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coworker almost walked out today (again) not just me this time ❤️
#“it's nothing but a temper tantrum! he's a 70 year old man having a child's temper tantrum” YAAASSSSS QUEEN LET'S WALK OUT TOGETHER ❤️#almost always over the dumbest little shit that doesn't matter at all too#like someone dared to ask him a question and couldn't read his shitty little mind or not absolutely everything is set up perfectly for him#so he can do as little work as physically possible and go back to scrolling facebook and then he huffs and puffs passive aggressively omg#literally GET OVER YOURSELFFFF you are SEVENTY YEARS OLD!!!!!!#oh my god#anyway everyone knows that if coworker walks out he will be forced into retirement because he can't find anyone else to work for him#although he's not really looking he put up one facebook post and one craigslist post ages ago and that's all#and i know because i do be on those fucking job websites and facebook groups#he's just a total fucking entitled ass manbaby and unfortunately he has a doctorate and owns a small business. many such cases#beating him with a baseball bat in my mind#me
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malam di bulan penuh.
⊹summary; suna crashing into your house because he can't sleep
⊹pairing[s]; suna x f!reader
⊹genre; fluff, crack
⊹word count; 980 [not proofread]
⊹flight details; lmao, only the title is in malay, not the fic itself. Also, the title translates to 'night on a full moon' from malay. also, idk what ya'll expect from this fic, it's literally just them wrestling at the front door, talking about their future and fall asleep. enjoy ig
it's almost perfect. he's cozily tucked in his blankets and the pillow is cold enough for him to sink in it. suna's currently scrolling through his phone, changing from one app to the other, ready to sleep. except he can't.
he doesn't have the feeling of closing his eyes yet even with the preparation nicely done. it's just doesn't feel right.
suna stopped his finger from scrolling as he stare up at the ceiling, a familiar and comforting image fade into his mind,
"[y/n],"
"what the hell, you're coming this late?"
your boyfriend had called you a few minutes ago when you're about to tuck in, "then what're you doing up this late?"
"i have extra work, that's why. i already finished it tho, don't get worried about it," "well yeah, but i do know that you tend to overwork at times, just to make sure,"
a small smile graced your face at his words and just sigh. suna wasn't the most expressive but he still cares, and it shows by how many times he asked you questions. simple ones, such as,
'have you eaten?'
'are you feeling good?'
'do you need anything?'
and so on, "enough about that, back to my previous question- why're you even coming to my house,"
silence greeted you for at least a couple of seconds before a cough was first heard,
"my bed's all wonky," "what," "lemme just go to your house bye," "hey wait-!"
click. he literally just hung up on you after giving a horrible excuse, but it's pretty obvious on what intention he had. you look out from your window as the sight of the cloud covering half of the moon.
but it's pretty visible that it's a full moon tonight.
"you actually came?"
"am i not suppose to?"
suna rose a brow, hands tucked in his jacket and the glimpse of his phone peeking out from his pant's pocket. just like always when he asked to stay at your house for the night,
"well no, but you've come more frequently than before," "wow, you could've just said no when i asked to come," "do you really think i would say no to you?? cause even if i did say no, your stubborn ass would still walk all the way here," "isn't that the point? if you say yes, i'll come. you say no, i'll still come,"
you try to hit playfully but he caught your hands and passive aggressively push forward.
now you two are pushing each other's hand in front of your doorway. you can already hear your neighbor's complaint about having your 'creep' of a boyfriend over and do shits with him. but it doesn't matter anyway.
you pushed his hand to the side and let go off your grip, almost making him trip over his feet, "just, come inside, i can't with you right now,"
he rubbed his wrist and followed after you, closing the door behind him, "thanks for having me in ma'am, and that was a warm invitation just now,"
"shut up before i kick you out again,"
"wait no, don't. i was freezing outside, you can't throw be back there,"
"this isn't your house, so you can't do whatever you want,"
"tch, harsh,"
both of you are laying on the bed, doing nothing but staring at the ceiling. just a gap of silence between you two but it's nice. that, is, until suna started talking again,
"have you thought what our future would be?"
you made no move to look at him and instead, rose a brow, "as in?" "y'know, our life together under the same roof, kids, jobs, ho-honeymoon,"
he stuttered a little before continuing on, "and maybe vacation plans," "well, vacation plans sounds nice," "yep, i already planned not one, but TWO earlier this month," "two?? let's hear it then,"
suna cleared his throat, slowly turning his head towards you and as if in command, you did the same.
and as expected, a shy smile's evident on his face, "we can either, a) have a nice cottagecore life in new zealand, picking flowers, making bouquets for each other and falling asleep under a tree with the sun shining above use. and if you didn't know, i've actually got into cottagecore recently too,"
he proudly said with a lazy expression as the finger he's holding up falls down to your shoulder, rubbing it slightly. he doesn't seemed like a guy who would be into cottagecore to be honestly but would you look at that.
suna always managed to surprise you everytime, even if it's the dumbest thing he ever think of, it always put a smile on your face. how could you not,
"that's cool, didn't think you're the type to be interested in it but go on," a chuckle escaped from his lips as the gap between you two started closing in,
"or b) we have a vacation home at langkawi. tropical vibes and just us having a good time. watching the waves and sunsets while walking through the beach. we could also explore around the city using a bicycle, wouldn't that be romantic you think, and don't worry, i won't make you fall down from it,"
you let out a quiet laugh, tangling your fingers in his hair. running through it in a slow manner, "sounds like two good plans to me, but i think we should keep it in the book for the moment,"
"okay," it's quiet response, but enough to fill your stomach with butterflies. suna put a hand behind your head, touching foreheads with you,
"are you going to sleep now?" you asked, only a mere whisper while he just nodded. your smile widened, kissing the corner of his lips in a slow pace. and with that, both of his eyes are shut.
suna can always sleep better with you next to him,
"good night," "good night,"
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