#all these heights are based off of cody rhodes' real height

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so…about the height math…do you remember where it is? I just need to know if bullfrog would be able look me in the eyes or not.

OH SHITE I ACTUALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SO QUICK ASDFGHJKL-

New Years Took me by the throat lmao

Anyways no I don't think Bullfrog will be able to look you in the eyes,,,, unless you're 3 feet tall pff

The Rayman/Ramon one is subjective by the way (due to the limblessness) so he's more like 3-4ft whenever he wants to be

I saw that Rayman canon (?) height is around 5 ft and I immediately knew CLH didn't follow that because if that was true everyone is absolutely gargantuan

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Wrestlemania Main Event Reviews - Wrestlemania XXVII

The Miz (c) w/ Alex Riley def. John Cena for the WWE Championship in 15:04

Fun Fact: This is the first Wrestlemania I was a fan of wrestling for! I was watching excitedly in the build up to this one, and when I wasn’t I was playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2011! I watched The Rock return on TV with my dad who loved The Rock and he told me all about him, and I was so hyped for Wrestlemania. Singing “Written in the Stars” all the time and praying Rey Mysterio would beat Cody Rhodes are some great memories of the time! But onto this match!

The Miz was the champion when I started watching Raw so this one is right in my introduction to wrestling! This takes me back! Miz gets a great hype package with his entrance and then the inflatable letters! Fun stuff! He’s out first with Alex Riley, everyone’s favourite Alex Riley. Miz is such a contemptible little weasel here! He’s getting to that next level he would find around 2016. Cena gets a choir singing him to the ring and this was such a forgotten memory! I remember seeing this after the event! Cena gets an emotional video package for his entrance and it’s very religion-based. We get a gospel rendition of My Time is Now and then it hits for real and John Cena heads to the ring! This has been the most grand set of entrances in any of these main events, which is weird considering everything about it. Justin Roberts announces John as only he can, and we’re ready to go.

They lock up and Cena uses his power. Miz knocks Cena down with a shoulder block but Cena soon hits a hip toss as they stand off again. They lock up again and Cena takes control. Miz attacks in the corner and hits a big Irish whip on Cena followed by his corner clothesline which is always cool. Miz tries to stay on top but Cena is able to hit a gutwrench slam to take Miz down. Miz hits a Side Effect with lovely height and goes for another corner clothesline but Cena dodges. Cena goes up top and hits a leg drop to the back of the head. Miz dodges a charging Cena and hits a big kick off the ropes. Lines up with a big boot but can’t keep Cena down! Miz trips Cena as he comes off the ropes and it looks really weird. Basement dropkick from the Miz sends Cena off the apron and he hits a knee lift after putting him back on the apron. He puts Cena back in the ring and but Cena mounts a comeback with two shoulder tackles, body drop, Five-Knuckle Shuffle, attempts the Attitude Adjustment but Miz hits his DDT. Cena kicks out at 2, tries to lock in the STF but Miz resists and hits his neckbreaker. Miz takes off the turnbuckle pad as Riley distracts referee Mike Chioda, he gets caught but as Chioda sorts out the turnbuckle, Cena rolls Miz up. He turns around but only gets 2, and the turnbuckle is still exposed. They fight around it until Cena locks in the STF! Miz gets the ropes, and while Cena takes a step back, Riley smashes him into it and Miz hits the Skull-Crushing Finale but Cena kicks out! The crowd just about decided they hate Miz more than Cena! Miz tries another Skull-Crushing Finale but Cena reverses, which knocks down Chioda. Attitude Adjustment but the referee is down! Riley hits Cena with the briefcase but Cena kicks out! The crowd liked it! Riley distracts Chioda but Cena dodges a Miz briefcase shot and Riley is downed! Attitude Adjustment and Miz kicks out! The crowd can’t believe it. Cena hits a charging clothesline over the barricade to Miz. He goes to break the count as Miz tries to escape, but Cena charges again to knock Miz down. They both get counted out and the crowd are kinda upset, but also seem to not really care.

The Rock, the host of Wrestlemania, comes out and the Anonymous Raw GM announcement sounds. Rock goes over to read the message in full Michael Cole style which did make me laugh after seeing it every week on Raw. He begins “and I quote “I think…”” before telling the laptop he doesn’t care what it thinks! He restarts the match as a No DQ match. Cena rushes in with Miz, struggles to get Miz up for the Attitude Adjustment, but Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Cena! Miz covers and wins! Miz celebrates while completely out of it as Rock looks on. You can really tell how Miz had his bell rung for real here. Miz and Rock lock eyes, he storms the ring, avoids a belt shot from Miz, wails on him, spinebuster, People’s Elbow, and Rock stands tall. 

Pros: The crowd like The Rock, he was very good at his role, false finishes Cons: Boring, length, story, finish

This match didn’t have much to it. Some so-so action, some pretty good near falls where Miz actually got to kick out of the AA, and then a weird restarting shenanigan that ended two seconds later with the spotlight taken from the actual champion. On the one hand, the actual match was unpopular and boring, but also they shouldn’t have made it in the first place. Just felt unnecessary and didn’t help a pretty lacklustre match with the odd bright spot. 

2 STARS OUT OF 5