#also he still hoards milk because he's terrified of the egg's influence finding him again

[ranboo-my-beloved]

now wait a second there @q-cumb3r this gotta be a separate post on it's own-

OKAY so first of all it should be the other way around!

john escaped the control of the Egg shortly after the Masquerade using all the milk he hoarded up (drinking milk removes potion effects but for fighting off something as powerful as the Egg you need a lot of it) and after becoming essentially homeless he had to put his butler skills to use and start working as a bartender in a small town (let's just pretend the two jobs are similar enough). he just wanted to live a quiet life but we all saw how that went. after barely surviving the duel he pulled the signature move of seemingly all ranboo characters and decided that he's gonna stay the fuck away from people (relatable and justified). he goes on to build a little cottage in the mountains and lives happily ever after. he has a bunch of pets and none of them die. he probably picks up beekeeping as a hobby or something. The End.