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organised-disaster · 24 days ago

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Unclear who's holding who hostage in this relationship (picrew)

WARNING:: BARELY CONTAINED YAPPING

The story: Inessa is OBSESSED with Essex. Terrified to ask them but every time she sees them she experiences the worst bisexual panic known to man. She is INFATUATED for months before Essex even notices that she's stalking them. When they DO notice that Inessa is the one leaving them increasingly more threatening and violent love notes, they assume Inessa is human, just a particularly sick and weird lonely one and decides they want a free meal, because it's been a good long while since they've been properly full.

It's worth noting at this point that Inessa can sense magical or otherwise inhuman people. It's how she instantly sees through Jess-Ava's disguise (if Jess-Ava didn't give it away with her A+ acting). She assumes all vampyrs can do this.

(spoiler alert they can't)

So Essex slides up real smooth next to Inessa and asks for her number. Inessa promptly melts and gives it to them. They text for about thirty seconds before Essex decides it's probably safe to invite Inessa to their house. It is ABSOLUTELY not safe Inessa is insane and shouldn't be trusted even a little bit but they invite her regardless.

When Essex inevitably tries to turn a teenage make-out session into a true crime story, Inessa shoves them off while they spit out all the dust Inessa's rapidly regenerating carotid artery turned into, utterly confused at why Essex would even try that. She then reveals her sixtyfivehead and waits for Essex to tell her that no, they didn't express an interest in her just to eat her because they thought she was human.

They don't.

She runs home and gives herself a pat on the back for keeping it together long enough to make it to Jess-Ava's old cabin. She proceeds to ugly cry for six straight hours.

Essex feels like shit and tries to make it up to her by going on a few real dates, although just as friends. Inessa doesn't let the friends status stay though and they eventually start for real dating after a few months and it's not questionable at all

#shitpost #picrew #essex sirknaim #inessa mori #vampyr #essex is genderfluid #his pronouns change every hour on the hour and if you dont guess them right she gets to eat you #essex is also canonically ☝️ wildly fucking attractive #i mean their vampyr traits are a too-wide smile and catfish pupils but they just keep out of the sun yk #the rizzlerrrrr #so inessa is totally justified to leave them sweet little letters like “I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU” written in deer blood on their their locker #also “TILL DEATH DO US PART” carved into a boar carcass right next to essex's lime green 2004 honda accord #this is basically like writing “MARRY ME” in red sharpie on your senior high crush's sandwich btw #without telling them #and in fact you don't write it on their planned lunch you buy and write it on a big mac before secretly dropping it on their desk #still an insane thing to do but less weird in carnivorous immortal creature context #the school had several students unenrolled after the incident with a human ring finger showing up in essex's hollowed out calculus textbook #ive decided inessa is absolutely crazy over this white boy #fun essex fact: their birthname is charlie. despite being gender neutral they decided it wasnt cool enough #fun VAMPYR fact: they tend to keep their partners for life. so essex doesn't have GREAT odds of escaping their crazy girlfriend #i havent worked out why inessa just fucking locked onto this spiky hair queer freak who she could frankly find ten of at any pride event #but its not going to be for normal teenage girl reasons #also another fun tidbit: just like how they regenerate between seconds and weeks depending on the injury; vampyr flesh rots INSANELY fast #thats why their blood is black #its not because of a low oxygen content its because it instantly rots away into a puddle of tar #its because vampyrs cannibalising each other would wipe out the whole species and also to make them less apetising to other large predators #i apologise for my yapping but not really

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