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eyeballs-in-my-head · 5 days ago

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It's been a while since I came up here to bitch about something absolutely unimportant so here I am

People who have good vision don't realise how good they have it, because wdym I can only cosplay specific characters, because my eyes are so bad that without my glasses I'd exist like an amoeba..?

And yea yea, I know, "you can cosplay characters who have no glasses, cosplay should be fun yada yada I'm sure it won't brother anyone"

Brother it bothers ME!

It bothers me!! It bothers me SO much!!!

Just like my eye color. Like I thought mutations survive and remain ONLY if it gives some kind of benefit to the person? There's ZERO benefits to this shit and I hate it.

But that's a whole other topic. Anyway...

I've tried searching for every media I like, hoping at least one of em is gonna have some glassed characters in them, but the mental whiplash I got, holy shit.

Why do characters with glasses have such insignificant quantity? And better question, why am I only noticing now..? Me! I have glasses, and I'm only noticing this now. What. I mean that's kind of funny, but. Man...

There's exactly one (1) character I can cosplay with my glasses (that I actually know and like) isn't that fun?

#its not even just abt cosplay ngl but ive started with that topic so im sticking to it #theres so many fun traits you can give to characters who have glasses too ppl are just sleeping on them #the audience could pick up so many character traits from a simple action like them cleaning their glasses #what are they cleaning it with? a tissue? a microfiber cloth? THEIR CLOTHES?? it can speak volumes #there's also one canon event for every person who wears glasses and thats the #“can I try on your glasses” to “how many fingers” pipeline #I'd KILL to see one character in a medium show how annoying that can be. but you see?????#how someone's response can show so much character????!!#how many fingers✌️ how about now☝️ how many fingers now🖐️ how many now🤟 how many fingers now🤙#how many NOW BRO LEAVE ME BEEE🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#OH OH ALSO #people not understanding how hard it is to maintain glasses is REAL and it's OUT THERE and it's ANNOYING #because yes. when my hands are wet I'm GOING TO spray water in your face (depending on circumstances)#but if you dare #bro #DON'T SPRAY NOTHING ONTO MY GLASSES. IDC THAT IT'S “JUST WATER”#because NO IT'S NOT. It's not “just”. it's WATER. on my GLASSES. plain as that.#and I'm going to make you wipe them so clean and good that I'll see in 8K ultra HD 120 fps in real life !!!#but you SEE??!! YALL SEE??!!! CHARACTER TRAITS (if I was a character)!!#all these just tell you that I've had them for *qhite* a while. whereas a person who just got their glasses not long ago might #not find these so annoying #i was bitching about cosplay and now I'm bitching about something baerly related to that so I'll just stfu bc man #i have opinions #pofazing #cosplay #cosplay talk #glasses #glasses problems #glasses wearer #the typos are intentional (no they're not) yes they are (no they're still not) they are fr I never make mistakes

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