#also gasteyer's hair is INSANE my god

[nakedmonkey]

“God, I’m buzzing so much, I’m horny.” 

[hippohead]

happiest season (2020) thoughts (aka spoilers) under the cut

god i have so many thoughts & feelings but first and foremost, let me boldly and bravely say i was rooting for adultery the whole entire time. 

fjkdghsd ok that sounds bad and i don’t condone adultery obviously (aside from hit the switch because i very much do in hts kurt and blaine’s case) but PLEASE. give me abby x riley over abby x harper any day!!!

i... hated harper. i understand her backstory and the reasons and motivations behind all of her decisions but asking abby to go back into the closest is already asking a lot (and she asked it at a point when abby couldn’t really say no! that’s manipulative! help!) but then to add on to it all of the other bullshit? honestly at times it felt like she was toying with her and using affection to distract her from how fucked up the whole thing was. and then SHE got mad at ABBY? 

anyway listen i could go into that more but. lots of stuff about harper did not sit right with me despite understanding her. there’s a limit to how much that excuses how she behaved and what she expected of abby. also i deeply related to abby (maybe the first time that’s happened for me? like an, oh there’s me completely on my screen moment? that’s pretty big!) so i’m feeling sensitive and protective

anyway i need an entire movie about riley and her backstory like that is painful! and i just think that aubrey & kstew look cute together. SUE ME. personally i think it is so progressive and wonderful of me to always take movies with wlw’s and ignore what they give me and want something else/more/different (wine country i’m looking at u. specifically tammy x cath)

what else? mary steenburgen ily u know i’ve loved u since those clara clayton days. alison brie thanks 4 gracing my screen and ily to ur hair change in the time jump. hi to burl moseley i’ve missed u since cxg ended and i think about don’t be a lawyer every day sir! a bop if i’ve ever heard one. miss sarayu i saw u and i appreciated the looks thanks so much. dan levy i literally love u so much pls have my whole entire heart and the fish tank prop work was impeccable. MOST IMPORTANTLY miss ana gasteyer i did NOT appreciate the homophobia but it’s my right as a lesbian to focus on how HOT and EXPENSIVE you were in this film and that is what matters. thank u for existing

anyway in conclusion this movie made me feel insane and i know what happened in canon happened but also maybe it didn’t and abby realised that she’s allowed to want to be treated better whilst still understanding the complexities of coming out and families, and that she and riley are in love somewhere right now amen xx