#also dont talk the sciencey part about this because i genuienly don't care i know scietifically we are tied to our sad sad washed out

[koifishanonymous]

red the more you try to explain that you’re not weird about eyes, the weirder it makes it seem 😭

look i swear it makes sense, it does in my head at the very least.

ok so you've got your typical light-coloured eyes colour like light blue, gray, amber etc and they're like okay cool ig they have downsides for example the blue eyed stare right. (sidenote: what is wrong with those guys. they are terrifying). in this category you also have whatever this is supposed to be

then you have stuff like lightish green/hazel, light brown which are pretty good i quite like these.

but they you get this absolute monstrosity

WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE??? WHAT DOES THIS SYMBOL(eyes. sorry bad joke i jsut wanted to make it)IZE??

YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND HOW A PERSON IS FEELING? WELL TOO BAD IF YOU'RE FUTHER THAN A METER AWAY YOU CANNOT TELL IF THEY EVEN /HAVE/ PUPILS?? YOU WANT TO DRAW A COOL CHARACTER THAT HAS DARK BROWN EYES? WELL YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO ANY COOL FLECK OF COLOUR YOU GET THE DAMPEST BROWN YOU CAN IMAGINE. AND I, RED, HAVE TO HAVE THEM??? WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING INTERESTING.

rant aside, if you have this eyecolour this isnt a stab at you i could not care less of who has these eyes i care about colours and aesthetics. like this colour is extremely common in humans but it's also common in deer and ravens. this is purely about colour. if anything i'll get mildly annoyed humans have dark brown as their primary eye colour while owls get orange.

anyways green eyes superiority have some green eyes cats i'm so very normal