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airs-headspace · 24 days ago

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Another thing I am LOVING thinking about is Dante/Abiteth monster AUs, but where Dante is legitimately a monster. I'll just use centaur as an example cuz I think that's a good example of "this human/monster combo is actually kind of very dangerous for the human", AND THE REASON WHY I LIKE THINKING ABOUT THESE COMBOS is because my brain does a HARD hesitate when it comes to physical intimacy between Dante/Abiteth in this specific kind of circumstance.

So, once again, I am forced to consider how they would be """"intimate"""" with each other without actually being intimate iykwim.

It just helps flex my creative muscles HAHAHAHA

#also because centaur!Dante is so vehemently against being physical in THAT way with Abiteth 😂😂😂#'literally NO'#'only if you find a potion or we can magic me out of my centaur body OTHERWISE NO'#watch him learn shapeshifting magic HAHAHA #either way 😂😂😂😂#DanTeth ramblings #or like maybe there's no real magic and there's no feasible way for them to be intimate in that way #IMAGINING THEM NAVIGATING THAT AND ABITETH ACTUALLY BEING OKAY W/O SEX???#Anyway.#weird things I'm thinking about LMAO #also also anyway monster fuckers are valid ya'll keep thriving i'm also kind of a monster fucker #but I draw a line WITH THIS--#A N Y FUCKING WAY

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