#also Muslims if you're concerned on why Moses is potrayed this way is because it was different potrayal basically

[mayday396]

Hello Actual Christian here, and let's talk about the fucking shit Moses saw after looking down the Mountain at the ending scene, if you don't read the Bible or the Torah in general, let me tell you the bullshit Moses have to Deal with after.

So Imagine getting the Commandments, the 2 stone tablets he was Carrying in the ending scene, from God on the General Rules of Humanity, like please have Justified Killing and not Murder something in front of you an example would be that Technically Hunting for Food is a Justified thing but Slaughterhouses and Sport Huntings are Not.

Anyway Moses comes out of Mount Sinai after spending time with the Lord and gets Bitchslapped by his own People and his own Brother getting into Idolatry, worshipping a Golden Calf which is his own Brother BUILT and declaring IT the GOD OF ISRAEL, one of the other Rules was to not make an image of God.

But I want you to imagine the sheer Shitfuckery of the Situation, Moses just saved the entire Race of Israelites from Slavery and the Tyrannical Rule of the Pharaoh of that Time via Mild Negotiations and Plagues with the Power of God and Anime on his side, they(God and Moses) intimidate the Pharaoh with Staff Sneks Pharaoh didn't care cause Magicians can do that.

Now with that, they took that to a 100 and tainted their Water Supply turning into Blood.In Olden Wartime, tainting a Nation's Water Supply either means you are Declaring War or committing a War Crime, so they pretty much declared war on Egypt but Pharaoh was too fucking Blind and Arrogant to see it.

They scared Morale down with the summoning of Frogs, Lice, Flies or possible Random encounters of Hostile Wild Animals and General Sickness to Livestock and the People of Egypt, Israelites WERE fully Aware that the Power of God and Anime were on their side BTW.

The Israelites saw hailstones and saw Fire from the sky, which I like to interpret as fucking Asteroids from Space crashing down on them, with all that The Israelites saw God's Shitposting of Locusts just to set the Torture in and decided to also make it Dark as hell for 3 Days to set the Mood and Aesthetic in.

The Israelites saw Angels of Death swoop down the Sky at Darkest of Nights through the Door Hinges and heard the Wailing of Egyptian Parents after finding out their Newborn to 1 year olds are DEAD, THE ISRAELITES SAW A TORNADO OF FIRE SENT BY GOD TO PROTECT THEM AGAINST THE PHARAOH'S ARMY AND LATER SAW GOD AND MOSES LIFT THE RED SEA

AND SAW THEIR FORMER CAPTORS AND TYRANNICAL RULER DIE IN FRONT OF THEM.

So their response to waiting for Moses in Mount Sinai for 1 Month and 10 Days, the guy that led you out of EGYPT, killed an entire Army, dismantled their Nation 4 to 5 Months and let you guys feel freedom outside of Egypt after 430 years of Slavery all with the Power of God and they were like, "Oh let's make a Golden Calf that will save us from this Peril!"

That's why DreamWorks would NEVER make the rest of Exodus because at Best, the rest of Exodus is Basically everyone is Angst and Moses fucking snaps by throwing the Commandments on the Floor but go back being Fluffy wholesome Chaos child of God and everyone wander around the Desert for 40 Years because Moses have to deal with everyone's Bullcrap and decision of 'I want to go back to Egypt' even though that's a Stupid Ass Idea.

God sees this and was so done with their Shit that he lets a Whole Generation of Israelites due to their sins of the Golden Calf and being little Bitches, replace with new ones just to reach the Promised land of Canaan and get them there in which only 2 people reached and survived.

Do you know if you see where the Red Sea and Canaan were located, if you walk from Point to the other it takes 11 Days, 11 DAYS, if they followed God's Plan and stop Whining to Moses, the Journey would have taken 11 FUCKING DAYS! They won't be in the Desert for 40 years, they wouldn't die and they would not have led the generation after them to the Population of 2.

Some of you are probably like, "oh you wouldn't know how Hot it would be in the Desert" Well yes I don't know what Dry Heat feels like or how cold Deserts can get, but I live in Singapore where the Temperature can get to 37 degree Celsius/98.6 degrees Fahrenheit on our Worst Days and 18 degree Celsius/64.4 degrees Fahrenheit at our Coldest, but it feels like 40 to 45 Degree Celsius, plus it's Humid and also there are instances where we lower Temperatures that Hailstones exist and where American Soldiers collapse and nearly die in our environment because they never had to drink so much Water to even survive a Day in a place like this.

So the Heat I can somewhat understand them and besides after 430 years they have acclimatised and adapted to the environment so they wouldn't be complaining about Heat, Heathen.

Anyway I hope y'all enjoyed this educational Rant, buh bye

Everyone after the Puss in Boots movie: omg I can’t believe Dreamworks actually included a drop of blood on screen!! animation studios never show blood!!

1990s Dreamworks, taking a drag from their cigarette: bet