#also don't worry about her trying to wiggle in with a medical license

[nny11writes]

An Incomplete List of Reasons Why It’s Hard to Let Entrapta be in How To Quit You, Which @venn364 is Suffering Through My Rambling On and I Have Now Decided to Make Everyone Suffer Instead:

1. She doesn’t understand why I won’t let her have clockwork robots or regular robots or weirdly modern tech, but mostly robots (only secret robots that never appear on screen and don’t impact the story are allowed aka imaginary robots and that isn’t flying)

2. She would 100% stage the Crash at Crush but for science, and while epic I have no space for it, and also do not need to figure out how she got a hold of trains for it

3. She is weirdly insistent that she could perform medicine, but is also very open about NOT having a medical license

4. She can’t be with her boyfriend(s) and is thus poking around for new lab partners (whoops my catrapta is showing but honestly no more than my glimmadora keeps trying to crop up so like...)

5. She would accidentally burn down the Crimson Waste if left alone and she would absolutely be left alone, but I still need that damn town Entrapta

6. Insistence that she could use her inventing skills to improve mining conditions, which, okay, that’s actually fair but the silver mines have jack all to do with this fic okay honey, please I’m begging you, I don’t want to do any research into mining politics in the American west, blease-

7. Is the only character who is unwilling to give up her magic (her hair is PART OF HER and she will NOT BUDGE and I am SCREAMING)

8. She wants to have Emily still show up but when asked if a wolf is okay she looks at me like I’m crazy

9. Just...god, there’s so much fire everywhere when I let her go y’all don’t understand

10. No I can not just slip you into the Horde because you would once again start helping Hordak to be a better, healthier, and happier person and I need him to remain a true villain and not the goober we know him to be. Entrapta, you come back here this instant, Hordak is the new Prime please stop convincing him to be a better person

11. She cares way too much to only be allowed screen time as one of Glimmer’s pen pal princess friends, and is refusing to stay in Dryl long distance when she could be helping her friends. Perfuma cannot help me keep Entrapta in Dryl or Plumeria either and I am dying

12. Scorpia please stop coming up with outlandish jobs for Entrapta, there is no sheriff in the Crimson Waste, also the saloon is taken, no there is no apothecary to speak of, there is no such job as a ‘fire salesman’, and Entrapta is legit so she can’t be a snake oil salesman okay she’d actually come up with stuff that works ruining the bit. Entrapta isn’t even interested in these jobs, so please stop coming up with positions-no Entrapta is not going to be a farrier!

13. Circling back but just to re-emphasize, NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ROBOTS IN THIS FIC ENTRAPTA I AM SORRY