#also idk if i got the calculations right is he 16 feet tall??

[steamedlotusroot]

fsyy headcanon that the reason nezha’s lotus form is 16 feet tall is because when taiyi zhenren was building a new body for him, little ghost nezha asked for some very awesome readjustments :>

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Ironhide, Ironhide, Ironhide. It's the Ironhide Height Chart, everyone! Ironhide did not show up as much as I thought he would, Ratchet too. There's only like 8 universes where he shows up (in a meaningful way).

Quick Disclaimer, if any of the images look weird, it's because I had to stitch a few separate images together to create a full body shot of the character. And Yes, I am aware the TFO ones look stupid, these characters show up in background shots or for like 3 seconds tops. I didn't have anything else.

Here are links to my Bumblebee Chart, my Optimus Chart, my Megatron Chart, my Shockwave Chart, and my Ratchet Chart. For future reference, all these charts will be filed under my "Transformers Height Charts" tag and my "aka the adventures of a..." tag.

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Explanations and Sources below the cut.

RID 2001 - ~13 feet (TFWiki, lucky me, this one was easy)

Unicron Trilogy Energon - ~13 feet (No source, I got this number by assuming Optimus's height between Energon and Cybertron was the same and then comparing Ironhide to Optimus. For the uneducated, the Unicron Trilogy has given each of its 3 seasons separate names and 3 separate art styles.)

Gen 1 - ~16 feet (TFWiki, No additional comments)

WFCT - ~16 feet (No Source, but this design is identical to Gen 1 so who am I to complicate things.)

One V1 - ~16 feet (Pre-cog.*deep breath* Okay, so this movie doesn't have any actual numbers, aside for some bullshit ones from a Walmart Promotional. I've been using the Knightverse Optimus number as a baseline since these were at one point said to be vaugly canon to each other. And the Bumblebee-Optimus scaling is the same. I got this number by comparing Ironhide to Optimus. Idk man, this movie has made me develop a twitch.)

Animated - (Animated has no actual numbers, but the lovely @phoenix-inanis has provided a frankly astounding resource with their own calculations for the heights of all the TFA characters. Go look at it, it's wonderful -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4.)

One V2 - ~18 feet (Post-cog. Again, no numbers, plus I can't actually find a full body picture of this form. My method of "knocking off or adding two feet" has been pretty accurate so far (I got Bumblebee right), so I'm just going to keep doing it. God, my head hurts...)

Bayverse V1 - 22 feet (TFWiki, mr bay is my favorite he gives me heights for free)

Bayverse V2 - 24 feet (TFWIki, yes, for some reason, Ironhide just grew a few feet in between the second and third movies. This happens a lot)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - ~25 feet (So, I had nothing, and I had to look into the trailers for the game to get fucking anything. I was able to get a comparison between him and Optimus, and I was able to guestimate, but it was not perfect, and I probably need to actually play the games to get a better comparison. Also, once more, ALC coming in with the steel chair and snatching first place for being freakishly tall. why does this keep happening?)

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[surveysonfleek]

556.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 33

3101. Would it bother you if your priest, rabbii or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time? If yes, why? i’d wonder why they were doing that but it wouldn’t bother me. 3102. Where do you look for the answers? google most of the time. 3103. If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day? no. 3104. If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you yell at them through their and your closed window? open the window and yell at them? throw things at them? stop the car and start a fight with them? do something else? if it’s really bad i’ll just do a long honk.

3105. I’m in the right lane on the parkway. There is an exit only lane on my right. A car pulls out from behind the pack into the exit only lane. When that car gets to the exit he is right in front of me only one lane to the right of me. Instead of exiting the parkway he tries to creep back in in front of me. I get pissed and honk the horn. He (I keep saying he but I couldn’t tell) throws up his hands as he slides in front of me. I think this is funny and toot again. He throws up his hands again. I do this about three more times and each time I toot he throws his hands in the air. Then my exit clomes up and I have to get off. From the time he got in front of me until I got off the parkway we drove approx. 20 feet. What you think about this situation? i’m getting confused coz we drive on the other side of the road but whatever. i kinda lost interest halfway through anyway lol. 3106. Do you live in reality or in your ‘own little world’? Which one is better? i believe i live in reality which could also be my own little world but meh. i don’t see one as being better. i just go with the flow. 3107. Who’s your favorite soprano? i think beyonce is one. 3108. Why is there porn geared towards straight men, gay men, lesbians but none really geared towards straight woman? i feel like there is? 3109. Is there more to being human than chemicles and impulses? If yes, what? life. experiences. memories. 3110. What if all the boys in jail could get out now together? depends what their intentions are. 3111. If your shoes could talk what would they say? replace me. 3112. How many windows are in your house? too many to count. 3113. Did you walk around your house and count them all? hell no. If not what did you do? sit here and answered lol. 3114. Do you think people store memories as pictures or words? i’m sure there are people that do both. 3115. If you got sent to jail who would your one phone call be to? my mum. 3116. Pick a movie you have seen: i haven’t seen one in awhile. Give a 2 sentence review about it using the word 'go’: 3117. Pick a song you like: no. Give a 2 sentance review of it useing the word 'come’: 3118. Pick a person you like: no. Give a two sentance description of them useing the word 'lunchbox’: 3119. What do these 3 words have in common: hippo, camp, us? they are words lol. 3120. If you could save time in a bottle, the first thing that you’d like to do is.. save every good memory i have. 3121. Who is the most powerful person in the world that you can think of? not sure… different people are obviously more powerful in different countries. maybe the queen? idk. 3122. If you were designing a mini-golf hole what would it be like? a lot of hills lol. 3123. Why do you think certain people become targets for teasing in school or exclusion at work? idk. some people are just bullies. 3124. Why, in essays, is the word 'I’ not allowed to be used when it is our own PERSONAL thoughts being expressed? i guess it’s more formal to not speak in first person idk. 3125. What song would you like your doorbell to play? something funky. 3126. Would you rather watch MTV or play GO FISH? haha depends what’s on mtv i guess. 3127. What is an itch? the urge to scratch something. 3128. Why did the holocaust happen? tbh i don’t know. i should read up on it. 3129. Would you be capable of torturing another person? no way. unless they did something that bad to me or people i love. 3130. How did Hitler’s army do this and still believe they were good people? i’m sure they were either fearful, brainwashed or promised a better life. 3131. Do you like poetry to rhyme? sometimes. 3132. Does 'jewish’ describe a race or a religion? both. 3133. How tall are you? 5′4″. 3134. If Hitler was capable of such cruelty to others, and he is human, does that mean that all humans are capable of this cruelty? not all, some humans definitely have more goodness in their hearts. 3135. How long have you ever gone without sleep? over 24 hours easily. 3136. Is a mouse a miracle? sure. 3137. there are alcoholics, chocoholics, shoppoholics, practically anything can be an 'oholic. What’s your 'oholic? sleep. 3138. Does heaven have a phone number? probably not. If it did would you call? Who would you ask to speak to? What would you say? 3139. Fortune time!! 1,2, 3, or 4? 3. if 1: 5, or 6? if 2: 7 or 8? if 3: 9 or 10? 9. if 4 11 or 12? Now pick a letter between A and G: if A: 13 or 14? if B: 15 or 16? if C or D: 17 or 18? if E or F: 19 or 20? 20. if F: 21 or 22? if G: 22 or 23? ——— you should now have two numbers. look at both numbers below and combine the sayings to get a fortune. 5: you are a very loving person 6: you will become very rich 7: you are too hard on yourself 8: cats will bring you bad luck 9: gremlins will eat all your cheese 10: you are going on a trip 11: someone you don’t know will be watching you 12: you will get what you want — 13. and your life will be filled with romance 14. but you will fall in love with a babboon 15. and salt is lucky for you 16. or you will inherit a cough medicine factory 17. and you will not come back 18. and you will lose the remote 19. or your favorite team will win 20. and you were born under a lucky star 21. but the next person who leave you a note is attracted to you 22. and you will have a stalker soon 23. or your best friend will take you to a movie 3140. Do you vote? yes. we have to here. you get a fine if you don’t vote. 3141. Are you always honest with yourself? sure. Were you honest when you answered that question? i guess. 3142. What kinds of diary names or entry titles make you specifically NOT want to read that diary? no. 3142. Is writing an online diary more about being honest about yourself or entertaining your readers? idk. 3143. What are you the last of? the last person to come into my room lol. 3144. Who do you really appreciate and what have you done lately to show that you appreciate them? my boyfriend. i guess we both take care of each other. 3145. When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both? both. 3146. Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mother Theresa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is 'it depends on how you define success’. Well, this survey is about YOU isn’t it? So how do YOU define success? i’m pretty sure this question has already been asked. 3147. Are people making up reality as they go along? idk. 3148. You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2 multiply the answer by .8 What do you get? That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough? 3149. What is your feeling about republicans? idk. we don’t have republicans here. either liberals or democrats. 3150. What do you need to do? clean my room. What do you need to stop doing? lazing around. 3151. If you were to start a club, what club would you start? board game club lol. 3152. Are your hands and feet always cold? no. Maybe you have bad circulation. 3153. Have you ever been prank called? probably in high school. If yes, what was the situation? i forgot. 3154. Have you ever prank called someone? not in like over 10 years. If yes, what was the prank? i forgot. 3155. Have you ever gotten into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialled a wrong number? not really. 3156. Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things? before i go to sleep, yes. If yes, does the universe open up when you do this? not sure. 3157. Are you a genius? i wish. 3158. If you were going to design the PERFECT signifigant other…what flaws would you give them? i would never want to design a ‘perfect’ person. 3159. If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself? i didn’t exactly lol. 3160. RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn’t I? yep. 3161. Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture? both. 3162. When you have a feeling or an idea: do you trust it? usually. Even when people are telling you that you are wrong? i’ll still think about it. Even when people are laughing at you for it? yep. 3163. WHAT IS YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME? (YOUR MIDDLE NAME BECOMES YOUR FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME IS THE NAME OF THE STREET OF THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN): hahaha i’d rather not. 3164. What is the differance between spirituality and religion? i don’t knowwww. 3165. What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu? rest, meds, fluids. 3166. Who is your favorite comedian? i don’t have one. 3167. What do you think of Winona Ryder’s court case? this must be super old. 3168. What was your last nightmare about? i forgot. 3169. Who are the people in your neighborhood? they’re all from different walks of life. 3170. During what decade was popular music the most emotional? 90s. During what decade was popular music the best? each decade have good hits i guess. 3171. How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds? idk them. There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write? idk. 3172. Do you download porn? (be honest!) nope. 3173. Why is 'go suck an egg’ or 'your grandma sucks eggs!’ an insult? it wouldn’t insult me, sounds stupid. 3174. Life is: beautiful. I am: alive. I am not: doing anything. But I want to be: more motivated. And I wish I could: be motivated lol. 3175. What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department? spiritual: physical: emotional: with their humanity: honestly by who’s standards? anyone can reach the highest achievement according to how they perceive it. 3176. Can you give step by step instructioons on how to think deeply? no lol. it’s different for everyone. 3177. Did you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd’s The Wall? nope. If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that? 3178. Let’s say you were writing an application for potential new friends. What three questions would you ask (and what would you want the answers to be)? i would never ask for friends lol. 3179. Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why: mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand blue ocean. it just works. 3180. Are you dyslexic? no. 3182. Are you overwhelmed? no. By what? 3183. 'My natural elasticity was crushed.’ What does that mean? idk. 3184. What is humanity evolving towards, do you think? technology. 3185. Are you good at cracking codes? ,t y dsud yp Ftoml upit ,o;l I’ll give you a hint. Y really means T. idk. 3186. How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)? ten i think? 3187. Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis??? all over the windows. 3188. What’s the worst place to have a scab? ass. 3189. Do you pick your scabs? yeah sometimes. 3190. Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’? not me. 3191. post 'it’ note what does 'it’ stand for? anything! 3192. What is a tragedy? idk. 3193. Where is guam? in the pacific i think? idk but i’m pretty sure we have the same timezone. 3194. Are you bubbly? not anymore. Do you drink bubbly? no, i hate it. 3195. Do you have caller ID? yes. If you do then do you only answer the phone after looking at it? yes. 3196. Bewitched or Jeannie? bewitched. 3197. When will you be able to just do what you want to? i do that now. 3198. How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it? it’s all about the grind. 3199. OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound! no. 3200. Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine? best friend lol.