#all of these have the energy of Wulf grabbing a raccoon out of the trash and going 'i love him'

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Coffee shop AU: Who is the barista, and who frequents the coffee shop?

Wulf is the big beefy barista who is earning some Midgardian money to pay for supplies and accessories. He's always thrilled to talk to customers as he serves them and Rhys is the helpless little fool who visits almost every day because he's a simp whose enhanced by the big ass man who beamed at him and gave him two pastries for free.

And perhaps Rhys now steals more wallets so he can see Wulf, whose to say? And perhaps he always asks for the pastries on the bottom shelf so he can see Wulf bend over, don't judge him.

Highschool/College AU: Who is the straight-A student, and who’s the backrow slacker?

Rhys doesn't think much of school. He got this far without school, and under Mystique's rules, school surely isn't going ri matter much anymore, right? But then these two giant siblings enter the school and now Rhys has to deal with said giant siblings taking an interests in school...and seemingly not knowing anything about anything.

Which is...ridiculous? Surely these kids should know how rain works and the shit they do in gym is ridiculous. But now apparently Edith is dating Wanda Maximoff and now Rhys is stuck with the constant visits of her dorky younger brother who...actually makes Rhys want to try harder in order to get the 6'0 beefcake to notice him. Rhys doesn't think its right that Wulf claims he's 198 but damn if he doesn't want to study with the boy who lifted Scott Summers up in good spirit with one hand.

Rivals to loves AU: Who takes their rivalry seriously, and who is half in it just to push the other’s buttons? 

Wulf cannot stand the way Rhys seems to hang around the Asgardian stables, using his powers in blatant disrespect. How could anyone unlock their Odin Force and yet not willingly serve the royal family? It sends a surge of annoyance through Wulf because they should be thankful for their powers, not for Rhys to do what he likes with them and to spend half of his time sitting around the stables and flirting widly.

Rhys on the other hand, thinks it's incredibly amusing to tease Wulf. The bigger man is always instant on doing the right thing and Rhys just wants to try and get him to have fun. After all, isn't it living up to his element to have fun? Plus, Rhys adores the horses and he demands to have a ride with Wulf on Ragnarok one of these days!

Enemies to lovers AU: Which one switches sides? 

Its the wrong thing and agaisnt the rules of everything Wulf stands for, but one day he breaks into Hel and frees Rhys when his death comes. A different Valkyrie and taken his soul and even Edith cracks, making Wulf to swear an oath that he shall never involve her when he breaks into Hel and saves Rhys's soul.

He can never go back to Asgard and without the golden apples, Wulf will one day become a mortal man and age like everyone else. Its quite stressful, knowing that you are fated to becoming a mortal man and that you've truly lost everything. But Rhys now has a new lease on life and he's determined to make good use of it, as well as finally seeing the opportunity of having Wulf all to himself and helping him learn to enjoy life as a Midgardian.

Soulmate AU: Who is eager to meet their soulmate? Who absolutely does not want to meet their soulmate? 

Wulf is originally thrilled. The idea of sharing a romance with his intended is incredible to him. A work of fate that only Freya could do. But when he finds out that his soulmate is Midgardian, Wulf is torn. He has been fated to a soulmate who is doomed to die long before he is and isn't that terrible? How can he willingly be in love and curse Rhys to such a thing?

Rhys, on the other hand, knows that there's some shit up with the kind Asgardian that always wants to help him or does nice things. But when Ragnarok let's it slip that Wulf is Rhys's destined other half and never thought to tell him? Oh boy, Wulf is in for it buddy.

Single parent AU: Which one is the single parent? (Alt. if they’re both single parents: Which one is open to starting a new relationship from the start? Which one is never planning on finding love again… Until they meet the other and are instantly smitten?)

Rhys has some troubles with his kid, he wasn't an easy child and that seems to have passed down. It's harder to care for a child when its even harder to find work as a mutant and single father. But Rhys is intent on doing fine. That is, before the ridiculously large man tries do being his goddamn horse into Rhys's workplace.

The weirdo is...charming. Laughs sweetly at the shitty jokes Rhys tells and seems far too genuine for Rhys to not feel bad about making fun of him internally. His name is Wulf and he always comes in to buy the most ridiculous things that Rhys isn't sure Wulf actually needs, or is just buying them to see him. His kid likes Wulf though and Rhys supposes that makes him alright, more so when Wulf tells such interesting stories to his child that even Rhys finds himself charmed by the silly man.

And then Wulf unwittingly calls Rhys a dilf brightly and that's the moment he falls in love with the dumbass.

Doctor AU: Which one is the longsuffering doctor? Which one is the patient? 

Rhys is terrified about being in the doctor's again. He promised himself he would never go yet here he was, needing a checkup since he was having a fever and the treatment was for free...

But then he can never seem to get a ready time to go in due to the fact that the man before him needed a vaccine and the needles can't seem to pierce his skin while others seem to have old affects once they enter his bloodstream. They want to keep Wulf in overnight but Wulf is more concerned with chatting to Rhys and trying to help the smaller man feel comfortable, even if that gets him in trouble when he shatters a glass for another drink and a doctor yells. At least Rhys's already pale face seems to soften and smile.

Bodyguard AU: Who is the bodyguard? Who are they protecting? Which one is secretly pining for the other? 

Rhys is used to rowdy fans, being a popular rockstar and all. But he isn't used to being assigned a bodyguard of all things! Wulfsige is big and polite but keeps breaking doors and shattering glasses while swearing in Old Norse under his breath. Rhys loves him. And definitely lusts after him after Wulf picks up a shitty fan by their collar and throws them across the room (using his powers to soften the blow).

Wulf is charmed by the way Rhys's eyes follow him, but he worries about the dangers the smaller man gets into and often will offer to help Rhys out more or to try and make reasons to stay with him more. Rhys is beautiful and his music makes Wulf's heart soar, especially when it almost feels like Rhys looks out for him within a crowd. But Midgardian culture is different and he shall not try to impose on Rhys and hurt the man he has sworn to protect for as long as he is needed. Rhys still cries over this.

Pirate AU: Who is the pirate? Who is the member of the royal family who did not sign up for this? 

It's been over a hundred hears of sailing on water, since Wulf and Edith decided that the seas were filled with far too many dying souls and magic to be ignored. There's some legend or so about a "flying dutchman" but Wulf pays no attention to it since he isn't Dutch and he simply uses the air currents to walk and soar rather than flying.

But oh boy, Rhys? He grew up hearing tales of a dutchman and a woman who stained soil with blood. It's a dream to be free from humans and to enjoy the open air in such a free place. It sounds like a dream. So when he walks along the docks one night and finds out that the flying dutchman is actually a hot beefy blond who resembles a golden retriever?? Hell yeah Rhys is gonna try and enchant and woo Wulf onto the shp.

Childhood best friends AU: Which one was super obviously in love with the other the whole time? Who was oblivious until they were older?

Wulf remembers the learning trips down to Midgard. He looked ten but had the mental age of a five year old. It was disconcerting to see but Rhys? As if he was going to be put off by the large boy who spoke funny and would scare the crueler children away. Usually it would just be the two of them together and it had been for quite a few years. Wulf didn't understand why Rhys's family wouldn't approve of such a gifted child while Rhys loved stories of Wulf's home but would frown at hearing how old and tough Asgardian life is.

Then Wulf eventually had to return home and that was that for many years. Their lives carried on in their intended paths until Rhys was drawn to that fateful bar. Wulf is thrilled to be reunited with Rhys once more and delights on sharing all that has happned. Rhys meanwhile, is still struggling over the fact that Wulf is apparently real. Not imaginary. Also the fact that Rhys, an adult, is left gaping at the fact that said childhood best friend is ripped and big as an adult.

Oh boy. And touchy.