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wernerherzogs · 2 months ago

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Remember how he’s been celibate for a year??

i certainly do and i wish socrates was alive so he could weigh in on this important question (was ryan guzman lying about not having nutted for a year or not)

#i certainly hope he was just talking shit to respect his privacy.#alas he's typically so whimsically earnest in his interviews that it could have been the truth.#we should get all the important scholars of our time to debate this.#anonymous #a response #911 #imagine looking like that and Abstaining like girl are you CRAZY.#the new pic too like..... surely a person who hasn't fucked this long can't look that good.#*to PROTECT his privacy lmao sorry. ain't retyping all that #ryan guzman

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