#alex ur so obvious smh

[degrees-of-fuck]

Thinking about my OCs as DoL protags #1: Leticia Lorelei

this is even more self indulgent than usual god damn. also warning for long.

She’d honestly be kind of the best at it of my gang tbh. Her life already ain’t that far off if we’re being honest. People are a lot more open about treating her like an object here. Unsure how to feel about that!

Lettie appeared as an infant near the orphanage nestled among the plants and immediately became a huge problem on account of her psychic powers. I’m pretty sure instead of crying as a baby, she just projected violent psychic interference into peoples heads?? Like the instincts are just different. And then it only really got worse as she got control over her powers and got older and more capable of active malice. So Bailey fucking hates her guts lol. Her endless debt is somehow even more than that of the average orphan on account of this.

Her reputation is one of her most important tools, so as much as it she knows it would make her life easier, she can’t let herself go straight into stealing or sexwork (Though while she won’t outright rob people, she Will con them to their faces.) I think she’d mostly associate herself with the temple. Plus, having provable magical powers that she can easily dress up as miracles, I feel like she’d be able to net herself a pretty cushy and important position with them. (Though at the same time, there’s Gonna be people that think she’s sus as hell and occasional attempts to use her mysterious powers as a scapegoat for literally anything that goes wrong) She does have to cheat her way through virginity tests. Nobody knows she’s doing it and thus nobody will ever know exactly how. (fuckin magic smh) Also uses herself in Scary But Powerful blood sacrifices a lot, so that probably contributes something or other.

None of the in game TFs particularly fit her? But I think a hypothetical deer or lamb TF would work really well for her. So that. Either/or. Angel seems like the obvious one but it really doesn’t quite fit when in reality she’s a) most definitely not a virgin and b) a fucking liar. She’s a magical illusionist with knowledge of the occult and some spells under her belt, not an actual miracle-worker.

She wouldn’t have an LI that she cares for in any major way tbh except maybe a more platonic fondness for Robin, but she’d be in all of their good graces. Being in constant danger, she does kind of need as many people as possible to be willing to kill for her, or fork over all their mortal possessions to her. She probably doesn’t actually know Alex, though. Which is a shame because she’d love going to the farmlands and helping look after all their animals and stuff. Chronic illness is a bitch, tho.

I think the love interests she’d be most closely associated with tho are Sydney and Eden. Sydney for clear temple reasons and Eden because regardless of if it’s because she was sold or abducted or whatever, Lettie is more than happy to slip into a comfortable, quiet life where she just stays in the forest hermit’s cabin and be fully protected and provided for. However, she knows in her heart she can’t risk letting them take over her life, even if she does manage to keep the psychological upper hand. Because Eden is fucking SCARY. So, once her money situation is stable, she tends to spend her weekends with Eden. (Sorry Avery lol, ur only use to her was money) Besides, she doesn’t want to risk Bailey sending someone else out to collect money she doesn’t have because she was gone too long.

At school, she has like 0 status on account of being quiet and visibly really weird. Not to mention genuinely creepy in how she manages to puppeteer the people around her. The temple association doesn’t help. Although considering her tendency to cozy up with Everyone, she does likely have Whitney’s protection. Best subject is English, worst is Swimming.

Teacherwise, I think she’d be closest with River! Again, for temple reasons. She probably has a lot of information about all of them, Leighton included, but she’s yet to blackmail them. She’s just sort of... Keeping it in her pocket for later use.

Every time someone asks her out, she pretends to be SO unbearable sweet and innocent that she just doesn’t understand what they’re telling her and takes it as a declaration of intense friendship. The exceptions to this are the likes of Whitney and Kylar, who don’t really ask you out so much as they just decide you’re together now. On that front, she. Kind of just tells both of them the ‘truth’ oddly enough lol. She’s such a subservient little pushover, it’s no shock she got suckered into that! So basically, she just lets them take it out on each other.

I.... I wouldn’t be shocked if Kylar abducted Lettie tbh. Actually, that sounds about right. Plus, she’s so weak and sickly, it’s better if she just stays with them! AND FURTHERMORE, what if she can use her miraculous powers to help their parents! (She can’t, sorry lol)

She tried to get a job at the cafe. She was allowed to be a waitress there for a while and did great at that, but the moment she got an opportunity to work in the kitchen she was just fired on the spot after what happened. We don’t talk about the incident. She also probably sells lots and lots of flowers. (And tho it’s not a thing you can do in-game, her skills in sewing, embroidery and various other fiber arts would probably be moneymaking opportunities.)

I’m... Unsure how the Wraith would feel about her. I feel like some kind of close connection would form there, but I don’t know what exactly... Will have to think on this more.

Animals and plant people are inexplicably drawn to her even more than most people? Wild. (Her horde of familiars lmao)

I think she’s equal parts beloved and detested by the town. Some adore her and would very much like to use her (or just her body tbh) to fix every single problem in their life. Some think that she’s a bad omen or deluded and that she ought to be knocked down into her place. Also probably element of corruption kink go brrrrrrr except she’s incorruptible because she’s already corrupt as shit. A fair number of people are convinced she’s a changeling, or some other form of dangerous fae, so they’ll be inclined to avoid her outright.

In some sense, she’s safer than average with her reputation meaning that a lot of people either think too highly of her or see her as too delicate to even make normal physical contact with her, or fear her too much to go near her. But also how known she’d be would mean that she’s very recognizable and anyone that does have half a mind to attack her is going to be extra determined and extra weird about it.

I’m unsure about her title, though I’m still stuck on picking one for Clara who is literally a DoL OC that I play with and exists purely for DoL stuff so that tracks. Buuuuuut... The Enigma, The Divine or The Illusionist would work nicely for her, depending on what angle you wanna focus on. Maybe something relating to how many faces she has lol

As a sidenote, I think she’d like Gwylan a lot!! : ) There we go, that’s one person she might want to be friends with in the entire hell town that she’s not too unwell to actually meet.

[freshsliceoflemon]

1 | Projects and Objects

James Madison recently gotten a number from one of his classmates, since the two have a project due next week. Turns out, the number is incorrect which leads him into talking to a total stranger, and then into an absolute disaster.

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This is a college + modern + text/chat AU. It's a slow burn fanfiction, too, but not including Burr and Lee's relationship along with Hercules and Lafayette's. Madison/Jefferson/Hamilton ship. Warning: Cursing. _______________________

***-***-**** (3:55) P.M): Hello, Molly, this is James Madison. You gave me your number in class in regards to the group project we were recently assigned to. Since it is our duty to work together as partners, I hope we can come to an agreement where we have little to no social interaction at all.

??? (4:01 P.M): wot

???: Oh yeh

???: Think you have the wrong number, my dude

???: Yeah*

***-***-****: Pardon?

***-***-***: I have checked the number three times already.

???: Lmao molly gave you a fake number

???: she isn’t interested in u

***-***-****: Why should she be, anyway? I am not interesting in the slightest. We’re just partners for a project that we were assigned. Don’t assume.

***-***-****: Please disregard my rude interruption from whatever you were doing, I shall proceed to erase your number from my contacts and we will carry on like this never happened.

???: What

???: Noo dude wiat

???: James

???: jAmes

???: JAMES ANSWER ME THEERE’s A FIRE

***-***-****: If there is a fire, you should have called the fire department.

???: I just wanted to text u, sheesh >:^

***-***-**** (4:10): What is that.

??? : What is what ???: The emoji thingie??

???: Smh

???: I want to be your friend!! can we be friends????

***-***-****: Why? There is no reason for us to be, I just managed to get the wrong number.

???: I’m thomas!! Thomas Jefferson!!!

???: C’mon, let’s be friends! You seem like a cool guy

???: And a nerd, and nerds are my type ;))

***-***-****: What.

***-***-****: Whatever. I have no interest in pursuing a relationship with you, Jefferson. We don’t know each other at all, and I do not have time for friends. This project is worth half of my semester grade, and I will not be failing because of this foolery.

???: Smhhh

???: Seriously?? no time for friends

???: That’s really sad, my dude

???: well, guess what

***-***-****: What, pray tell?

???: Your my best friend now >:DD

***-***-***: You’re*.

***-***-****: And no, how does one simple interaction make you my “best friend”?

???: You’re my best friend now, shut up

***-***-****: Are you serious?

???: I’ll prove it to you then!!! watch!

***-***-****: What.

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       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers

Macaroni Fxcker (4:11 PM): Guys!!! tell james that I’m his best friend and that he can never deny it!!

A.Hammy: what

A.Hammy: dude who did you add

Macaroni Fxcker: My bestest best friend james

smile the fk more: I thought I was your best friend, Thomas

Macaroni Fxcker: Youre my second best friend don’t worry

A.Hammy: who did you add jefferson

Macaroni Fxcker: James!! say hii!

Baguetteroni: Hi James

***-***-****: Jefferson, why did you add me to this?

Baguetteroni: Wow

Macaroni Fxcker: I wanted to prove to you that im your best friend >:|!!

A.Hammy: smh..

A.Hammy: did you kidnap someone? again?

Macaroni Fxcker : Uh, no

smile the fk more: Thomas, are you lying

Macaroni Fxcker: I’m not!!

Macaroni Fxcker: damn now i have to convince yall that im not lying

***-***-****: What.

***-***-****: You kidnapped someone before?

A.Hammy: ugh we talked about this before jefferson

A.Hammy: so, “james”, what’d you do to get kidnapped by thomas jefferson???

***-***-****: I wasn’t kidnapped.

Macaoni Fxcker: Yeh!!! he said that he didnt have time for friends soo

       Seabunny is now online.

Seabunny: Whaat? But everyone needs friends :^

Leelee: omg stop fucking spamming my notifications guys

smile the fk more: Charles, mute the chat if you dislike the notifications

Leelee: shut up

smile the fk more: Yeah, I’ll shut up alright Leelee: oh no.

       smile the fk more is now offline.

Leelee: oh n o

Seabunny: So James! What’s your zodiac sign?? favourite animal???

Baguetteroni: Oooooo whats ur favourite color??????

***-***-****: what have you done jefferson

Macaroni Fxcker: I added you to my group chat duh

Macaroni Fxcker: I thought you were smart or somethin

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers

A.Hammy: bruh

Seabunny: ó .ò

Seabunny : What about favourte herbal tea?????

Leelee: wooow.

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers

Macaroni Fxcker: Omg stop

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers Macaoni Fxcker: Bitch Seabunny: Oop-

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers Macaroni Fxcker: You should change your nickname Macaroni Fxcker: Numbers are boring, james >:|

***-***-****: Numbers are not boring and never will be. Just let me leave.

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers

A.Hammy : Stp A.Hammy : fuck i meant stop* A.Hammy: it’s getting annoying

Leelee: lmao fucker Herc’s a femboy: Woah we have a new person 😳😳😳        Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers Macaroni Fxcker: Look, james Macaroni Fxcker: I won’t stop until you stay Seabunny: Yeah!! I tried leaving a bunch of times before but I was never able to leave :>!! ***-***-****: Whatever, I give up. I have things to tend to, anyway. Baguetteroni: Like what        ***-***-**** is now offline. A.Hammy: damn jefferson A.Hammy: you made him mad lmaoo Macaroni Fxcker: I didn’t make him mad >:((((( ______        Macaroni Fxcker is now online. Macaroni Fxcker (5:43 PM): Jamesss are you alive?? Macaroni Fxcker (5:49 PM): Hellloooo??        A.Hammy is now online. A.Hammy: smh A.Hammy: cant you just dm him or some shit Macaroni Fxcker: I feel lonely right now so no >:(( A.Hammy: you’re overdramatic Macaroni Fxcker: You’re a cold blooded tiger shark, idiot A.Hammy: you frivolous wanna-be movie trope Macaroni Fxcker: Bruh you’re just a fuckinsnasdasdkasdjjjdjksdj,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A.Hammy: what. A.Hammy: answer me A.Hammy: what the hell were you about to say A.Hammy: bitch Macaroni Fxcker: Whoopsie doodlie i dropped my computer on my face teehee o3o A.Hammy: how the hell do you do that? A.Hammy: actually don’t respond A.Hammy: it’s obvious that you of all people would do that Macaroni Fxcker: Ouch, hamilton,, you wound me A.Hammy: i sure hope i do.        Herc’s a femboy is now online. Herc’s a femboy: Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Macaroni Fxcker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) A.Hammy: shut the up Macaroni Fxcker: Excuse me?!?!!?1? A.Hammy: you’re excused Macaroni Fxcker: Humph >:| Herc’s a femboy: Lol gotta go Herc’s a femboy: I still need to finish sewing the scarf Macaroni Fxcker: Byeee A.Hammy: bye A.Hammy: have fun

       Herc’s a femboy is now offline.

       ***-***-**** is now online.

Macaroni Fxcker: Omg james it’s been so looong how are youu? ***-***-****: It’s been at least an hour since we last spoke, Jefferson. Macaroni Fxcker: Ugh only seeing numbers as your name is boooring ***-***-****: Numbers are not boring. A.Hammy: they’re not as boring as your mom tho Macaroni Fxcker: aLex we don’t know anything about james mom don’t say that DD:< A.Hammy: chill A.Hammy: whyre you so mad lmfaoo Macaroni Fxcker: >.> Macaroni Fxcker: James james james james change your nammmeee already ***-***-****: Why, exactly? Macaroni Fxcker: Changing your nickname thingie makes it less likely for you to leave!! Macaroni Fxcker: And i wanna know what creative things you can come up with!        A.Hammy has changed ***-***-****’s nickname to loser Macaroni Fxcker: Wtf hamilton A.Hammy: hahh loser loser: Sigh. loser: If you insist on me changing my nickname, then;        loser changed their name to Pluto A.Hammy: wow so amazing A.Hammy: i bet flat earthers love you

Pluto: What a shame, seeing as how you haven’t confessed to me yet. A.Hammy: what the shit no A.Hammy: smh i don’t support flat earthers Macaroni Fxcker: Woah. Pluto: “Woah”? Macaroni Fxcker: How small are you?? A.Hammy: i swear if you’re taller than me i’m going to kick you into next wednesday Macaroni Fxcker: I meant height btw Pluto: I’m 5’4. Why is this information necessary? Macaroni Fxcker: omg A.Hammy: i Macaroni Fxcker: omg omg omg you finally found someone shorter than you hammy A.Hammy: don’t fucking call me hammy Macaroni Fxcker: Hey, pluto Pluto: Yes? Macaroni Fxcker: Welcome. you have officially joined this group chat! we should celebrate Pluto: Thank you, I suppose. A.Hammy: yeah, welcome A.Hammy: i sure hope you enjoy your stay A.Hammy: because you aren’t getting out of here alive Pluto: I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you.

[existentialburden]

What is/are your OC’s nickname(s) and how did it come about? What is the color of your OC’s eyes/hair/skin? How tall is your OC?What is a noticeable physical attribute of your OC?What does your OC normally wear? What would your OC wear on a special night?What is one word you would use to describe your OC’s appearances?Does your OC have any markings, such as a birthmark or a scar?How does your OC talk/what does your OC’s voice sound like?What does your OC’s bedroom look like?

oooooh. gonna answer for anyone I feel like answering for!

Enny’s a nickname! her name is actually Enlightener, but Echo was like hm I’m going to call you Enny now bcause that’s a mouthful (and horrorterror Enny gets the nickname from [REDACTED] because Enslog’ph is a mouthful). and it stuck. [REDACTED]’s nickname for Enny is Firefly and I can only assume it’s because she’s small and she glows. West has a nickname and it’s East! for obvious reasons. uhhh Deux is called Captain or Cap’n because she’s the captain. and it’s her ultragod name. Hope gets called gingersnap because she’s ginger. no one has a decent nickname except Enny.

Enny has brown hair and brown eyes! Aila’s the same. West has light blue hair they dye themself and purple-blue eyes bcause fuck u one of these kids gets to have wild eyes. Hope has orange hair and light blue eyes. Deux is. uh. well. she’s. an angel? with LITERAL golden skin. it’s. she doesn’t look like a person at all and we’ll leave it at that. glowing eyes an all that. Luca has blonde hair and brown eyes. Enzo keeps dyeing his hair different colors but he also gets brown eyes. Theo and Fate are both blonde with green eyes. Fantra and Dukkel have black hair- Fantra’s eyes are starting to show some red and Dukkel’s are quickly going teal.

Enny is 5′1″ and so is Aila. Hope is aroooound 6′4″ or something?? I forget. Deux is. uh. taller than that. Luca is 5′3″ and Enzo is 5′6″. West is 5′2″. fuck everyone else’s heights except Fern is average height, Haze is Tall, Alex is tall, and June is short. Theo and Fate are both p small.

Enny has four arms and literally glows, plus she has some scars that I always forget about. Deux is a LITERAL ANGEL with six wings. Aila also glows but it’s fainter. Hope’s still growing into her proportions so she looks a lil wonky (and she has freckles). West’s hair is blue but besides that they usually have exaggerated facial expressions. Fern’s surprisingly buff for ur average gamer. Haze has Noticeable eyelashes. Alex has dimples when they smile. June’s smile is wider on the right side of xir face than on xir left. I guess it becomes pretty obvious that Theo’s mute even if you can’t See that. some of Fate’s teeth didn’t grow in straight. Luca also has dimples when he smiles! his grins are also p small compared to other people’s because he’s self-conscious about his teeth- there’s nothing abnormal, he just. ehhh. Enzo’s ears and neck go bright red when he’s embarrassed at all (and, again, wild hair colors).

Enny typically wears long-sleeved shirts and dark colors. her wardrobe got fucked with because of the extra arms but y’know you do what you can with what you have. pants vary but she favors long skirts. she doesn’t really have any special outfits :(. West wears pastels and bright colors! they like hoodies and sweatpants and “jeans” that aren’t denim. they’ll wear a button-up for anything fancy but they don’t really dress up. Hope loves turtlenecks and cozy sweaters and long pants. she likes skirts, too, but she’s always cold so depends on the temperature. she’s still trying to figure out how she feels about dresses (she thinks she likes them, probably), but they’re way more comfortable than dress shirts that never fit her proportions right (what are those sleeves? that’s not how her arms work!) so she’ll wear them for any sort of event. she still thinks she looks killer in a suit, too. and she’s right. Deux doesn’t uh. well. the angel form doesn’t have anything to hide and there’s no way anyone’s about to try tailoring anything for that so. fashion not allowed for Deux. she used to just wear her god tier outfit anyway. Aila wears bright-colored t-shirts and shorts and OCCASIONALLY a skirt. but they aren’t SUUUPER her thing y’know? she’ll dress up for stuff and wear a sundress or something but she isn’t gonna put up with anything uncomfortable. she always gets too warm smh. Luca typically goes in his binder and some neutral-tone pants. he’ll switch into a tank top. if he has to he’ll wear a suit though. he looks very good in one. Enzo wears wild t-shirts and shitty button-ups and adores bright colors. he wears pants and skirts in about equal measure and sooometimes throws on a coat just to have pockets. he can captchalogue stuff but STILL. he might wear an actual dress shirt or he might wear a dress. nobody knows least of all Enzo. depends on his mood. Fate wears absolutely wild colors and likes coats. she never stops wearing one pair of shades. she dreams of having one (1) nice skirt but as things are she doesn’t really have a Special outfit. Theo wears whatever- he’d like more good long-sleeve shirts but it’s cool. he also doesn’t have a Special outfit.

Enny: edgy. Aila: cheerful. Hope: comfy. Deux: terrifying?? West: cute! Luca: tame. Enzo: chaotic. Fate: ...interesting.

ultragod Enny has some scars! some around the bottom right side of her face and some in less noticeable places. Alex has some acne scars but they always cover them up :(.

Enny’s voice doesn’t vary much when she speaks and she keeps a flat tone most of the time. Theo’s just mute. don’t really have voice hcs for any of the others though.

Enny’s bedroom in her house doesn’t have a lot in it and it’s always very tidy. her bedroom on the ship is slowly being converted to a room that is Just A Bed. Bed Room. Bedroom. for now though there’s a desk and a dresser and a LOT of notebooks and papers but that’s about it. Aila’s bedroom is messy as all hell and there’s an organizational system but sometimes things don’t get organized and put away. most of the time. oh no. the walls are painted a red-orange. Hope’s room is mostly tidy but there’s some stuff just laying on the floor. she has one of those plushie nets you hang in the corner of a room and yeet stuff into. it’s great. she also has a collection of beanie babies in there. she has Care Bears wallpaper don’t @ me. Deux’s room is legally required to be neat but that just means there’s no loose papers lying around. everything’s technically put away but it’s not organized. it used to be an absolute MESS but then she became ship captain and ughhhhh. West’s bedroom is a little messy but the floor’s clear. only because it all gets piled up on any surface available. they totally have a corkboard and the walls are blue :). Luca’s room is uh. messy but manageable. there is a trash pile though. the walls are mint and he definitely has fairy lights that didn’t ever actually get put up. Enzo’s room is also messy but manageable but there’s the addition of a Corner O’ Stuff that’s just. there. any time he goes through it he finds One (1) cool thing and gets distracted for the rest of the day. the walls are bright fucking green. he definitely has a lava lamp.