#already seen several wings fans calling him that so like idk man

[seokjinsdisciple]

Riddikulus - one

enemies to lovers!au

hogwarts!au

jungkook x reader

warnings: language, mentions of casual sex, kissing, idk man

Word Count: 2.3k

Ok! first part is below the cut :) i am trying my hardest to make this a reader insert without using y/n , but we will see how long that lasts...

Standing on the platform of 9 and 3/4 far before anyone else was there left you with an overwhelming sense of dread. Your 5th year of Hogwarts was starting, and your nerves had sky rocketed. You always got nervous waiting for the train, but this year it seemingly has amplified. Your brother, head boy of Ravenclaw and perfect child  stood waiting next to you. He had always been perceptive of feelings, especially yours. When you felt a slight squeeze of your hand you smiled. Leave it to Namjoon to calm you down, especially when your mother stood in front of you in her royal navy robes, admonishing you yet again for being in Slytherin. As if you could change it now. 

“I expect you to be on your best behavior this year. I don’t want to have to send any more howlers.”

You nodded at her, keeping silent. You knew you didn’t have the best reputation, especially considering you had broken the long line of Kim’s that was sorted into Ravenclaw. It was an immense disappointment to your family, a fact your mother never let you forget. 

You had come to terms with the sorting, in fact, you liked being in Slytherin. You was close friends with two boys, Min Yoongi and Park Jimin. Jimin was your year, and had stuck with you during your classes as the Gryffindors taunted you and the Ravenclaws did their best to pretend you didn’t exist. Well, everyone except your brother. That’s how you met Yoongi, he was one of your brother’s friends, and had taken you under his wing as a thank you to Namjoon for helping him pass Charms. Now, the three of you (plus a few other Slytherins your age) were as thick as thieves, literally. Your favorite activities were stealing all of the confiscated items from Filch’s office, most of the time it was booze, and you never fail to have a good time when you snag a few full bottles. 

“Hi there, snake princess,” Yoongi snaked his arm around your shoulders, as you waited for the train. 

“Yoongles,” You turned, throwing your arms around the dark-haired boy, grinning as the groan left his mouth at the nickname. 

“I told you not to call me that,” he whined, nodding in recognition over you, to Namjoon, as he pinched your arm in protest. You laughed, a lot calmer now that your parents had left. Yoongi threw your trunk on his cart, winking at you as the train finally arrived. You followed the two to an empty compartment, ready to reunite with the rest of your boys. 

Namjoon had played a large role in you actually having friends. He introduced you to his friends, and they introduced you to their friends from your year. Now, you were all as close as could be, well almost everyone. Jeon Jungkook, the arrogant asshole Gryffindor that tormented you your entire first year just so happened to be Namjoon’s boyfriend’s addition to your crew. You both despised each other, even despite the whole Slytherin, Gryffindor thing. However, he was one of Jimin’s best friends. So, it came as no surprise when you spotted your favorite silver-haired Slytherin surrounded by two other shaggy-haired heads. Jimin, Taehyung (a Hufflepuff who was as close to you as Jimin was), and Jeon fucking Jungkook were making their way to the compartment you were currently in. 

As soon as Jimin saw you, he barrelled into the compartment, smothering you in hugs and kissing your face. 

“Chim-” You laughed as his kisses tickled your nose. “JIMIN!”

“Hey! I want kisses,” drawing your attention away from the silver-haired boy pressed against you towards the giggly Taehyung, who piled on top of Jimin despite his protests and kissed you on the forehead. To your relief, the boys got off of you quickly, the compartment became a little tenser as Jungkook was standing hesitantly in the doorway. 

“I see my wish for you not to come back this year didn’t come true, Jeon. How disappointing,” you spoke coldly, causing his jaw to clench and all the boys to groan.

“Knock it off,” Tae whined at you, not happy that his two best friends were fighting. Jungkook just sat as far away as possible, not saying anything.

“He can defend himself, Taehyung,” you snapped, “Unless little Kookie is too scared. You’re not scared, are you Jeon?” 

A smirk covered your face as he snapped his head to look at you, a low growl leaving his mouth. 

“You’re such a bitch,” he muttered under his breath, causing another round of groans to fill the compartment. Jimin gave him a swift slap to the back of the head and your brother did the same to you. The compartment filled back up with idle chatter as you stared out of the window, trying to ignore the pout that was still lodged on Tae’s face. You hadn’t meant to snap at him, Jungkook just put you in a bad mood. You wanted to apologize, but Kook was sitting right next to him, and you valued your pride. 

“I’m going to the trolley,” You spoke quickly, ignoring the pleas of each of the boys to get them their favorite candy. You made your way through the train, stumbling upon Seonghwa before you stumbled on the trolley. You and Seonghwa had a small friends with benefits situation going on, and to say you both benefited heavily from it would be an understatement. So you weren’t surprised when he quickly strode over to you, pressing his lips to your neck. 

“God baby, I missed that pretty little ass,” He groaned against your neck as he harshly grabbed your ass. His lips trailed down your neck, sucking at the sensitive spots he knew so well. You whimpered at his touch, tugging his hair. His large, calloused hands made their way under the cropped shirt you were wearing, his mouth soon pushing the fabric aside to leave more hickeys. You were loving it, mewling under his skilled touch. You hadn’t seen Seongwha all summer, which meant you were deprived of his touch, and no one knew how to touch you like he did. You let out a whine as his hands tore off of you when a throat clearing broke up the moment. 

“Park Seonghwa, get back to your compartment and keep your hands to yourself,” Hufflepuff’s smiliest head boy chuckled as Seonghwa scurried away, before turning his attention to you, “and you, little missus, should be with your brother.”

“Hi Hobi,” You grinned as he opened his arms wide, waiting for your hug, which you gladly wrapped your arms around his waist. “Hey, have you seen the trolley?”

“Yes, ma’am, here follow me,” Hoseok smiled, taking your hand with a wink and leading you back towards the compartment filled with your friends. You heard the muffled noises of the trolley lady as you reached the back of the train. 

“What can I get you, dear?”

“Uh,” you started, trying to recall Tae’s favorite sweet, “Can I just have a chocolate frog please?” 

Hoseok looked at you quizzically, he knew you weren’t a huge fan of chocolate frogs, but if he had a question he didn’t ask. The two of you caught up on your summers, making small talk on the way back to the compartment. 

You hurried inside when you reached it, the boys not even noticing your presence due to Hobi greeting them before he had to go back on patrol. You sat on Tae’s lap, kissing his cheek and presenting him with the chocolate frog. You smiled as his face lit up.

“I’m sorry, you know I didn’t mean it.” You lay your head on his shoulder, waiting for his forgiveness.

“I know, princess,” he kissed the top of your head, and that was that. 

“Good.”

You got off of his lap and sat back in the seat by the window, scowling when you saw who was sitting across from you. Pulling out your phone you scrolled through Instagram, feeling a harsh gaze on me, you glanced up. Jeon’s chocolate brown eyes bore into your neck, rising slightly as he noticed he had caught him.

“I’m flattered Jungkook, really, but please stop staring at me.”

“Trust me, I don't want anyone’s sloppy seconds,” he grinned, reminding you of the large number of hickeys that now covered your body.  Shit shit shit shit shit. Before you had the chance to pull your hair down to cover them, you felt Yoongi’s hand on your jaw, turning your head towards the rest of the boys and exposing the hickeys that trailed down your neck. 

“Jesus, fuck,” Yoongi practically growled, giving a look to my brother. 

“Fuck me,” you groaned, all of the boys now hovering around you and yelling. The older ones were scolding, but Jimin and Tae were yelling about needing to know the details. It was usually nice being the youngest, and the only girl in the group. Now, was one of the downsides. 

“Looks like someone already has snake princess,” Jeon yelled over the screaming of the other boys. Now, they all turned and started yelling at him for his inappropriate comment. Everyone except Jimin and Yoongi. They both raised their eyebrows at you, being fully aware of the thing with you and Seonghwa after Jimin had walked into the common room once late at night and caught you making out. In fact, they were aware of several of your “after school activities”.

Jimin couldn’t keep a secret to save his life, which is why, for the third time today you were unsuprised when he said, “I thought you were done fucking Lucas?”

“Jimin!” you hissed, hoping that the other boys hadn’t heard him, but of course, they had. 

“Oh, whoops,” was all he managed to say before chaos broke out, Namjoon spinning on his heels to look at you. Taehyung literally squealed, Jungkook’s jaw dropped and Yoongi looked pissed. He hadn’t been a huge fan of Lucas in the first place. 

“Lucas? 5th year Lucas or 7th year Lucas?” Namjoon questioned, his jaw clenched. Joon had always been too protective, especially when it came to boys.

“I-uh. It wasn’t Lucas,” you cringed as your brother threw his hands in the air waiting for you to spill on who had touched you. 

“Well, then who the hell was it?” Joon asked, stalking closer to me as you looked away. He turned to Jimin, repeating his question. However, your blood ran cold as a new voice rang through the compartment. 

“Who the hell was what, Joonbug?” 

You scowled as Jungkook wolf-whistled. Yes, you had always been afraid of your brother and what he would do about the boys in my life, but you were terrified of his boyfriend finding out about your escapades. He was hotheaded and treated you like his baby. Which is why you kept your mouth shut. Tension filled the compartment before Taehyung was the one to finally break.

“Well we just found out snake princess has been foolingaroundwithtwoguys.” 

Jimin scoffed at that, “What makes you think its only two?”

“Jimin!” you cursed, throwing your shoe at him. 

“Princess you have to tell us who they all are, I need to know how much dick you’re getting” Taehyung whined. With that sentence it clicked for Jin, wasting no time as he stomped over to you, looking at your appearance before his eyes were drawn to the darkening hickeys on your neck. 

“Baby girl, you tell me right now who is touching you so I can go beat their cowardly little fucki-”

“Jin, she’s just as guilty as they are,” Yoongi dead-panned, giving you a sympathetic look. 

“So how many boys, hm?” Namjoon asked a little too harshly.

“Well including Seonghwa,” you started, quickly pointing to the hickeys, “Four, wait no, five. I think.”

“Jesus, you don't even know?” Jin asked incredulously. 

“Hey! Don’t shame me,” you frowned, before adding, “Well some of them I don’t really remember that clearly.”

“Did you count the one night stand with Ten?” Yoongi asked nonchalantly, causing you to throw your other shoe. 

“So I guess six,” you added quietly. 

“Oh my god, she didn’t count him,” Jungkook broke into laughter, earning a swift slap from Tae. 

“So how long have you been fucking Seonghwa?” Tae asked, shrugging when Jin knocked him on the back of his head and muttering a soft “language” at him. 

“Since before winter break last year,” you whispered, a blush creeping up your cheeks. 

“And you didn’t think to tell me?” Namjoon raised his eyebrow, clearly pissed off. 

“Why would I tell my brother that I was getting the best dick of my life?”

 Silence filled the compartment before you clamped a hand over your mouth. You realized you shouldn’t have said that, especially to your brother. You have never hated your big mouth more than at this moment. Kook, Tae, and Jimin just started laughing, Namjoon was not pleased at all. 

“YAH- I didn’t raise my sweet little innocent daughter this way,” Jin whined, ears turning red. 

“Wait, didn’t I catch you in the common room before the Gryffindor Hufflepu-” Jimin started, to which you cut him off with a harsh glare.

“Jimin, literally shut up.” 

“So are you dating him?” Namjoon asked, his jaw set in a hard line that absolutely terrified you.  You hadn’t seen him wear that look in a long time. That look was scary, and boy did you want to lie so bad to avoid his anger.

“Yes,” you said at the same time Jimin and Yoongi said no, “fuck you guys, honestly. What happened to the pact that my brother wouldn’t find out about this?”

“That’s why you don’t trust snakes baby girl,” Kookie grinned, clearly pleased that he started this incredibly uncomfortable situation for you. 

“Shut up, Jungkook,” the three of you said at the same time, causing laughter to fill the compartment again, but not before you got a reassurance that you’d finish this conversation later from your brother and Jin.

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survey by tickticktmr

What's the best food to have at a sleepover? I’d have a blast at a sleepover if my friends and I were to get a square-cut cheese pizza with a box of wings. Cheesy nachos with beef would be great too.

How did you meet the last person you shared a bed with? We were introduced by our respective friends.

Do you like the yellow cheetos better or the orange ones? I don’t like Cheetos, period. Cheese puffs never did grow on me.

Where did you buy the shoes you wore today? My mom got it for me two Christmases ago.

Do you have any half siblings? Nope. But this year I found out I have a half-cousin (and possibly half-cousins) from a trash uncle who apparently fooled around behind my aunt’s back, but I have no desire to associate with her or that entire family altogether. 

How many DVD players are in the house? We still have two lying around but we haven’t used either in 6–7 years.

Do you like the last song you heard on the radio? I cried, because I needed to hear the lyrics that were being sung.

Do you know anyone who has been on TV? Sure, mostly some of my friends’ parents.

When going shopping for junk food, what's the first thing you pick up? My eyes usually dart to the Pringles before anything else. And if there’s also any salted egg chips that looks appealing enough for me to pick up.

How would you react if you found out you had a long lost sister? I think my literal first reaction would be to be pissed at my parents for hiding such a secret from me for a long time. It would depend on how they explain the situation if I end up wanting to meet her or if I can do without.

At sleepovers, do you usually stay up all night or actually go to sleep? Hahaha I’m the grandma that passes out. I’ve never successfully stayed up at a sleepover and for some reason I’m always the first one to start getting sleepy. I guess all my friends’ bedrooms are really that comfy.

Is there anything in the room you're in that's really dusty? [continued from last night] For sure. There are some things in my room I barely use or move around so it definitely wouldn’t be a surprised if they’ve since gathered up a fine layer of dust.

Do you know anybody with different colored eyes? Yeah, someone from my high school has this condition.

Are any of your relatives vets? [continued AGAIN from the night before last, lmao send help] As far as I know, no. We’re not really the type of family that produces doctors, and I believe we lean more towards law.

Who cleans the most in your house? Oh my mom, for sure. She wants all chores done a certain way, and she’s always genuinely happy to do everything herself.

Do you own any shirts that cost over $100? No. I think my most expensive shirts are my wrestling ones, which never went above P3000, I think.

What about any shoes? Do you think that's a lot of money for clothes? Yeah, well shoes are generally more expensive so I’ve definitely spent more on sneakers than I’ve ever had on a shirt. I think a pair of shoes that go for P5000 is fine because for the most part it’s also already a testament to its quality. I draw the line at P5000 shirts, because you’re only paying for the label at that point.

What's the movie theatre in your town called? Ours don’t have names. Most of our cinemas are housed within malls, so whenever we make plans to watch a movie we just mention the mall.

How many minutes do you consider late? Idk man, I prize punctuality a lot. People to me are either early, on the dot, or late.

Is there any jam in the fridge right now? No, we don’t really consume jam. We’re not a very spread-y kind of family, come to think of it. We prefer meatier stuff in our sandwiches.

What did you get your best friend for their last birthday? I learned iMovie throughout my UTI-slash-fever horror experience so I can make a video for Gab that compiled her friends’ greetings in time for her birthday. I wasn’t able to get Angela anything because I was still looking for a job then and didn’t have any source of income; and because Gab broke up with me on that day so I was too distraught to be doing anything.

What about your mom's and dad's last birthdays? My dad was abroad for his last birthday. I didn’t get my mom anything because we don’t have that kind of relationship.

What kinds of food do you dunk into milk? Uhm mostly none, because I never really have milk unless I’m at a hotel or at a friend’s, lol. I’ve dipped chocolate chip cookies into milk several times though, and those didn’t turn out bad at all :) I’m a fan of the mushiness.

Do you have any current or past teachers on your facebook friends? A couple of my high school teachers are still my Facebook friends. I never added nor received requests from my college professors, which I prefer tbh because I’ve always viewed college profs as having a more professional vibe compared to my grade school and high school teachers, who were like parents to me.

Are there any baby pictures of you up? Like, the room I’m currently in? No but my school portrait from Prep is framed and hanging on my wall, which is the closest thing. I was already 7, though.

Do you have any friends who have bleached blonde hair? Nah. I have a lot of friends who’ve dyed their hair over the years, but none bleached all the way through. Gabie did, but just for her tips.

How much sugar do you like in your tea/coffee? Lots. I need every trace of it feeling like black coffee removed, haha.

What color is the cereal in your cupboard? We don’t eat cereals in this family; we’ve always enjoyed a classic Filipino breakfast. Sometimes we’ll get cereals I guess, but we never eat them the traditional way; my mom and sister usually just snack on them straight from the box on non-breakfast hours.

Are you wearing any jewlery that a boyfriend/girlfriend gave you? No.

Has a boyfriend/girlfriend ever given you jewlery? Yes.

Have you ever seen the last person you kissed cry? Many times.

Would you rather work at a gas station or be a maid? I hate chores and touching other people’s stuff, so I’ll go with the gas station. I could meet different people from that job too, which sounds more interesting.

What's the closest store to your house called? Just Things. Basically sells hype merch, including the P5000 streetwear shirts I called out earlier, for all the hype heads in my area.

Do horror movies scare you more when they're 'based on a true story'? The biographical nerd in me obviously gets excited, but I don’t get scared. I get more invested when they include snippets or updates about the real-life counterparts and go beyond the vague ‘based on a true story’ banner.

Do you still talk to the last person who hurt you (emotionally)? Yeah but I really need some sort of coin bank thing for it for every time I do so because idk why I still hang around sometimes.

Is there an outdoor movie theatre where you live? Not where I live. But I do know that because of Covid, some malls outside of my city have started offering drive-in cinemas, which were never a thing here before.

What color was the last food you ate? Golden brown, yellow, black, red, green. It was a truffle and mushroom pizza that I treated my family to because I had gotten my first paycheck this week and I would’ve looked like an absolute ass if I spent it on anything else other than my family. I MEAN I wanted to treat them too, of course, but I won’t deny that there’s an underlying reason for me buying the food as well. Welcome to a firstborn’s life in the Philippines (and in Asia, tbh).

Have you ever seen your mom or dad drunk? My mom has been tipsy, but not drunk. My dad never lets himself get swayed by alcohol. He’ll still get a single bottle of beer, but I’ve never seen his demeanor change.

How expensive is too expensive for a pair of jeans? Anything above P7,000 or P7,500, maybe.

After seeing a movie, do you go to a site to enter a review about it? Nah, I’m not the Letterboxd type of person. I’ll sometimes tweet about a movie, but only if I found it good or intriguing enough.

Have you ever done that? No. I’m not the best movie reviewer, so even though I’m aware of Letterboxd’s or IMDb’s appeal I’ve always been too shy to share my thoughts or ratings just in case someone ends up criticsplaining a movie to me.

Would you consider McDonald's a restaurant? I know what route this question is getting to but I’m too tired to defend my thought process, so suffice it to say I love McDonald’s, lol.

Do your parents vote? LOL my mom only started doing so again when I registered - before 2016, she cast her last vote back in 1992. Of course, her opinions were wrong for both the presidential (2016) and senatorial elections (2019) haha. 

My dad does not vote and he stopped giving a shit about Philippine politics when he started working abroad 20 years ago and increasingly spent more time overseas than he does in his home country. Which, honestly, as sad and bad as it sounds, I totally understand. He’s completely detached from the goings-on in our country that to make him vote would be just as useful as letting him purely guess his choices.

Are there any creepy pictures up on the walls of your house? We’ve never gotten such a comment before, so no.

What's the last thing you were excited to eat? The pizzas I bought tonightttttt :> I got truffle and mushroom pizza and quattro formaggi pizzas and they were from Motorino, this fancy (and pricey) place I used to go on dates in that I haven’t visited so long.

It’s hilarious because I didn’t even plan on buying any food today as I’m stingy with money...but in my shift today I was tasked to order food bundles for certain media partners we regularly collaborate with. I kept ordering all these fucking pizzas for people I don’t even know and I got so jealous???? So I ended up buying for myself at the end of the day HAHAHAH

Do you ever hit electronics if they don't work? I smack them against a surface, but I rarely hit them with my own hand.

Who’s the most romantic person you ever went out with? I’ve only gone out with one person and, her toxic traits aside, I highly doubt any future prospect would ever come remotely close to her.

Is there anything hanging from the ceiling in your room? My bedroom light.

How would you react if your best friend was pregnant/got someone pregnant? She’s not planning on having a kid any time soon so I would assume it happened by accident, and I would assume she would be in distress. That said, my instinct would be to be there for her and support her in whatever she does moving forward.

Do you know who Lisa Simpson is? Sure thing, she’s my favorite.

Have you ever had a crush on the last person you spoke to online? No. I’ve never even met her.

Have you ever seen the last person you hugged dressed up fancy? Sure, my grandma dresses up for parties and other formal events.

(If your parents married), Do you know where they got engaged? No. My dad didn’t even pop the question; at some point they just sat each other down, had a long talk, and decided they’d get engaged. Idk where it happened though. Maybe while on a date somewhere?

What color was the last cup you drank out of? Copper.

What was the last picture you printed of? I honestly can’t tell you. I’ve printed a number of documents for various adulting tasks lately, but I don’t know the last time I specifically printed out a photo.

What restaurant has the best fries? I’d have to go with Army Navy. Or if we’re going with fast food, Jollibee.

What does your mailbox look like? We don’t have one. Messengers just insert envelopes through our screen door.

Have you ever gotten something stuck on the roof? We have a rooftop, so that’s never been a problem for us.

Have you ever had a surprise party thrown for you? No. I don’t think I’ve ever been that important for anyone.

Is the room you're in organized? It can do with some fixing, but it’s not terrible.

Would your mom make a good president? She’d be the most organized, neurotic, and punctual president in the history of presidents, but I doubt she’d be of help in conflict resolution or law-making, or any decision-making aspects that go with being president.

The 2nd class you had last time you went to school: ever skipped it? I don’t think I ever skipped that class in the short time I took it before Covid took over.

Do your aunts and uncles have kids? Yeah, nearly everyone does.

Is this survey interesting so far? I liked it.

Do you say fancy or formal? Or something else? Depends on the context. I use both as I think they have different connotations anyway.

Does your English teacher have kids? The last English professor I had doesn’t.

Does your computer make a lot of noise? The fan whirs when the laptop gets too busy. The noise is definitely noticeable considering how quiet my laptop is 98% of the time; but I wouldn’t call it bothersome.

Do you see movies at home or in the theatre more? Home. I watch at the cinema like, a maximum of 5 times a year.

What's your favorite thing to eat during a movie? Potato Corner fries. Non-negotiable.

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Your name, please? Robyn. Are you heartbroken right now? No, my heart’s doing okay. If so, how long have you been heartbroken? Do you like the area you live in? I like that it’s a lot quieter than the metro, but we get everything we could also get in the city nonetheless. Right now it’s just a little unsettling since the Taal Volcano erupted and we have ashfall land all over our house, but otherwise where we live is pretty decent and uneventful for the most part. Do you ever get complimented on your eyes? What color are they? It’s not my strongest feature so no, not really. They’re dark brown/almost black.

What facial feature do you like the best on a person? Everyone has their different strong suits, so. Do you like to be called baby? Only by my parents and my girlfriend, because otherwise that would be creepy. What is your favorite flower? I like roses, sunflowers, and peonies. Idk, my answers to this question changes every time so it’s safe to say they’re only my favorites today. When did you last use the restroom? Five minutes ago. I went before starting this. How long is your hair? Pretty long. I haven’t had it cut since late in 2018; if I throw my head slightly back it already reaches my hips. I plan to keep it long until my graduation shoot, so I won’t be going to the salon for at least another month. Do you have braces? I used to. Do you have any freckles? Nope. What is your favorite Internet meme? There was a local meme going around last week and it involved people making hilarious puns out of celebrity names and pairing them with Photoshopped pictures of the celebrities to match the pun – for example, a local celeb named Rico Blanco was styled as Rico Blanket and a photo of him was shopped so that he’s in bed wrapped in a blanket :(((( OK IT DOESN’T SOUND FUNNY RN but all the entries were hilarioussssss I swear. Unfortunately everyone hopped on the meme train and it died in like a week. How many windows does your room have? Two big windows but each have four tiny window panes in them that can be opened. Do you have a rug in your room? What color is it? No. My dog likes peeing on rugs so we don’t like having them laying around. What is the weirdest animal you've ever held? I don’t think any animal is weird... but the coolest ones I’ve ever held are a snake, an eagle, a sea turtle, and a crocodile. The first three I got to meet in Bali, and the crocodile was from Palawan. Do you get extremely hyper when under the influence of sugar? No. I never really believed in that either. What about caffeine? I get pretty talkative, yes. I also talk like I have built-in exclamation points lol. Have you ever tried any drugs? If so, did you regret it? No, I haven’t. Do you have any pregnant friends? None of my friends are, but I can never be sure anymore when it comes to people I know. I always say no to this question, then sooner or later someone I know gives birth kfdgkdjfhd like a classmate from high school just had her third kid and no one even had any idea she was pregnant again. Guess I’ll just keep answering this question with a shrug. Have you seen anyone lately that you knew but didn't remember from where? Yeah, this was me for a few seconds when I arrived in my history class for our first day last Friday and I saw several people that I knew I know, but I had to recollect my thoughts. I eventually remembered who they were, but for a few seconds I was stumped. When was the last time you toilet papered or egged someones house? I’ve never done this, because you don’t do this in the Philippines. Do you usually dress up for Halloween? Some years I would. When ordering food, what do you usually get as a drink? I always get ala carte because I only drink water (I get full quicker if I have any other drink), and service water is always there. Put your favorite color and favorite animal. EX: Silver walrus Pink dog. When drawing something, do you try to be super precise or do you not care? I don’t care for drawing and am aware of just how bad I am at it, so I barely make any effort when I have to. When was the last time you snapped at someone? Sunday morning. My mom was playing a mobile game where the character will only be able to move if you scream, so she was screaming her ass off at 7 AM and I was worried it would wake the neighbors up. Does it bug you when people clap with their palms? HAHAHAHAHA like Nicole Kidman? Oh man. I’ve never actually seen someone clap the way she did in real life, so I don’t know if it would bug me. I know it’d send me laughing, though. Have you hugged anyone today? Just my dog. Classes have been suspended because of the Taal erupting, so I’m not seeing anyone else today. How many languages do you know how to say 'happy birthday' in? Filipino, English, Spanish, French, and Korean, so make that five. What language would you like to learn that you don't already know? Korean, just because I watch so many Korean shows as it is lmao. Are you able to take this language at your school? Yes, but it’s not required in my curriculum so I’ve never taken a Korean language elective. Have you ever been into a bar? Yes, I’ve always preferred bars to clubs so I’ve gone to a lot of them. What ethnicity are you? Broadly, Austronesian. But specifically, I’m Filipino, and even more specifically, Tagalog. How much makeup do you wear? None. I usually wear makeup only for special events, or if I absolutely had to, like for my graduation shoot. If you could fly, what kind of wings would you have? I’d like pink sparkly ones please hahahaha. Write some lyrics from the song stuck in your head right now. Nothing’s playing in my head at the moment. Do you like that song? Would you describe yourself as 'fiesty'? You mean feisty? I can bring out that side of me if I have to, but I’m not naturally it. How corny is High School Musical in your opinion? Pretty fucking corny. But I love the series and it’ll always be an important part of my childhood, so I’m never going to hate it. Have you actually read Twilight? Yes. I don’t know how I started getting into it though; I just remember it became insanely popular in the fourth grade and all of a sudden I wanted the Twilight boxed set for Christmas. What about Harry Potter? Yes, I read most of the books. My sister got into HP when she was aroundddd 10-11ish and my parents also got her a boxed set, so I borrowed each book after she finished them. Out of the two, which is better? Twilight.

Name a member of the Beatles! Ringo Starr. Who was the name of your first crush? My first real crush was Andi. How long ago was that? Eleven years ago. Do you still know that person? She migrated to New Zealand nine years ago, so we got disconnected for a long time and that’s when we got cut off. We’re Facebook friends now, but it’s never been the same. Happy for her, though. Can you handle your emotions very well? Usually I can, but when I’m at my breaking point then I’m at my breaking point. How often do you read books? Once every five years :(( JK uhhhhh I read loads, just not from books, and particularly not anything fictional. Are you the jealous type? I can be when there’s reason to, yep. Are you the type of person who gets jealous of people's pasts? No. And usually people regret their past, so I don’t feel jealous about that. Have you ever gotten an ear infection from riding an airplane? No. My ears were incredibly uncomfortable during my first plane ride though, and it didn’t help that I was already panicking long before the flight started. Anyway, my ears never fully ~popped and I was like 80% deaf for the entire plane ride. When was the last time you witnessed someone throw up? The last time someone threw up, it was me lol. But if we’re gonna be strict about the question, it wassssss last April I think. When was the last time YOU threw up? Sometime around May last year. Do you know anyone who faints at the sight of blood? ME. I’m anyone who faints at the sight of blood. Maybe not literally faint but I do feel super nauseous and weak and dizzy and I’d sometimes gag too. Hmm. I wonder how those girls have their period. Yeah well it’s not a very fun 3-4 days for me, my dude. Don't you just love the Cottonelle puppy? I don’t know what that is. Can you do any 'magic' tricks? No. Do you know how to play Checkers? I used to as a kid, because we used to have lots of board games. But since it was the game we barely ever played, I eventually forgot the rules. What clubs are you in at school? I’m in one of the two journalism organizations, and I also joined the graduation committee this year so that I get to contribute something for our batch :) What do you fear most in this world? Either falling from a very high place or drowning. And injections. What do your siblings fear most in this world? I know my sister is afraid of big crowds, chaotic situations, and small spaces. I don’t know what my brother fears, nor do I really care. What was the last sentence you heard anyone say? I’m listening to a mukbang ASMR right now and the last thing the girl said was her basically describing what she’s about to eat. Is Taylor more of a boy's name or a girl's name? I know we’re not supposed to care about this anymore, but if I really had to think about this question I see it as a boy’s name. But I also see that it works on girls just as nicely, so. What about Dylan? Boy’s name. But it sounds so badass on girls, and I prefer it as a girl’s name. What colors are the eyes of your family members? Dark brown/black. Filipinos all look the same, dude. Are you related to anyone with red hair? No. Do you know anyone with super super green eyes? Other than celebrities, no. What color was your hair when you were little? It has always been black. What color is it now? ^ Were you a chubby baby? I was a pretty chubby young kid especially from the ages of 3-5, but I was an okay-sized baby/toddler. I’d be surprised if I was chubby considering my mom and dad are both slim. What is your favorite mythical creature? Not a fan of those. Do you know anyone with a mullet? No, I don’t think so. Put down a random word here. Watermelon. What is your favorite fruit? Avocado. Now what is your favorite flavor of lollipop? Chocolate. If you combine your 2 above answers and make a perfume would it smell good? Probably not. They’re so different. Do you always feel like you have to be the best? Yes. That’s why I always take it hard when I end up not being that. Are you looking forward to summer? Yes, because I’ll get to rest. No, because it will be my last summer until I die. Are you wearing socks right now or are you barefoot? I’m barefoot. Socks always feels like they’re there, and I don’t like that feeling. What's on your favorite necklace? I’m not regularly wearing any necklace these days. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Around seven, which is okay for me. Which is better: gingerbread or butterscotch? Caramel or peanut butter? Nutella or chocolate? Do you own an iPad? We own a family iPad, but no one’s used it in a while. I was the one who used it last as a means to work and communicate, back when I broke my phone and didn’t have a new laptop yet in my first year of college. I honestly hope that iPad never dies on us, since there’s a load of great memories there. Do you watch Glee? No and as someone who hates song covers, I think I’m better off not watching it skksjfdhgfg. How hard is it for you to get out of bed in the morning? When that day would require me to do something I dread, like attend a class I hate, it will be a lot harder for me to get up. But generally I’m pretty okay, as long as I set my alarm 30 minutes to an hour before I actually have to get up so that I have enough time to properly wake up. How many books are in the current room you're in? I’m in the dining room so there are zero books around. Have you ever witnessed an aircraft break the sound barrier? No. I also never really knew what that means, but I know I’ve never seen that. Do you keep a sketchpad in your room? I don’t draw, so I never needed one. Is there anything you do right before you go to sleep? Put water on my dog’s bowl – he likes drinking before we doze off. What color is your favorite purse? I only use one and it’s pink. How much money is currently in your wallet? ₱2,000. Do you get an allowance? Yes. How many songs are on your iPod? Don’t use an iPod these days. Do you usually have sweet dreams or nightmares? My dreams are either weird or nightmares. I never get any sweet ones. How has the weather been lately? It’s a little gloomy and cloudy. I don’t know if it’s an effect of the volcano eruption nearby, or if the weather is just like this. When was the last earthquake you felt? It was either August or September.