#also i hc pearl to cuss a lot especially when she's mad and has to stop herself from doing so infront of steven

[st4rchildd]

OKAY SO AM REALLY EEPY AND I JUST WOKE UP FROM A SOUL ACCENDING NAP AND I GOT SOME EDGY HEADCANON LET ME TALK MAH SHIT 🤍

okay so connie accidentally calls her mom pearl and pearl mom sometimes which was fine by them it's no biggie but here's the thing :

steven started getting a little jealous of connie because he hears her call pearl mom sometimes and pearl would treat it like a normal occurance but when once steven also slipped up and called pearl mom before, that made her cry so he started being more careful not to call her that because he thought he upset her so he didn't

understand why was she so normal about it when connie said it and not when he says it because after all she was the one to raise HIM she lives with HIM and if she's a mother in anyway possible than she's HIS mom and was very upset about the whole situation he literally didn't speak to connie for a week even when they trained so connie was like "dude wtf you're like my only friend wth happened" so she tryied to talk to him about it and he went FERAL like just full on mental break down about how he didn't understand why would she be upset with him but not with her for calling her mom and how he's starting to become not important to pearl and that connie was stealing his place (which of course wasn't true but the guy literally needs constant reassurance that he's loved or else he won't know that) so connie had to assure him that that was not true and was like "okay bud if you don't want me calling her that i won't just don't be mad at me okay ?" and started being more careful not to call pearl mom, at least not infront of steven, which is a change pearl happened to notice and was like "hey connie you didn't call me mom for a while what's up with that" and connie had to explain to her that steven got upset because she did so and that he doesn't think it's fair that it upsets you that he calls you that but when i do it it's absolutely fine which was actually shocking to pearl because she wasn't upset with steven when he called her mom she was too happy that he did so she cryied of joy and steven misunderstood that and thought that she was upset over it, she didn't immediately talk to steven about it but made a mental note to do so

some times later pearl got a call from steven to come pick him up cause he got in trouble with something, nothing serious he isn't in danger it's just that the situation required someone older to come get him and that he'll explain when she gets there so of course she did that when she arrived there she found out that steven kicked an asshat's butt and this person's parent was mad and determined to make steven apologize to their child and maybe even get to speak to his guardian which in this case happened to be pearl

as the entitled parent angrily explained everything and demanded that steven apologized pearl said

“yeah listen ma'am, i understand your frustration but steven is not apologizing for doing the right thing and standing up to others, if anything you should be the one who's trying to talk her child out of being a horrible person”

“HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT WHOEVER YOU MIGHT BE, am assuming not one of his parents concidering he addressed you by name on the phone earlier”

“well i actually happen to be his mother, and MY SON IS NOT APOLOGIZING FOR DOING WHAT'S RIGHT, STEVEN LET'S GO AM DONE SPEAKING WITH THIS- person...”

thoughts on this silly thing i randomly thought about I'll make more if y'all like these <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>