonna kiss me, aren’t you?”
Spencer smiled and leaned forward, angling your mouth toward his. Your lips touched tentatively before you moved in closer, placing your hand on the side of his neck. He pulled away, his mouth tightening into that kind of smile where you’re trying not to grin like an idiot and failing.
“You have nice lips. Do that again.”
Some time passed, how much you weren’t sure, but you only stopped when you heard other footsteps coming your way. “So, you think you might want another date?” He asked, his voice soft and dreamy.
“Definitely. Do you have work tomorrow?”
“As of right now, no.”
“Wanna come over tomorrow morning and do breakfast? I have to unpack a lot still, but I make killer blueberry pancakes.”
“Looking forward to it. Eight o’clock?”
“Sounds good,” you replied, swallowing hard as he pulled away to return to his own apartment. “I’ll text you if anything changes with work.”
You nodded and grabbed your keys, hearing the jingle of Spencer’s own as you both opened your doors, glancing back toward each other with simultaneous smiles.
#cmbingo#cmbingo2020#criminal minds#criminal minds fanfiction#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid fanfic#dontshootmespence#random chance#its simplicity
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