#also cacoph don't talk about other people das rude

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EE: Evening cap✝ain ;)

TF: Sup, my new dude? B)

EE: No✝hin' much, jus✝ ✝hough✝ I'd ✝ry my hand a✝ ✝his whole MAKING NEW FRIENDS ✝hing or wha✝ever

EE: ✝here's some✝hing poe✝ically s✝range abou✝ ✝he username ✝apeFace so

TF: ∩(▰˘◡˘▰)∩ It's like a song, short and sweet

TF: My name's (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*Cacoph*~✧』

TF: ★~(◡ω◕✿) What's your name, friendo?

EE: Lu! You can call me Lu.

TF: (⌐■ω■)b noice

TF: So how's life treating you, Lu? ( ˘▽˘)っ

EE: Well if I'm hones✝, could be a lo✝ be✝✝er :S Bu✝ ✝here's no sense in dwelling on ✝he nega✝ive!

EE: Hand I've been deal✝ as of la✝e is ✝he shi✝✝ies✝ I've had in a long ✝ime.

TF: Damn, that super sucks. (✿◕︿◕)つ

TF: ✺◟( • ω • )◞✺ I hope everything works out!

EE: I'm sure i✝ will in ✝he end. Long s✝ory shor✝, my ma✝e up and wen✝ missing and is probably dead. I ✝hink I'm coming ✝o ✝erms wi✝h i✝ ✝hough.

EE: I've made a lo✝ of new friends la✝ely, so ✝hey're all helping me adjus✝.

EE: I'm in a new place ✝oo..

TF: Oh shit, that -super- sucks. (╯︵╰,) I'm real sorry to hear that, though it's good you have friends to help you cope and move on. (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

EE: Hell yeah! Cuz like wi✝hou✝ friends, wha✝'s life even for?

TF: I hear you. (´∩｀。) Even the sickest pranks and hilarious jokes mean nothing if you've got no one to share the fun with.

EE: ✝hen you're jus✝ laughing by yourself... ✝ha✝'s never fun.

EE: Jus✝ kinda sad.

TF: The saddest I can imagine. ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

EE: Wha✝ abou✝ you? How's life?

TF: Pretty good. Trying to figure out what to do with my lusus. (๑_๑)

TF: I'm getting some kinda gross chest cold, and I don't want to hurt him coughing and make his third head deaf.

EE: Oh shi✝, you would deafen him? ✝ha✝'s nu✝s!

TF: Yeah, it's not great. My handle is kinda literal. I have vocal psionics that make my voice literally painful. ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡ At my loudest, I could probably pop someone's head.

EE: ✝HA✝'S SO COOL?

TF: So to avoid accidents, I tape my mouth shut. ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*\(◕ヮ◕)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

EE: Alrigh✝ ✝ha✝'s less cool, bu✝ we all do wha✝ we go✝✝a do, huh.

EE: As a boring ass seadweller wi✝h no cool powers, I'm always fascina✝ed hearing abou✝ ✝hem.

TF: I'd rather have no powers than what I got stuck with. (◕﹏◕✿) It gets annoying sometimes when you can't talk. I can't even whisper.

TF: It gives people tinnitis after a while

EE: I be✝ i✝ would be real rough on me ✝hen. Go✝ super sensi✝ive hearing.

TF: oh god (⊙∩⊙) das no good

EE: I✝ comes in handy more of✝en ✝han no✝! Bu✝ some✝imes ✝hings can ge✝ overwhelming.

EE: I imagine i✝'s only worse for my sis✝er :P She's blind, so hearing is basically ✝he way she func✝ions. Her's is more sensi✝ive ✝han mine

TF: Oh man, that sounds awful

EE: Yeah probably.

TF: wait

TF: Sister? (≖︿≖✿)

TF: You actually met one of your ancestor's other descendants??

TF: Or do you mean sister in a figurative way

EE: Aaaaaahhh i✝'s kind of a long s✝ory? Or maybe no✝ really a long one, bu✝ hard ✝o believe

EE: Video game levels of weird.

TF: Lay it on me. ᕙ( •̀ ︿•́ )ᕗ I can take it

EE: OKAY. Well! I'm no✝ from ✝his ✝imeline. My ma✝e and I did a lo✝ of ✝ime ✝ravel and universe hopping, bu✝ one of our experimen✝s wen✝ awry and he wen✝ missing. I ✝ried ✝o recrea✝e ✝he experimen✝ bu✝ i✝ brough✝ me here. My sis✝er and I are ac✝ually ✝he same person, only I'm from ano✝her ✝imeline.

TF: (⊙O⊙)!!!

TF: Oh snap I'm friends with a time traveling universe hopper!

EE: YEAH.

EE: ✝his nigh✝ jus✝ keeps ge✝✝ing cooler, huh.

TF: Heck yeah! I gotta tell my boi about this!

TF: Or will that cause some kinda horrible time paradox (⊙︿⊙) Like in the sci-fi movies

EE: Nah, should be fine. I ✝hink.

EE: I already me✝ ✝he me from ✝his ✝imeline, I ✝hink if some✝hing weird was gonna happen, i✝'d have happened.

TF: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*SWEET*~✧』

TF: Also

TF: I can't believe multiverse theory was right (⊙o⊙)

EE: I know, i✝'s crazy!

TF: I wonder what alternate me is like (≖︿≖✿) I hope he didn't go the angst route after his psionics activated

TF: Or get his vocal cords removed or something (ﾉ◕△◕)ﾉ

TF: I dunno if they exist where you came from, but if you ever meet a dude named Floren Eresta

TF: R U N . (⊙∩⊙)

EE: Oh shi✝ D:

EE: I ✝ake i✝ ✝his person is bad news?

TF: Apparently dude kidnaps and tortures.

TF: Or used to, I guess? Apparently they're trying to stop being terrible, but I dunno if it'll stick. (≖︿≖)

EE: Holy shi✝.

EE: Any idea wha✝ ✝hey look like?

TF: ngl They're hella pretty. (⁄ ⁄• ⁄ ⁄_ ⁄ ⁄•⁄ ⁄)

TF: They're a seadweller with robot legs and frilly stripy fins and long flowy curlish hair and glasses

TF: Their horns also kinda curl forward and have this random spike on the side