#also at the same time. cucumber bro is growing plant bodies for the express reason of being able to kill sqh each time he delivers a chapter

[lurkinginnernarrator]

need post-canon binghe to commission shang qinghua to write bad porn for bingqiu, I mean it has multiple uses! shen qingqiu and binghe both get enrichment from reading bad porn, and with the protagonist halo the unnatural positions somehow work in real life?

it's a win-win in binghe's book(and sqq's but he'd never admit that)