#also also i know i assigned inkling girl to ollie but girl!georgie would be inkling girl EVERY TIME she'd EAT that up

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I've been working on assigning f1 drivers to mario kart characters (if you have any additional suggestions pls let me know):

Lando Norris: He is so princess daisy to me it's ridiculous. a) orange b) a diva

Oscar Piastri: Clearly yoshi. he is just the Standard Guy so much. I mean this with love.

Lance Stroll: I believe this man to be Roy Koopa. His dad is bowser, need I say more.

Kimi Antonelli: Baby luigi. Depending on how he performs this season he may be promoted to baby mario

Esteban Ocon: Clearly I'm biased howeverrr I do think he's princess rosalina bc he is misunderstood and also very tall

Liam Lawson: Toad. This guy is so toad. 50% of people think he's the most annoying man in the world but most of what he's done is just Be There

Jack Doohan: Larry Koopa. Yeah you don't know who that guy is. Yeah. Sorry

Fernando Alonso: He is Wario and I think he'd enjoy that. I'm not implying he smells like onions I'm just implying he's short and enjoys being evil

Max Verstappen: Shy Guy. Barely even has a physical form, just here to race.

George Russel: Ok hear me out he is Villager (male). Just look at those biblically accurate eyes and tell me I'm wrong.

Ollie Bearman: Inkling Girl. Who is this divaaaa

(and, ok, not current grid but I had to squeeze him in: Nico Rosberg is princess peach. blonde bitch solidarity)