#also i tried redacting all the fucks and fuckers out of there so it doesn't show up like BAM on your dashes

[somedaytakethetime]

Ok it is time for the question..

Do you think the boys (you are mostly talking about) are good in bed? Who do you think is soft and gentle and who is mister grey in person.. ??? Imean that is a important topic

And yes i want to discuss on that 🙂

*cracks knuckles* I hope you're ready because I'm giving you a run down of ALL the guys like I did with the sleeping naked stuff xD Here it goes:

Manuel Neuer - he's an Aries, he's either going to be mind-blowing or total shit... you decide! I also think he's freaky as hell Kasper Schmeichel - this man is a total hellcat in the sack and no one can convince me otherwise (yes, I'm a thousand percent biased)(also HE'S A SCORPIO!!) Simon Kjær - he'd be really sweet but I think he has an edge to him, I think there's a beast hiding underneath all this angelic looks (he's an Aries too) Łukasz Piszczek - gods YES... so much YES!! He has a look to him that just screams I'll tie you up if you misbehave.... Mats Hummels - this [redacted] would be so intense!!! Like... intense Gregor Kobel - he's cute and I think he'd be really sweet, but I think he'd also enthusiastically want to try new stuff? Marco Reus - I love Marcinho dearly, and I think he's soft and sweet, but super lazy too (unless you're Lewy then he's extremely enthusiastic) Leon Goretzka - oh, yeah, definitely. He sometimes looks.... intense. Robert Lewandowski - this DILF would wreck you! Like, I'm talking you can't move levels of wreck you because he's trying to prove he's the best at everything!! (it's from being ignored by the French so often.... he feels the need to show off) Federico Chiesa - meh? If he's trying yes he'd be good. Not very creative though Leonardo Bonucci - I don't think so.... Nicolò Zaniolo - I only see two options with this bastard: he's either the best [redacted] of your life or he'll the be worst, no inbetween Alessio Romagnoli - he seems really shy and sweet, but I think he'd try to make it really good for you? Like, he'd be really intense but a different intense from Mats Ciro Immobile - YES! Can't explain why but yes, saucy too! Davide Calabria - this guy? This guy gets really teasing and naughty, I can see it in his smirk Matteo Pessina - very lovey-dovey, but with an edge. It's the villain eyebrows.... Manuel Locatelli - I mean... it's Palpatelli, of course he's trying to be the best and out-kinky the kinks xD Eric Dier - oh, yeah, this bastard? This dude would be a God.... I've seen that photo you know? Hugo Lloris - kinda? I think he's too tired for it most of the time though, poor ole dad </3 Rúben Dias - despite how hot he looks? This guy can't [redacted], don't ask me why Ben Chilwell - I can see him trying to be the best, and he's probably good and a little spicy, but he can't match say Hummels (very few will manage...) Andriy Shevchenko - yes. So much. No further comments Paolo Maldini - with those eyes? With that naughty smirk he sometimes has? This man could make you forget your name, but he needs a few minutes... it's the age.... Peter Schmeichel - on one hand he's a Scorpio too so basically he was a Sex God, on the other? He's old now. He could still do it, but, like Maldini, he's gonna need some time you know? Jürgen Klopp - 100%, you're not walking properly with this man around and, yes I know he's old too, but he feels like a different kind of old... it's the intensity of his stare.... Giovanni Di Lorenzo I've seen the way he dances, this dude can't move his hips worth anything.... you make your own conclusions... Sandro Tonali - he's a child and I'm going to jail if I say it (yes) Patrick Cutrone - I'd say so, yes, he seems like the sweet type though. Would probably always try for gentle and slow, but he's got some lips on him and I'll leave it at that.... Roman Bürki - oh gods.... yes.... but at what cost??? John Stones - YES! Kinky too. Also no further comments... but just look at his eyes and his thighs... Thomas Müller - this man would still try to be cracking jokes in bed, and I, personally, would probably love it. If humour during sex isn't your thing though? I'd say give him a pass. xD Marco Rose - the DILF tries, he really does, but he's no Kloppo Pepe Guardiola - I actually think he's sexy, and I'm alone on that I know, but I think he'd be good. If only to try and compete with Jürgen on that too.... Benjamin Pavard - I don't want to say it.... but no.... Adrien Rabiot - see answer above (and it hurts me because I actually want to marry this

one...) Jan Vertonghen - THIS MAN HAS A DADDY KINK AND I JUST *KNOW* IT!! Also this dude would [redacted] the dailylights out of you!! Matty Cash - he's cute and sweet, but I think he'd be excited to try new stuff. Kevin Trapp - yes.... have you seen that workout video of him hip thrusting at the gym? Go watch.... Thomas Delaney - sweet and gentle, but also just happy to go along with anything really, he's game Nicolò Barella - he's a baby but he's trying, you know? EDIT TO ADD: Oliver Giroud - DILF! YES! He'd be sweet and loving and absolutely romantic, as is the French way, but he'd manage to wreck you still. Trust me. <3