#also Wheezy's quotes here XDDDDD im gonna be thinning about them all day at work

[marinerainbow]

Ok but can we talk about how Wheezy and Stupid's roles fit them SOOO well? (Knowing myself, I would have conveniently forgot that the caterpillar smokes and try to make him the doormouse or something).

Also- please- I need a visual of Doormouse!Smartass climbing Tweedle!Stupid to reach the jam. You must understand, this is a necessity XD

Toon Patrol in Wonderland

Greasy: The Cheshire Cat

Oh the bandersnatch did that to you did he?~ Then you've run into exactly the right person~ I am uniquely qualified to assist you, hermosa~ Just one kiss, my love, thats all it takes~

Psycho: The Bandersnatch

"Guess this makes us even?" *Nudges food over with his nose* Eat.

Smartass: The Door Mouse

No, I don't need your help, get the hell outta my face- I got this. *proceeds to climb a wobbly shelf, Stupid, and a couple books in order to reach the jam*

Stupid: Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum

Someone: *Asks Stupid a simple question* Smartass: No no no- Stupid: Weeell... you could do it this way, or this was contrary-wise, or another way but its not as good, or a secondnother way, or-

Wheezy: The Caterpillar

Alice??... look lets just cut t' the chase. You gotta slay a jabberwocky to fit the position- you in? No? Great, di'n't think so, now you're cuttin into my smoke break s' get outta here. // Or, alternatively: Oy, yeah you Blondie, gimmie a hand the hell off this fucken toadstool-