#also i wrote zayn as a little shit because dont you all be thinking he's innocent lmao

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Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m back with another pointless, fluffy drabble! Did you ask? No but I’ll shove it down your throats anyway :))

In which, Ziam create a joint Youtube account for the purpose of posting day-to-day vlogs, to offer fans an insight into their personal lives. It turns out very differently of course...

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“No, listen you do it.” Zayn shoved the laptop towards Liam and onto his lap. They were sat in their comfiest pajamas in bed, blankets strewn across and tangled in their legs. Liam put his cup of coffee down on the side table and gave Zayn all his attention.

Lately, with all the media circus and hype around the two of them, frankly which was expected since they came out, the fans were getting antsier by the day, desperate for a view into the lives of ‘Ziam’.

Liam giggled into Zayn’s shoulder as his husband scrolled through his twitter feed, their mentions rife with the hashtag, even having made it a worldwide trend.

“This is mad,” he whispered into the soft material of Zayn’s hoodie, only getting a gentle peck on his head from the other man as a response.

He knew Zayn was, too, in awe of the positive response, both men having expected to have lost a chunk of their followers. But it didn’t happen, and now the worst was over, the coming out dealt with. Now they had their entire lives to look forward to, to be as they are and always will be: together.

Liam frowned at his husband’s blank expression and looked down at the screen of the laptop, a red and white themed page open on it. He sighed and regarded Zayn with a gentle gaze.

“Babe, it’s easy, don’t worry.” He chastened the other man, only pulling a tentative look from him but not much else. Zayn had always thought his lack of tech knowledge was a weakness but Liam was always there to ward off such thoughts.

He pulled on Zayn’s hoodie (Liam’s merch from his first album) and tucked him into his side, a strong arm preventing him from squirming too much. A few clicks and a few details added and their new joint Youtube account was ready to use. Liam smiled triumphantly at the screen then turned his face to look at Zayn who was –

–slumped across Liam’s chest, with drooping eyelashes and an open mouth, fast asleep.

He grinned down at the sight; maybe this is what he should start with, he thought devilishly, slowly pulling his cellphone towards him from the side table and switching on the camera app.

***

It was well after a few months when Zayn decided he’d had enough for a whole vlog-like video to be posted on their account. Of course, they loved their fans and wanted to share their lives with them too, but there was only so much vlogging they could squeeze in, with their busy schedules and hectic routines.

Zayn had taken to recording during breaks at the studio with Liam giggling intensely at Loki rolling around on the floor, snorting between munching on fries. He zoomed in on Liam’s red face, beard growing thick and scruffy and a snapback worn backwards perched on his head. He looked every bit the teenager he fell in love with, just a bit more beefy. Reprimanding himself mentally, he continued recording until Liam’s laughs had resorted into loud snorts, his body bowing with the force of his laughter and the camera shook because damn his giggles were infectious.

Unbeknownst to Zayn, Liam had also taken to capturing those soft, sweet and quiet moments between the two of them, where not a stitch of designer wear was on their backs, where no deal was left to be fulfilled and where no one could see them.

“They don’t know about us”, Liam whispered into Zayn’s ear, giggling slightly as he pulled a clingy Zayn onto his lap, the sounds around them drowned in lazy, sloppy kisses.

At the moment, Liam sneaked across their lounge and hid behind one of the sofas, his feet bare to hide the sound of his steps, he grinned to himself as he switched on his camera app.

Zayn was stood with his back to the lounge, humming under his breath and slightly swaying from side to side as he cut some vegetables on the counter.

“We need to start eating healthy, Liam.” His hand was given a sharp slap when Liam attended to sneak another fry from the dinner table. He pouted but his husband fixed a pointed expression, and Liam deflated with a heaving sigh.

Well if he was gonna be eating healthy for the rest of his life, at least he can get some revenge in for it. He edged closer from behind the sofa until he was almost right behind Zayn, only a few feet separating the two. He was still recording when he heard it, the smoky undertones sounding out familiar hums and lyrics.

He was singing songs off Liam’s album. Liam quickly turned the front-facing camera on, his hands shaky and heart beating with the force of the love he felt for his husband. He recorded himself listening to Zayn singing and humming in the kitchen while he mouthed the words, “I love him!” to the camera.

***

They sat across each other on different sofas, facing each other with laptops propped up and a video file open on each screen. Liam had Zayn’s laptop with a video ready to play and Zayn had Liam’s. The two had decided after gathering enough footage and little snippets to make their own edits of the video clips. That is of course, Zayn had made two, his first one being too ‘artsy’ for Liam. Sue him, he liked filters.

But right now, the two needed to watch each other’s edits to finally decide on which one should be posted. They both pressed play after a quick nod and with headphones on, watched the videos.

By the end of it, Zayn was in tears but so was Liam.

***

When fans had logged onto their social medias, they had been absolutely gobsmacked to find a video, an edit rather full of unseen footage of Liam and Zayn. But most importantly, an edit of Ziam made by the very own Ziam.

Ecstatic and helplessly breathless, with one click they all watched the video one by one. And as expected were in tears after it.

Tears of hysterical laughter, of course.

You see, while they had anticipated a romantic view into the lives of a married couple, what they had gotten was snippets of hysterical giggling, antics of Not-a-Morning-Person Zayn, Loki attempting to fit himself into a vase and also Zayn laying in a strip of sunlight, shared grumpily with the rest of their pets.

“It’s art, Liam.” He proclaimed, voice mock-serious.

“What, laying in the sunlight?”

“Ye-ow! Loki no- Liam! Your son is being annoying.”

“Oh, so he’s my son when he’s annoying but it’s ‘That’s my boy!’ when he sits on my face when I’m sleeping!”

There were also cute moments of the two sharing a slice of cake but that clip ended when a drunk Zayn smeared chocolate icing on Liam’s forehead while shouting ‘Simba!’

Also on the video, was when Liam had accidentally set fire to roses on a dinner date –

“It’s symbolic, Liam.”

“Shut up, Zayn.”

- and when Zayn had ended up walking out in the middle of a meeting with Liam’s music video producers and Liam’s social media intern had swung the camera around to capture Zayn in all his morning glory.

Of course, Liam’s mouth had gone dry at the sight of a shirtless but grumpy Zayn prowling around in his boxer shorts, hair adorably standing up and a scowl ever-present on his face. Yup, after all these years, that turned him on the most.

The others had tittered nervously at the sight of him and Liam had laughed it off, following his husband to the kitchen and getting some cuddle time in; which consisted of Liam clinging onto Zayn with arms wrapped around his waist and his head on his shoulder, as Zayn grumpily shoved spoonfuls of Weetabix in his mouth.

All this and much, much more was what greeted fans on the eve of a very important date, 25th March.

Those little shits.

Hope you enjoyed! x

[bciwasinlove]

Just saw an anon saying ppl on twitter called ppl racist for not liking zayn or his music and ???

Y'ALL the hell is w/ twitter? IM MIDDLE EASTERN AND I DONT LIKE ZAYN'S MUSIC BRO THATS NOT RACIST??? LIKE??? HOW MANY BRAINCELLS DOES TWITTER HV? LIKE -0.0000001???

Do people not understand that different music is for different people and that not liking someone's music has NOTHING to do with their ethnicity, just your own individual taste in music. What pleases you may not please someone else. (I feel like this should be common sense?). Not only that but disliking someone for reasons that have nothing to do with their skin colour/race AGAIN do not make you racist, and again that is COMMON SENSE. Is twitter okay? They seem out of touch with reality. I never have time to check it and I'm lowkey glad I feel like I would just be annoyed with everyone now that I'm hearing how it is over there.

Also its very frustrating and annoying that if you were to post your thread on twitter you would get hate. But that to me says so much about the toxic environment that twitter clearly inhabits, where there is no room for opinions that may differ even slightly from the norm or what is popular. The fact that people are so insistent that their 'favs' can never do anything wrong is not only incredibly toxic for the fandom itself but also for the artist, who is human and will eventually likely mess up or do something the fandom does not like.

I honestly think its unfair that people have these expectations of other human beings, because they are human. It is an inevitability that they will mess up and that is okay, there is nothing wrong with that. They are at the end of the day human beings and like everyone else deserve room for error, it is much important how someone learns from their mistakes and the actions they take after said mistake, rather than the mistake they made.

I just can't fathom twitter. It sounds like a bunch of 12-15 year olds who have yet to realise that other human beings are, well, HUMAN. Which does not sound like a good combination of people. Yikes.

Sorry for writing so much, just increasingly frustrated by twitter the more I hear about it and also sorry about the fact that it's so toxic you can't even post there w/o getting hate, that's awful love :((

Anyway have a good night darling <3

Thanks anon I had a wonderful night. 😁

100% agree these people are HUMANS just like us they make mistakes stop acting like they can do no wrong. I have a mutral who was told you are racist for not liking Z music and someone else on their carrd wrote "all non OT5s are racist." Not liking someone's music has nothing to do with their ethnicity. I don't like Li's music either he has a similar styles to Z music and I just don't care for either.

Also once saw an anti say "anyone who thinks Golden is for Lou is racist" knowing damn well its just larries who say that and they want to make us look like shit people. I hate how people just throw big words around like "fetishizing" on the bird app as if they old little weight.

And i'm glad you like my post even tho I made sure to not sound anti anyone and what not [just stated the facts of what was said and what wasn't possible] I would still get hate if I posted it over there and that is why I haven't. No one over there can think for themselves they go with what the big accs say and you aren't meant to vier off the path of what everyone else thinks. It's such a toxic mindset.

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i’m not the fresh air anon but i liked you take on it lol there are any more songs you think they wrote about each other?

100% i’m gonna put this under a cut bc its prob gonna be long 🥴

ok FIRST OF ALL good years obviously. second of all i know two ghosts is about t***** but its about zayn.

now that that’s out of the way. it’s been rumored that fingers is about harry and i can see it. its a song about wanting to reconnect with someone who you loved in the past but you just cant seem to get yourself to do it. “fingers aint working but my heart is, if you wanna let me know where you are then i can come and love ya” like....he wants to reach out so bad and reconnect and restart their friendship but somethings holding him back whether it be guilt or just him not wanting to be the first one to reach out because he doesnt think he was in the wrong in the situation.

also like i know we know walking in the wind is about zayn but what about all the other songs on mitam that are probably about him? honestly the whole album BUT specifically infinity, long way down, & am really stand out to me as ones that allude to zayn in some capacity. theres a line in am where harry is talking about all of his favorite conversations happening late at night when its just you and someone else bullshitting and as we all know when harry would come back to the hotel a little too drunk he would always go to zayns room to hang out and talk.

also like lowkey zayn’s song common? the whole fucking first verse like “i’ll find a way to let you in” harry and zayn were so fucking close at one point “there aint nothin common bout us” LIKE we all saw how they acted on stage and shit. also “i see all your flaws and imperfections but thats what makes me love you more we got such a spiritual connection” idk man all im saying is that zayn and harry rly seemed like platonic soul mates at one point and it makes me sad to see that they dont even speak at this point u know

[mywifelouis]

I was tagged by @lourrydearest to rant about louis which I consider my full time job anyway but its nice to type it out ! Thank you for tagging me darling x

when did u become a louie?

I reckon it was around 2013 when I became a 1d stan. I literally started to like One Direction purely because of him. I was watching interviews of them on youtube and those iconic ‘best one direction moments’ and Louis just stood out to me:((( i love him

why did you become a louie?

He’s just so charming :(( and sweet and loud and after watching a few interviews i was in love.I was find it so ridiculous that harry was i n love with lousi by like day three of bootcamp on x factor but also like same. i want to put him in my pocket. above all it was his personality but also cause he is so so so good looking like wow and i never even found white boys attractive before i found him he changed my whole perspective of men im not even jokinggg

one thing that drew you in specifically

I think its the whole yorkshire thing hes got going on like how strong his little accent is and the way he speaks literally warms my heart. Im from up north too Im from Bradford to be specific which means i should relate to zayn more to be honest but louis just stood out to me.Hes just so down to earth and sarcastic and doesnt take no shit. Hes overall just so british and real and i love it . Obviously as a larrie you know i have to bring up how he is with harry. The way he treats harry is also a massive thing for me cause its the qualities id look for in a partner and makes me even more fond of him. Hes so protective and gentle with harry he/ll bully and pick on all the other boys and everyone else but hes so sweet to harrry ;(( one specific moment is when years ago harry was getting his nails painted in a interview and hes quite insecure of the ‘girly’ it is and talks about how hes embarassed but louis convinces him do it (probably cause he knows harry wants to ) and says something along the lines of harry looks beautiful with painted nails :((((( this makes me so so so soft cause now harry embraces his feminity so much and has his nails painted 24/7 and lets not even talk about how louis will defend harry long hair to his death he will not let anyone speak bad of his husbands curls and i just cryyyy :((( so cute bye

favourite song on walls

the song im listening to the most at the moment is kill my mind i quite like that one but i think my favourites are always you and defenseless

who would you want louis to collab with?

oooo this ones abit difficult because i feel like all his music is the same sort of genre and sound. I’s say these other lads called harry styles niall horan zayn malik and liam payne :)) no im joking i reckon other UK artists like maybe the 1975 just because iknow they previously wrote together and i quite like their music too?? not too sure about this one

favourite hair style

cinnamon swirl anyday its beautiful on him i adore it we dont get enough of it but other than that i like his hair in a quiff or just up.

back to you, just hold on or miss you?

Id say miss you is defos my fave i love it but also back to you i listen to that daily tbh.

louis is suits or sweaters?

this is a awful question because i would die for him in either. 

Favourite tattoo

ooo this is a hard one i like all his tattoos tbh theyre so aesthetically pleasing. maybe the dagger one cause i remember exactly when he got that one and everyone was freaking out and theres abit of sentiment attached to it for me. Also the compass cause it points to home and its just such a cute idea if i was allowed to get a tatoo it would defos be the compass one

favourite louis photo

probably my icon or just any photo of him smoking i find it way too attractive 

I wrote way toooo much but i got a carried away talking about louis which isnt out of the ordinary for me hehe. I would like to tag these lovelies to this this but obviously its quite long so no pressure xx  @fleurlilly @coucoulou @alwayslouandhazza @28-oops-hi