#all the women are skinny and waifish and all the dudes are boxy and (frankly) boring

[ace-sailor-uranus]

upon further consideration, why are elves always tall and skinny? what creature of the forest is naturally long/tall and skinny??

certainly not wolves. or wild cats. or bears or squirrels or birds or fuckin. deer. do you know how small deer are? they're shockingly tiny.

elk are massive. moose are fucking GINORMOUS. why would a horse be naturally in the forest.

if your elf is tall, by all accounts they should be, like. maybe not beefy, but certainly not SKINNY. light and ethereal my ass.

if your elf is skinny, give them. fuckin. squirrel proportions or smth, idfk. absolute bean of a nature friend.

give me a bear!elf damn it