#all the words sound differently nowadays... he's just doing his best... sweetie ur doing so great...

[terezis]

I once included Kravitz having trouble with the Great Vowel Shift in a fic because that's SO funny to me. Kravitz talks about "shapes" and nobody knows what he means until he points to a sheep. He still calls pens "pins." All these newfangled long vowels spoken at the front of the mouth. The mouthfeel is just bad, you know? it's like the boys rhyming twenty with honey, only it's Kravitz rhyming "blood" and "goad."

holy shit

is this why he’s so bad at accents...