#also if i don't give my not-yet-husband his monday morning coffee and friday afternoon wine every week i will die

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a friend said i'm a special kind of deranged playing stardew because i'm not "i need to micromanage every aspect of my farm and get perfect crops and harvests and optimal layout," i'm deranged in that half of every day is spent running around town talking to as many villagers as possible and giving gifts to my favorites and i have ten hearts with like seven people

do i need to drop something off at the community center and should i probably complete some mining levels and replant crops before they're out of season? yes. am i instead going to hang out in the clinic for four hours because there's unique dialogue for each villager's annual check-ups that only happen once a year, and i don't want to keep missing them? OBVIOUSLY.