#along with the speeding tickets and other items he doesn't want people to know he owns

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Hypothesis: does stan wear a corset???

This isn't a joke.

Where does all of stanley's gut go when he wears a suit? What magic is infused into those suits? Here's the thing: there's none involved...

Whenever I imagine stan getting ready from the second I took note of the fact he gets snatched when he puts a suit on: I see him wearing a corset. He gets up every morning and puts a god damn corset on in my mind.

Matter of fact, have a look into my brain

It's the only valid explanation. This man bought a corset for himself.

Will add onto this dumpster fire of a mentality by drawing him in a pretty pink corset later

Happy spooky month everybody