#alcohol m /

[chainsawworld]

I started thinking about girlbriel

[club-prideguin]

rookie's hellish morning breakfast, from my dream last night.

[incendavery]

hallowed ground

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[shortformandible]

when you start drinking you realize how much stuff you watched/read/etc where people got tipsy/dunk/etc was written by people who do not/can't drink

[yugimoto]

no more drinking for a looong time I hate feeling gross! bad start to the year!

[ryanthedemiboy]

Someone posted that is was a moral OCD problem to check that it's safe to drive after drinking a particular type of alcoholic drink and???

Checking that it's safe to drive isn't an OCD thing?

I'm not saying moral OCD isn't a Problem — it is, and it's something i'm working on. But making sure you're not putting people at risk by driving is good?

[ccsario]

got elton johns "i think im going to kill myself" playing on repeat in my head

[subuwu-dyke]

Love being drunk watching ufc

[monsterclaws]

after I drink the other 2/3 of this gallon of sangria I'm going to get my shit together

[biggestfish2fry]

i love my pizza job i love getting drunk w my coworkers on new years eve i love my friends:)

[chainsawworld]

^ nicked TWO tequila shots from the reception

[club-prideguin]

had a weird dream last night during part of which, i (as my penguinsona), was part of the epf main team and we were going on some weird quest thing through this meandering forest, and to get past part of it we had to play this game of like, volleyball, but on some ice. and all of us were on the same team against the ones who set up the game aside from rookie who had to be playing on their team to make the numbers even. and we had to keep playing over and over again until whatever constituted being able to pass. and during the course of which rookie kept feeling left out of our group because of the team stuff and some stuff that was happening during the game, and after that he decided to leave the epf and go off and live on his own. so for the rest of the dream after that, i was rookie just trying to live and make it as an artist on my own in this apartment complex i lived in, and because the individual apartments didnt have their own kitchens i went downstairs to this like communal kitchen to get breakfast (some of the other tenants were wandering around and were all humans for some reason? even though i was a penguin), and i tried to make coffee and struggled to find a decent mug. once i eventually finally found one i made coffee, sat at the counter and drank it, then passed out on the floor while drinking coffee? then someone woke me up and i got up and made the rest of my breakfast, which for some reason consisted of the world's shittiest overcooked sunny side up egg (only 1 egg?), and some red wine out of a shot glass. then, i think it while i (again i am still rookie in this part of the dream) was consuming it, time rewinded to this earlier part of the dream while everyone was about to enter this creepy house, long before the volleyball part, and i still as rookie was just going through this bit again with all my new memories like some kinda groundhog day shit. then i woke up shortly after.

[creativ-bubble]

“Just tipsy” starter sentence

You are

“I’m not drunk !! I can prove it !”

“Uh. I really didn’t mean to do that.”

“I think I’m drunk... Please get me back home...”

“I’m JUST a LITTLE pitsy. Tipsy. Okay ???”

“You have pretty eyes. I MEAN VERY EYES. You have. Eyes ???”

“I bet I can still beat you at mario kart !”

“No I’m fine. I’m just waiting for the earthquake to stop. What do you mean, there’s no earthquake ?”

“Karaoke, this is my time to shine !!!”

“Look at these moves, I’m the ruler of the dancefloor.”

“I’m fine you can let go of me ! ... WAIT NO HOLD ME HOLD ME- “

“What do you mean, how many glasses did I have ? I know how to count !”

“Wait, I didn’t taste this cocktail yet !”

“This was a bad idea. I regret everything.”

They are

“Wow you should sit down, you don’t look so good.”

“...How many bottles did you empty ?!”

“Alright ‘heart of the party’, time to get you home.”

“I’ll believe you’re not drunk if you can run around the house without falling.”

“...Did you just kiss me ? Fuck, you’re so drunk.”

“No, I’m not giving you piggy back ride. Just walk.”

“Oh yeah ? Bet you can’t keep your cup balanced on your head for 30 seconds.”

“Why did I agree to come with you ?”

“Did I just come here to see you get wasted ?”

“I’ll never agree again to be your sober driver.”

“You owe me so much for tonight.”

“Nah keep going I’m not filming you I swear... :) “

“I’ll yell at you. Not tonight. Tomorrow, when you’ll have the hangover of the century.”

[samble-moved]

does all alcohol taste like piss and bleach or do i just buy bottom shelf tier shit

[ajaegerpilot]

its so fucked up that i ended up liking the taste of beer but am also a lightweight that doesn't like getting drunk. decaf beer (that tastes the same) NOW.

[dirt-goth]

I was feeling bad I didn't get ID'd on this flight then realized I ordered a double gin and tonic on an 8am flight which. No one sane or under 21 is doing.