#alright no more minnesota-goodbying i'm out have a nice evening
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Cool how some spinal injuries from a car crash years ago is ruining my day right now
#got ran off the road by an oncoming car in my lane#i swerved to dodge but totaled my car on a road sign#got whiplashed and concussed#insult to injury is it was my next door neighbor driving the oncoming car#sweet old lady horrible driver#then the sheriff almost arrested me because me insisted he smelled weed but i don't smoke weed#but got a huge payout which i spent on a vacation in london#where i had more car trouble but that's another story#anyway thanks for reading the story i burried in the tags#i'm gonna reheat my rice bag and find something fun to do which won't hurt#by the by i make microwaveable rice bags and you can get one from my etsy shop#link in the pinned post on my page#alright no more minnesota-goodbying i'm out have a nice evening
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