#also idk if this speech has been uploaded but...I'm gonna do it again since i cant find it as of now

[akashicpoint]

NO MORE HEROES Travis's speech during Death Metals fight.

[transcribed: "This count... I feel as if I'm looking at my future self. Mega bucks, big ass house, fast cars... Dining in style with a world class chef and a trusty nutritionist counting every calorie. A team of hot yoga instructors to keep me in shape. Nurses to attend to my body... Maids and loyal servants at my beck and call. On the weekends, tanned babes knocking on my door every two hours. Every day full of excitement and luxury. That'd be the life. Everything in its right place. It's the perfect life. It's the life for winners. That'll be my life! I thirst for selflessness. Hypocrites lusting for their own desires get killed by young rookies like me. This is how it goes down. And for the old killers? They'll croak anyway. I guess you can call this a comedy. I realize there's really nothing here for me. But what else can I do but keep going? Maybe I should have been a little more careful before I jumped in. Gotta find the exit. Gotta find that exit to Paradise. But, I can't see it. Can't see anything. There's this sense of doom running down my spine, like it's... Like it's trying to suck the life out of me. I need to get rid of it before I bail. Something deeper... Deeper than my instincts is taunting me. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit."]

[kurosurintomasu]

for the unlikely tumblr users that are fans of the pizza tower fangame "internship"

y'all are literally never getting this game 😂😂😂😂😂

click the read more button for my old ass outdated explanation, but mostly, it was a bunch of me being butthurt, so take all i say below it with a grain of salt. i no longer think kvas is a weird ambiguous jerk, mostly because i havent been in contact with them for months- perhaps over a year now, so idk what theyre like now- but i am still confident that y'all arent getting a complete internship experience, mostly because at this point, the fan game is most likely cancelled.

regardless, rest of old post is under the read more, most of it is outdated, keeping it up for posterity.

but tl;dr, salty_kvas is an annoying vague asshole and i'm prob gonna stop supporting him until he gets his shit straight

i mean, paraphrasing from a message said by "taterchip", this game literally has signs of being cancelled for the umpteenth time

there's been no private playtesting since feb. 2023 (due to a certain person leaking the feb1 build), there's no music being produced since the main composer, Invice, either was kicked off or left on her own accord, and salty_kvas is pretty much just adding whatever bullshit he wants and getting no feedback, and get this! there won't be a new demo released like, ever again, because the creator kvas wants everyone to forget this game even existed

and that's not even counting the actual asshole-ish shit that kvas has been doing as of late (i'm not even gonna talk about the "ronnie mcnutt meme incident" right now)

also any time kvas uploads anything related to internship on youtube or twitter, he pretty much deletes it an hour after (or the day after) as to not bring any attention to it. y'know, theres a psychological term for deleting something off multiple places in hopes of making literally everyone in the world forget. its called the streisand effect and it's highly annoying for someone who followed the development of internship since like early january of this year (2023, if you can't do any deduction)

as ive said before i'm probably gonna stop supporting kvas until he gets his shit straight. and knowing him, he'll literally never do that. he'll copy penoPleno's speech pattern and push away his friends for the rest of his life, and that's his problem.

seriously. this has gone on since january. i've had enough, and so have a lot of your fans, kvas.