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cinnamonest · 4 years ago

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Razor (Genshin Impact) - Yandere Profile

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I'm glad you are ok with it because oh boy do I have some very very n a s t y noncon-y thoughts about our wolfboi. We love a dense boy, not a single thought in his empty, horny lil brain. Head empty, just horny for y/n.

I also have the big horny™ for any cross between boys and canines... Does smth for me. As if my favoritism wasn't obvious by how much I've written below lmao

tw: general yandere content, violence, mentions of n/sfw

tw below cut: breeding, heavy noncon, like jfc this is nasty, misogynistic

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What are they generally like? Lucid, aware? Obsessive? How do they behave?

The biggest issue with Razor is his complete and total lack of restraint. He sees no need for it, he has no real concept of social norms. Wolves don't really practice restraint on... anything. When they see something they want to kill, they kill it, when they see something they want to have, they have it, when they're mad, they attack, when they're hungry, they eat.

So in a way, he's perfectly lucid, but doesn't act as a normal lucid person who understands social norms would do. He knows that you give him some burning, fluttery feeling, and that he enjoys having you around, and that he gets sad when you have to leave. He's perceptive enough to know it's the same urge that drives humans to form their long-term mate partnerships. If that's what they refer to as "love," he'll readily adopt that term as a way to describe what he feels. What he doesn't get is everything between point A and point Z. No point in all the "courtship" and "marriage" and other human customs -- he doesn't need to "date" to know you're the one, and he doesn't need some signed paper to signify he loves you. In his mind, it's perfectly logical to expect you to immediately come live out in Wolvendom with him. You did accept all his courtship signs, after all.

Wolves are very straightforward with it, you see. Their courtship includes going for walks side-by-side, close to each other, which you did when you let him guide you through the woods. Wolves will rest their head or legs on the other, and you let him rest his head on your shoulder (even if you flinched with surprise when he did, uncomfortable but too nice to say anything). He even when to the extent of engaging in human mating rituals -- you accepted all those gifts he hunted down, and you smiled when he said nice things about how pretty you are, how nice you smell.

So in other words, you've basically already accepted him as a mate. That's what he's perceived, and changing his initial perceptions is not easily accomplished.

How likely are they to kidnap their darling? How quickly will they do so?

One of the most likely, and definitely the fastest. Possibly after meeting you a single time. He can't take the risk of you not coming back.

He won't be very subtle or sneaky about it either, not tricking you into walking right into captivity, nor drugging you or taking you in your sleep. It's very straightforward - it's not like there's anyone in Wolvendom to hear you, so he has no problem just slinging you over his shoulder and carrying you off. He kinda gets why you'd panic, so he reassures you that no, he's not gonna eat you or anything, you're just going home.

Don't worry about the pack - they won't eat you either, or even hurt you. He's already told them not to. He gets why you might be frightened by the massive, snarling creatures and their massive teeth and eyes that shine in moonlight, but he'll make sure you get used to them and accept them as your family, just like he has.

How difficult is it to escape from them? How do they keep you restrained? How do they deal with attempted escape?

That depends. Can you fight off two 180-pound masses of claws, teeth, and muscle? If so, sure, it'll be easy. If not... you'll have some issues.

He's lucky to have such a loyal pack that will help him with these things - they don't exactly understand why you'd want to leave, but they know you're not supposed to. Even when he has to leave you, which isn't often, he'll leave a few of them around to watch you. To make sure no one comes and steals you or anything - and of course, the implication that it's to make sure you don't run away, either. He doesn't really get why you would, but he's come to the realization, based on what you've tried to tell him, that you miss your family and friends. And he gets that, he really does, but in the end, he's selfish at his core, and his empathy for you isn't enough for him to just let you go.

He sleeps latched onto you, arms wrapped around you, so it's not a good idea to try. Your best bet is to wait for a time he's gone and distract the wolves with something, which isn't too hard, and run for it. But even if you do manage to escape, you won't be for long. They can smell you from a mile away and will use your scent to pinpoint you down within a few minutes. They don't exactly have any gentle ways of taking you down and bringing you back, either. They're basically going to have to use their teeth, so it's better if you don't struggle - you'll just hurt yourself.

If he catches you, though, he'll just get huffy and angry, and much like when initially taking you, he'll just pick you right up and bring you back. He's not opposed to stealing ropes and the like from the passing knights, and tying knots isn't too difficult to figure out.

How easy are they to trick, deceive, or manipulate?

Poor boy is very easy to lie to and manipulate. Head empty, not many thoughts up there. However, you'll have to be clever about it, because most of the time, even if he believes you, he doesn't care. Sure, you can easily convince him that it's normal for human couples to sleep separately... But that's not going to stop him from curling up with you, because that's what he does. That's what wolves do.

He will, however, be somewhat easily manipulated into getting you things you want, if he thinks it'll make you happy. However, obtaining things you want will almost definitely come in the form of theft, or worst case scenario, the body of a passer-by that just so happened to have something you wanted visibly on their person.

If he finds out you lied to him on something, he'll get pouty and grumpy. It's not pleasant, but it's better than the rage reaction of some yanderes.

How lenient are they? What privileges can you have, and what will you be denied?

His life revolves around you, and yours should revolve around him. That's how mates are. You can go for walks in the woods! You can take naps in the sun together! You can spend literal hours mating! Why would you need anything else?

That being said, he's always had a uniqueness from the wolves in that he's awake more - wolves sleep about 14 hours a day, him only about 8 or 9. You'll definitely be getting a lot more sleep than you would back home, but you'll have a few precious hours to yourselves. It makes him happy - it used to be time he spent all alone, a reminder of how he didn't truly fit in with humans nor wolves. But now, you have that time together! He's willing to do most anything you want, so long as you're together. He's always had some adaptative differences he practices by himself - making fires, cooking food on them, wearing clothes. If you want to go exploring, you can do that, if you want to make food, you can do that too. He'll even accommodate you if you want to do useless things, like your insistence on teaching him to read, or practicing his speech.

What kind of rules do they have? What kind of punishment would they use?

It's fairly simple. Don't leave. That's really the one big one.

He's actually not one to make a rule against fighting him - he'll see it as you wanting to play fight, wrestling, which wolves do all the time. It's fun, even if it's easy for him to win. And it's exciting when you fight back, in a weird way.

Don't make contact with other humans, if you see them. Oh, and he'll want you to report to him everything you did or saw while he was gone hunting.

Generally, if he gives you a command, which isn't too much, he expects you to follow it. In his mind, he's the male, he's supposed to tell you what to do. Isn't that how it usually works with humans too?

If you're too disobedient, he'll get grumpy. Honestly, his most likely form of dealing with it is to wrestle you to the ground, and essentially hold you down until you comply or agree to whatever he wants.

How do they deal with rivals, or perceived rivals? Will they get rid of them? Will they kill them themselves, or find another way?

Rip.

But seriously. No, they're not going to last. He's one of the more paranoid ones, because deep down he's aware of how little he understands. For all he knows, every human male that talks to you could be doing what you call "flirting." Hell, didn't some girls like other girls too? How does he know which ones do and which ones don't? That means everyone is a threat, and he can't let threats get in the way.

He's not one of the ones to be subtle or try to hide it from you. He will probably try a little bit if he knows it's one of your family or friends whose blood is soaking his clothes when he comes back to you, but if it's random, he might even be proud. Look at that, he took down a whole search party that came looking for you all by himself! It's proof of his strength and dominance, and you should be happy that you have a strong mate to protect you! And he doesn't really empathize well - if you're upset, he will explain exactly that to you, and insist you change how you see things. Humans are so strange, being upset that your mate is able to protect you. You'll see why it's a good thing eventually, he's sure.

How easy is it to make them mad? What does their anger look like?

He gets frustrated pretty easily. It's usually just a lack of understanding, in his mind, you're being unnecessarily difficult almost all the time. He has told you a million times he doesn't care about whatever is normal for humans, yet you continuously bring it up, and that's a bit irritating. He'll huff and sigh and clamp a hand over your mouth if you're going on about it, and if you really refuse to shut up about it, there are a variety of ways of making you quiet - or distracting you from complaints.

He's got an immature streak, as he never really had anyone around to teach him otherwise. So he gets very pouty, a little bit aggressive and forceful when it comes to being upset over something or getting his way. If he wants attention and you're not giving it to him, he won't hesitate to just take whatever you're holding and focused on of your hands and toss it to the side.

On the positive side, he's never going to be passive aggressive. He's always straightforward and has no hesitation to tell you exactly how he's feeling.

If he's genuinely, truly furious, he can get violent. He'll probably apologize and definitely feel bad, licking all the little wounds. He wouldn't try to do anything so bad as bone breaking or severely hurting you, but might accidentally lose control of his own strength.

Do they see you as above them, beneath them, or equal to them?

More or less an equal. Not much to say here, as, to be honest, that sort of thing hasn't really crossed his mind. He doesn't waste time with thoughts of relative value, he just knows he loves you and wants you.

Subconsciously, it would be slightly below. Due to a very natural upbringing, he automatically associates males as being the leaders and alphas, while females are... Well, puppy-making machines. Don't try to accuse him of any sort of sexism or anything - he can't even really wrap his head around the concept, much less understand why it's wrong to acknowledge how much weaker you are than him. If you need proof of that, he can easily wrestle with you and prove it.

How determined are they for you to love them? How hard will they try to make it happen? Or are they content just having you?

Pretty highly determined. He mistakes a lot of things as signs of love, though. You might be only complying out of fear or exhaustion, but he won't be able to tell, he's not good with facial expressions, so he thinks it's a sign you're accepting him.

Honestly, he's one of the ones that, albeit unintentionally, will kind of guilt you into acceptance. You inevitably feel bad for him, you can tell how lonely he really is, and how desperately he loves you, wants you to love him. His intentions aren't malicious, and it's actually difficult to truly resent him, unlike some yanderes. Ironically, it reaches a point where rejecting him sometimes really does feel like kicking a sad little stray puppy in the rain - it makes you feel awful when he gets sad and quiet.

While there are a lot of yanderes who would be a lot more earnest and striving to serve and please you, which he doesn't really do, he's probably one of the most patient yanderes when it comes to this. He doesn't care if it takes the rest of your lives. He'll never give up or just settle for having you with him, he'll be loving you and trying to be reassured of your love till the day he dies, if that's what it takes.

Bonus: Is there anything that makes them unique, in comparison to other yanderes?

Primarily, it's hard to emphasize how significantly his lack of human socialization impacts his yandere behaviors.

Most yanderes are forced to acknowledge the inherent wrongness of their actions - some will accept it and not care that it's wrong, some sadists enjoy knowing it's wrong, some will delude themselves into justifying it, some will try their best to act within moral boundaries or make up for their wrongness somehow. But all in all, they all have to face the reality of the situation and understand that what they're doing is considered wrong.

Razor's not like that. He doesn't really take the moral aspect into consideration. To him, the whole idea is simply a human thing entirely. It doesn't matter what humans do. He views the world in a very black and white sense. Morality is a more abstract concept, what's more important is how things are relative to himself - what he wants.

Tends to communicate in strange ways. Excess emotions, too much happiness or anger or whatever can make him forget his words, so there's a lot of subtle communication through grunts, whimpers, growls. Over time, you learn how to distinguish between the various noises and body language and what they mean.

Will lick you. It's weird. It's kinda gross. But it's just how he shows affection. He tends to get carried away with kisses, ending up lapping at your lips, licking your neck and collarbones, nuzzling his head into you.

General perverseness: how sexual of a person are they? What’s their drive like? How touchy do they get? Do they have any reservations about sexuality?

Scientifically speaking, male sex drive is heavily boosted by testosterone. Testosterone can be greatly increased by heavy physical activity, eating high amounts of meat, sun exposure, and is even directly correlated to spending large amounts of time outdoors.

You see where this is going.

Very high drive, very touchy, and no reservations, no shame. Thank whatever deity you care to recognize in Tevyat that you're isolated from other people out in the woods, because he has no concept of norms or appropriateness, and trying to get him to understand is a fruitless effort. You're wasting your time trying to explain the idea that groping and touching out of the blue is considered rude, or that most human men take issue with being very visibly, very noticeably hard and would likely try to conceal it, not just sit there with the blatant bulge poking forward... His response will only be that you're far away from humans, so it shouldn't matter. He's just trying to show you he loves you, that's why he insists on grinding into you all the time, staring at your body, humping you when you're curled up together quite ironically like a horny dog.

Unfortunately, he basically just does not know how to be gentle or slow about it. He can start off trying to be slow and soft if you beg for it, but once you're actually laying there and he's in you, he gets caught up in instinct and the heat of the moment, and just kinda... forgets about that whole "slow and gentle" thing, opting to just rut you as hard and fast as possible.

He doesn't talk much during sex. He already has some trouble forming sentences in normal times, you can't expect him to when he's fucking. You won't get a lot of words besides the occasional, "good, feels good," or little commands, but you will get a lot of animalistic noises - possessive growls, little whines of pleasure. He doesn't have any sense to hold back on his noises.

He's also the least likely to care about things like shaving, periods, or imperfections. Which is good, but you also can't use those things as an excuse to not fuck, it'll go in one ear and out the other.

How forceful are they? Do they care about your willingness?

It's not so much an intentional disregard for your willingness, so much as a combo of not really considering it, and thinking it's just something you'll change on. If he's human, and he has the urge, that means surely you do too. Sometimes humans need emotional connections before they want to mate, right? So he just needs to express his love to you. The looping problem there is that fucking you is pretty much his primary way of expressing love. It'll work out in the end, he guesses.

His limited knowledge of humanity also will lead him to certain conclusions. From what he understands, human society often shames females for having sex and wanting sex, right? That's dumb. But their mentality is probably ingrained in your brain, isn't it? That's why you act like this. But don't worry, he's not like the human men. Wolves don't feel that way. You'll understand that with time.

What sort of kinks or fetishes do they have, or would they fill?

Biting/Scratching/Marking

It's a natural reaction to him. If he's balls deep in you, mounted on and pounding into your body, thrusting so hard that your body is lurching forward with every movement, he wants a way to hold you still, keep your body in place so that each pounding goes deeper and harder. It's second nature for him to just sink his teeth into your jugular, your neck, your shoulders. As an added bonus, he likes seeing the marks it leaves behind, in addition to how his fingernails that dig into your hips leave little indents in your skin.

Breeding

He doesn't know how to not cum in you. You can't honestly expect him to pull out of you, you're so warm and wet and soft, it would be torture not to reach a climax buried inside that tight heat. You can go on a rant about not wanting to get pregnant, but it'll go in one ear and out the other. He doesn't get it - you're supposed to want to have his pups. Do you not think he's a suitable mate for reproducing? You'll be halfway through explaining why kids aren't in your current agenda before being flipped over and pounded into yet again with his newfound determination to prove his strength and dominance to you. Once you understand that, surely, you'll want all the puppies you can possibly make.

Predator/Prey

This applies mostly to escape attempts. He'll be mad, but it triggers something in him, something instilled by years of hunting down poor little prey animals. The desire to hunt you down, find you, and ruin you. Instead of ripping you apart like he would boars, he can't think of anything but just fucking you up against the nearest tree, the ground, anything. The faster you run, the more afraid you are, the more exciting it is. It's a very primal urge, one that commands all sorts of predators, both in feeding and breeding.

Forced Orgasms

As with many human things, he makes certain discoveries with time about sex. The first time you fuck, it'll probably be too rough for you to really cum, but it'll only be a few days in before your body adjusts to the girth that's frequently inside of you, and you end up spasming all over him - and he's just got this shocked expression, watching with amazement when you clench down and quiver under him. Wait, you mean human females can orgasm too? Not just the men?

From that point forward, he's determined to fuck, lick, grind, and force every orgasm out of you as physically possible. It makes him feel a weird sort of pride and contentment. It's one of the few things that makes him a big smug. Even if you feel like you can't possibly cum any more, he'll try anyway.

How do they feel about pregnancy or babies? Do they want them?

It's your purpose! He has learned that human girls only have one baby at a time, sometimes two, which is nothing compared to how many pups wolves usually have in one litter. That means that you'll have to make up for the lack of quantity of pups with quantity of pregnancies, which means constantly breeding and breeding and making sure every last drop stays inside of you. He doesn't understand why humans would even want to prevent pregnancy, it's the best thing that can happen, it's the whole reason you're alive, and it's a sign that you're his. Like with most things, he knows eventually you'll come around. Once you actually have the pups there in front of you, you'll love it. He knows you will.

What kind of (nsfw) punishments would they use?

He's a little lacking on the thought process behind punishing. If he's mad, it tends to cloud his thoughts, reverting to a more animalistic state, and he's not gonna have the complex thoughts required to really think through punishment, so it's not gonna be anything complex.

Doesn't really matter, if he's mad, just fucking you is going to feel like a punishment, with him slamming you into the ground, a tree, any rough surface nearby and just rutting you, claw-like fingernails digging into your skin and teeth sinking into your shoulder to hold you in place, a hand clasped around your throat. Fucking is basically the primary outlet he chooses for his emotions, happiness, love, stress, and anger alike, a simple, primal form of expression. If he's mad, he just needs to take it out on something, release all of that force and energy into rough, brutal motions. Normally when he's angry, he'll go hunt down some animal, taking all that anger out on the kill. But, recently he's learned he actually quite prefers to release his anger this way. It's more satisfying and enjoyable, and it deters you from stepping out of line, too. It's not just your average slightly rough fucking, no, it's the kind of fucking that will genuinely hurt you, rutting you over and over until your insides are burning from friction, your walls and cervix so completely bruised and abused you'll feel the throbbing soreness with every movement for days, hands leaving massive bruises all across your hips and shoulders. Not that that's any excuse to not fuck more, no, no soreness will get you out of normal daily routine.

What body parts of their darling do they like the most?

He has a thing for breasts. They're very unique to humans, it's something he hasn't had the opportunity to see or understand, and he'll spend a lot of time just burying his face in them, licking and sucking. Big or small, doesn't matter. He just likes them.

One more nasty HC i can't not talk about

wait, you mean humans have sex... Facing each other? There are positions other than doggy? It's all he's ever seen. Porn and the internet don't exactly exist in this world. The whole concept blows his mind. He can fuck you AND see your face while he does? He'll nearly faint right then and there, and you'll regret bringing it up once you've gone numb from the repetitive pounding. He'll start asking you what else exists out there, his brain will start thinking of all the different ways to fuck he's never thought about. Once he learns you can ride him, he's in heaven, even if it's not so much riding so much as you sitting on his cock and him bouncing you up and down with such ferocity you can't even move your legs.

Speaking of things he doesn't know about, if you're smart, you make sure he doesn't find out about blowjobs. He'll love it, and it won't be a blowjob so much as him literally fucking your throat, grabbing your head and hair and just wrecking your mouth.

None of it is him trying to hurt you, really. He just doesn't understand how to be gentle. He might get better with time, but he's got a predator-born ferocity, a primal roughness that will always be a part of his nature.

(yes i did research on wolf courtship/mating rituals for this bc i suffer for my art)

#yandere x reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere razor #tw: noncon #tw: dark content #yandere profile #tw: misogyny

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raifuujin · 8 years ago

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Full thoughts on Magic Kaito chapter 34.

Page 1: Nice to hear the police have the air on lockdown, though that hasn’t been the issue at most of KID’s heists in MK.

The description of the jewel is pretty much meant to hammer in the ‘hey, this is supposed to glow in light, possibly Pandora’ even though it’s really unnecessary. The Red Tear was the last gem to actually be heavily hinted with a ‘maybe’ by name before immediately being dismissed.

Side text is the part showing that this might not all be just a troll move on Gosho’s part of have suspicion. Why point out that Aoko still doesn’t know Kaito’s identity otherwise?

Page 2: Really, we still need panty shots? Geez... I thought we’d moved away from perv Kaito, though I also can’t be too mad because that gives me hope that MK will go back to being more silly. Not that the rest of the chapter shows any more of that, and it’s still mainly heist focused after the first few pages, but I can dream.

Don’t know if Gosho is hinting that he’s adopted the anime adaptation to have Kaito and Aoko live next to each other. Technically they just walk to school together (new information in itself, I think, since we’ve seen Kaito go home on his own more than once in the series, and first chapter he arrived on his own), and there’s still no information on where they live in relation to each other.

Page 3: Aoko knew Kaito had a bike, Keiko didn’t. Because he apparently didn’t have his license for too long before his bike was pretty much totaled. (Kid heist is hinted as the cause, and I’m assuming how that’s supposed to be taken... Though could also be imagining his future plans for the thing in the picture.)

Aoko jumps to Kaito suggesting she get a license as well, instead of him possibly suggesting they could ride together.

Page 4: I’m less amazed at the suggestion that he would take Aoko to the aquarium than the fact he’s doing the ‘I’m being magnanimous and therefore am Kaito-sama now’. It gives me flashbacks to Aoko finding out Kaito couldn’t skate and making him refer to her as Aoko-sama. Heck, that he’s offering at all, when his older personality would have been teasing ‘if you want me to take you anywhere, you’d have to beg~’ in terms of giving a favor.

Pretty sure Aoko realizes how nice Kaito is being, even if he’s trying (and failing) to sounds like his old self.

Akako proving that Kaito isn’t the only one who can use cards as weapons. -shot-

Page 5: I’m still sad that our resident witch is continuing to only really be used as a fortune teller. And always only seems to be like ‘might want to be careful, this isn’t going to go well for you’. Every time. I miss voodoo, demon possession, pentagrams and broomsticks Akako, not oracle of bad luck Akako. Pretty sure Kaito’s personal luck is always going to be bad, even if he’s ‘lucky’ in that he escapes his issues relatively unharmed. Very relatively.

Flirty Akako is also slightly odd to see. And I have mixed reactions about it because the teasing in on point, but it feels weird to see her play on Kaito’s perv joke.

Hakuba is here for literally three panels (so far) and then suddenly we’re yanked out of Kaito’s normal day school life that we barely get to see ever. I would have liked that to go on a bit longer, but okay Gosho, whatever, just please keep writing MK.

And Point One for hecking up: Kaito, why would you use your personal bike in both civilian and thief identities? That sort of not-thinking makes me want to smack you upside the head, because really? Bad enough you use the same exact, very distinct card gun...

Page 6: ‘Boring’ stuff skipped, heist time, looit, it’s a heist, yep. -shot again-

Kaito, you need some words about how to keep a secret identity. Also, in the time you’ve known her, since when has Akako been outright wrong on when you’d have trouble? You deserve it when you have that attitude.

Aoko still bringing her dad food because he’s too invested in work to leave. That’s never going to change. Must be nice when your dad is in charge of Kid heists, you can constantly ask for easy access to whatever the thing is as long as it’s not when/where Kid is supposed to be. And yes, talking about it as Aoko taking advantage, not Kaito taking advantage of Aoko’s connection.

Page 7: Ah yes, this has never been seen by the public before and is a big religious thing, but we’re definitely bringing it out just to attract a well known thief. No fear that he might actually just. Steal it. And no ominous words are spoken here, nope.

Kaito, honey. Should you really be pointing out the legitimacy of gems while you’re a civilian? No? Yeah, I know next to no effort is going to keeping his identity a secret this chapter, but it’s bugging me when he should be on his toes and usually is when Hakuba is involved. What happened to the careful planning of ‘I had two backup plans for how to escape, but I guess I don’t need them’, or the very fact that the last time Kaito was allowed to look at jewels, it was the opals with Nightmare involved and he clarly had no gem knowledge, as he was only there to look it over as a magician. Back when he could keep from looking too suspicious. Point Two for hecking up.

Page 8: No, seriously, more evidence that this is really going to be a reveal thing: Throw every normal part of the character out the window so it’s clear he’s not going to be able to hide it. Point Three for fricking throwing down the why it’s a fake and then immediately making an excuse to leave and pop up as Kid two minutes later, just in that window that ‘Kuroba Kaito’ isn’t there and five freaking hours earlier than intended. Jfc, Gosho.

Also would he really be trying to avoid dealing with Hakuba so much that he’ll just say ‘screw it’ and not even try? That’s what’s implied here. Sure, Hakuba could guess that the bike would be used when you fricking flaunt it in front of him, Kaito, but that’s your own fault.

Page 9: Not even going to harp on how stupid this is anymore, I’d be complaining about how the author is choosing to write all of this at this point. Which if I did complain, things like this are why this chapter feels rushed. It feels like he wanted to get to a certain point, bu had to hit all the other checkmarks of ‘show the other characters, good, now show the heist, okay, skip everything and get to the good parts that I actually want to do’. I like the good parts, but throwing everything else together makes it too fast paced and half this chapter feels unimportant. It’s setup, I get that, but it’s bad set-up.

Anyway...

Kaito his first heist: A phantom thief doesn’t lie. Kaito this heist: Yep, thieves are liars by nature, I lied, but moving on-

Still don’t like the just-as-transparent priest lady, I don’t know how she didn’t scream ‘up to something’ just as badly as Kaito’s screaming ‘I’m Kid and am making no attempt to give evidence otherwise’.

Page 10: Wonka voice: Oh no, it’s a trap, if only we could have seen that coming...

And here we have the fun parts. Kaito clearly can react fast enough to save himself, but Aoko is the plot device of this chapter and so, her being here is what drags him into actually falling into this trap. So much care, and even if I like the trouble he gets, I hope it works out well for him, too.

Interesting to note: Kaito hasn’t actually used his card gun as a grappling hook sort of device up until his more recent appearances, starting with Makoto in DC. And getting a more clear look at it now, it’s just as terribly impractical looking as most of Kaito’s other stunts. I approve.

Question though, did he disengage the wire from his gun there? As in, he’d still have his gun? I’m guessing that’s the case, there’s a sound effect and blank spot there to indicate it, and it’d be pretty bad if Kaito let go and left his gun hanging there for the police to have.

Page 11: Ow. I love Kaito for being so protective and shielding Aoko, but ow. I both love and hate when Kaito gets hurt. On the one hand: something happening. On the other: I do actually love Kaito and with hurt there needs to be help.

Ah, Aoko, the one person no one plans for. Please shake things up for people more often.

Page 12: He’s still keeping Aoko mostly off the broken glass, I love.

Though, this is all happening five hours before Kid’s announced time. Yes, there’s been a blackout, but these people still would have to be ready and raring to go as soon as it happened. ...How long were they going to be prepared for Kid capture?

Kaito trying to calmly assess the situation. Up until he gets hit with more ‘what the heck is going on here’ and dumped unceremoniously on the floor. (Which looks a lot worse when you know he’s already injured on that side, all I see is pain. ...And Aoko’s phone, which had fallen out of her hand when the floor dropped them into the truck.)

Page 13: I haven’t seen the DC dramas, but I’ve caught glimpses, and have bad feelings. Though at the same time, this stunt is being pulled after publicly running off with the thief (and innocent bystander) while the police were active, and would be hard to associate with pure criminal intentions. I don’t know what’s going on with this room and challenge to figure out the truth, but I also don’t think it’s going to play out as badly as could be jumped to.

That display is made of some strong stuff, to not be entirely shattered after falling twice.

Kaito, I like that you’re being careful with Aoko, but you should know full well you’ve been shielding her from hitting her head. You should know better than to assume she’s going to remain unconscious just from initial fainting shock of falling without warning.

Page 14: Cut badly, yet jacket is as immaculate as ever. No hole, no blood, unless you move the jacket over and show your shirt.

I just noticed the tie pin, and was suddenly reminded that that thing used to fly every which way. Wonder when Gosho started making him use it.

Why are you prepared to deal with possible bleeding, but not taking any of the basic steps to make sure you wouldn’t actually be suspected? Oh wait, physical evidence is a bit more important than any easy conclusions... Fine, that can slide.

But don’t just sit and stare at the glass that poked a hole in your side while you’re contemplating, see to your injury. Or see to Aoko, since you have no real idea of why she’s unconscious. Again, deserve to be bit for that oversight. Priorities man.

Page 15: What was that about this going smoothly, Kaito? And now you’re trapped somewhere and forced to solve the puzzle, you have a bad injury, and your best friend just tore your precious shadow-making hat off your head and recognizes you. Don’t worry, Akako did say it wouldn’t go too badly, but you majorly hecked up and I hope Aoko does figure it all out.

Better yet, I hope she goes: Dang it, I was kinda hoping I was wrong about that. And more annoyed that it turned out to be true that Kid is Kaito than upset or shocked. Or if it does go the annoying route of lies and pretending to be Kid since it’s a fake, at least let her at the end secretly acting like she took it, but secretly like ‘that was bs, and I know it, but I’ll confront him some other time when he deserves to be afraid for his life’.

I have hopes, but also know better than to really expect things to happen. But I’m open to you trying to surprise us, Gosho. The fact this is even brought up out of nowhere is already surprising enough, it’ll be fun to see what happens.

(PS: Please let Aoko tell Kaito the monocle is stupid and does nothing.)

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