#also it's almost 10 soooo. But if I retract my statement and/or have more thoughts about this I'll be sharing them :P

[qstarhalo]

How do you think etoiles would react to finding out bbh is a fallen angel?

Oooo anon, you gave me a thinker hmm (Now, I've mentioned before that I might get Etoiles' character completely wrong in stuff so bare with me.)

Etoiles would most likely be filled with awe and curiosity. What did this guy, who's so sweet (despite him being a prankster), do that made him fall? Not his mischievous manner, that's for sure. As much as it can annoy, it's always lighthearted. His dangerous energy perhaps? But wouldn't that make him a good higher leveled angel? Hm. How did he look as an angel? Was his name still BadBoyHalo even as an angel? (It would be funny if that was the case)

But he holds it back, not wanting to intrude that much. As far as he knew, it's something Bad doesn't talk about at all so he'll lay down with the questions and will instead just wonder about him until Bad tells him more. Makes the guessing game more fun, doesn't it?

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(Or Etoiles just asks and gets no answers OR Etoiles is surprised for a bit but then everything is back normal (easier then I thought Bad would think (probably)))

Again I could be completely wrong + it almost 10 and I'm getting a bit sleepy so my phrasing might ALSO suck :P I need to watch their interactions pre-purgatory to double check on stuff. But for now, have this! And thank you for the thought anon!! I haven't had the question come up so this is a good excuse to think about it <3

[stitchships]

♡ Self Ship Q&A! ♡

I was tagged by the ever wonderful @nohr-and-thirst

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Introduce yourselves. Who are you? What do you like to do?

“Howdy howdy howdy, I’m Zero, one of the frankly incredible lackeys/partners of Doctor Robotnik! I specialize in biological and chemical weaponry and have a penchant for fucking around with shit I know I shouldn’t. I’m the og agent of chaos!”

“I shouldn’t even be lowering myself to answer this, but as my dear henchman already said, my name is Doctor Robtnik. And I am so high above your puny little IQ level that I don’t think you could even comprehend what I do.”

“He builds robots.”

“Hush.”

How was your first meeting like?

“Oh shit, was it fun, I’d been sitting pretty at the top of the food chain for a couple a years there- real king of the jungle. But my reign had to come to an end I s’pose, one moment I’m in a warehouse with a very sexy client, the next there’s a drone firing a tranq dart into my back.”

“Oooh you talk big for somebody who fell for my trap so easily! You thought you were some kind of silent predator as if you hadn't been on my watchlist for years.”

“Uhuh yeah, whatever you say. I still almost got your goat in that interrogation room Mr Big Shit.”

“That’s Doctor Big Shit, and it doesn’t count since you so horribly failed, tell me how that nasal fracture felt? Besides, spitting a cyanide capsule is so unoriginal. Bland. Like a Cold War assassination scheme.”

“Still spat in your mouth though.”

How did you get together? Who confessed first?

“We aren’t together, Zero and Cain are just my awful little meatbags, that’s all.”

“You’re a terrible liar sir. We got together after Cain and I both confessed our love and loyalty for you and you got all flustered.”

“That is not how that went at all!”

“You sat with your back to us for like five minutes, I could practically hear your heart rate spike. Then you finally turned around and told us about how it had been ‘soooo obvious’ and that you didn’t have to choose bc ‘I already own you both’ it was so romantic!”

“I do own you both. You’re my worthless assistants, I’m the only thing keeping you from a life sentence, Miss Kingpin.”

What are your thoughts on PDA?

“It’s wonderful, really makes all the nobodies we deal with uncomfortable. Good assertion of dominance.”

“By PDA he thinks you mean grabbing Cain and I by the mouth or yanking us around like chewtoys.. Not that we don’t enjoy every excruciating second of it! It’s not all wild all the time though but real affection is saved for after hours!” 

How do you show your affection towards each other/what are your love languages?

“I don’t feel like answering this, I don’t have a ‘Love Language’.”

“That’s not true Doctor, you can’t hide the fact that you sometimes have the loveliest things to say! And when you aren’t being an utter tool of a boss, you do give some pretty great gifts. I on the other hand am very into acts of service!”

“As if they couldn’t tell on their own.”

“Shut. Anyways. I’m loyal and I love to do nice(ish) things for the ones I love. But I’ll also kill for physical affection! And I have-”

Who’s more introverted and who’s more extroverted?

“I don’t think any of us really count as ‘introverted’ per se. We all like to do loud terrible stupid things on purpose. We’re all reclusive labrats but we’re also all very loud about it at the same time.”

“Speak for yourself, nothing I do is stupid.”

Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?

“Seeing as the Doctor is 6 foot fuckin 2 and I’m 5 foot 9, generally him. Cain's a manlet too so he doesn’t change this equation either- but sometimes if we all wanna spoon at once one of us will jetpack it!”

“You’re both so tiny! I could carry each of you under one arm.”

“Wig, I guess. Please attempt that.”

What do you like doing together the most?

“I do manage to enjoy when these two manage to pull some exciting new weapon out of their asses and we get to test it. It makes me feel almost a little less alone at the top of the world.”

“D...Doctor..”

"Don't go all soft on me Agent Zero, or I'll have to retract my previous statement."

"Gh, right- Uh! Anyways!! I love love love when you make updates to my hardware. You're so fun when we do that- even sweet! Maybe a little sadistic at some points but hell that’s sweet too!"

“Noted.”

Tell us a fun fact about the other!

"The Doctor owns about 10 duplicate pairs of those silly sunglasses, we did that because he always breaks them when he has a fit."

"Zero smoke bombs the lab whenever she gets flustered or gets in trouble. Sometimes I think she enjoys being a nuisance and seeing me blow up. This happens at least twice a week."

Tag other selfshippers and their f/os.

Alright biches!! I'm tagging-

@loomismacher and Nutty!!!

@katerships and Caroline!!

@luvsailor and Kugo

And please! If you see this and would have liked to have been tagged- say I did!! Hell I'll edit the post and add you if you do, I'm just bad at choosing who to tag in this stuff úwù