#also can we talk about alvida and fem buggy's friendship

[beanghostprincess]

Buggy Girl Buggy Girl Buggy Girl WOMEN

Imagine for a moment that Buggy is CRUSHING HARDCORE on Mihawk and Crocodile. Imagine she is crushing on them. Imagine she is in LOVE. IMAGINE OKAY.

Alvida, like the bestest bestie to ever best, is just like "bet, let's get your manses." She kidnaps Buggy for Plotting and A Makeover. Swordguy and Sandman are oblivious to this happening (they also love her but are Not Making Moves).

Then Buggy announces a small event. Maybe it's the anniversary of the Guild starting, maybe it's a celebration for a bug bounty being brought in, maybe maybe maybe idfk, but it's A Party. The squad all orchestrates performances, food, good music, etc. Alvida plays announcer, and the main act is Buggy on silks.

Crocodile and Mihawk, attending solely for appearances sake, are suddenly Looking. She's in a leotard, tights, hair elegantly tied up, makeup different but still very much Her Brand. She looks majestic, graceful, weaving her body and limbs around the silks like she and the fabric are the same, movements fluid and confident. There is absolutely NO devil fruit involved, it's All Skill.

And then she tumbles, transitioning from silks to a dragon staff, music shifting from sweet, bouncy and yet sinful to something a bit harder, a bit faster. She twirls and moves, flames lighting her features in a way that's breathtaking even without the prior attraction. It's like the spotlight has fueled her, baptized into a new being who is in her element. The audience is left breathless.

Maybe it wraps up with the music hitting a climax, her dancing and twirling growing and growing and growing until she finishes with a fire-breathing move, much to the cheering of her audience.

Just.... talented performing women and their absolute LEGION of simps.

I don't have to imagine shit, what do you mean Buggy isn't in love with them???????? That is canon to me. What are you talking about??? And the only reason Crocodile and Mihawk aren't making moves although they like her back is because they're both socially inept idiots who don't know how to flirt. People keep saying they know. They don't. And Alvida doing her a makeover is just so real to me. I'm sure she'd actually love fem Buggy way more than canon because, y'know, women.

The whole thing about Buggy's show??? Okay. Wow. I died. But also Crocodile and Mihawk would not fucking hesitate. They might not know how to flirt but they knovw what they want and they can't hold themselves back after THAT. Just saying the three of them have a very fun night right after that show and they leave the party way earlier than expected. Alvida winks at Buggy and Buggy probably thinks she's being taken to another room to get murdered or something. Little does she know.