#also gosh the sessions are expensive!! this one is covered so i don't have to pay it but if i need more before the end of the month i have

[kashilascorner]

Just booked a session with a console psychologist 🤞

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

GiH AU

Aight this tag is too filled w/ angsty stuff so imma put down some varying emotions here we go-

~When I saw the whole Phil getting summoned thing, I initially imagined that Phil does have wings, but they're damaged beyond repair. He's been in denial of being depressed because of the injury, even though it's essentially a limb being taken from him. An instinct, a flurry of memories being stolen from him with nothing he can do, but "He doesn't really need them anyways, it's fine, he's fine, don't worry about it. o/" (He's cried. Every night, when no one has to see those tatters and look at him with a glazed, empty pity. The Angel of Death, no longer able to soar. He despises every part about it.) Then the Gremlins show him brooms. Slowly but surely, it dawns on him - he can fly again. He can fly he can fly he can FLY HE CAN- oh stars he's crying isn't he. Madam Hooch was confused when the Gremlins brought Phil out to the field, begging to give 'Dadza' lessons, but wholly understood when she heard the howl of pure elation that ripped from Phil's voice as he shot to the clouds. Nobody saw him come down until he'd almost passed out from exhaustion. After that, he began carrying a broom with him everywhere, at all times. (I imagine he has it slung across his back for easy access.) He's never been more proud of the Gremlins, nor has he ever been so grateful for the one life he's been given.

~When Purpled is finally found, the Gremlins essentially have watch duty on him while he's recovering in the sick bay. None of them trust anyone to keep an eye on him anymore. He's not being taken from them again. This ends up with a lot of bonding moments, because they all accidentally start having theropay sessions with each other. Also there are many hugs. Also also this is when Tommy first does his "I'm-holding-your-face-to-show-affection" thing to Purpled. Tears.

~Based off of the headcanon that Phil has a bunch of crows following him around (his chat lol), when someone *cough cough u%bridge cough cough* pisses him off, the Crows just start getting fricken pissed. They're just so absolutely livid, they cover everything and where did the sun go. You don't anger Dadza's kind-of-children and expect no consequences. Meaning say goodbye to all your shiny stuff. And I mean all of it. Nothing for you haha :>

~I've developed a scenario in my head where the Gremlins are just walking through Hogwarts, being the chaotic little turds they are, when all of a sudden there's Dream. Just standing in the hallway. (At this point they all know he's with either the Ministry or the Deatheaters.) Of course, they all panic, making Dream notice their presence. Then, he starts levitating. Just hanging there, a foot off the ground. Everyone is freaking out even more because wtf he can fly now, but Tommy just gets a suspicious look on his face, staying completely still. He hasn't yet realized how absolutely screwed he is. 'Dream' begins to float towards them. It was at this moment that Tommy realized oh bloody h3ll that isn't Dream. It's so much worse. As Tommy runs for his life, begging a Drista in full pursuit to spare him, everyone laughs their butts off at Tommy's expense. (Imagine this but the Chaos Children)

~I really want the Technosisters to be included in here somewhere but I don't know what to do hepl

~HC! that Mumza has 2 forms: classic Grim Reaper type thing, and Kristin. So when we first see her again, it's just...

Phil: THAT'S MY WIFE! :D

Everyone: sir that is literally Death™️

Mumza, taking Moldywart's pathetic excuse of a soul: Hi Honey! :D

Everyone: excuse me what

~I realize that the Gremlins would probably compare witches to Minecraft witches, and be really confused when none of the females would try to kill them on sight. That would be a trainwreck to get used to in first year.

{Yeah that's all I got sorry for the braindump except I'm not really sorry I do regret the length though oh my gosh why is it so long okay bye}

-🦥 (if taken I'm good with 🔷)

Yes. Yes. YES!

Give all the fluff because god. This au is angsty after we peel away the crack layers. My god.

We have Phil just flying again, we have comfort, we have Drista, we have Phil's chat being little shits, and we have Mumza content! We have so much and it's hilarious and it's fluffy and god.