#alabaster and claymore's dynamic is really funny to me because the entire time claymore is just like ''WTF?!?!?!?'' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

aroaceleovaldez · 3 months ago

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one of my favorite underappreciated lines in the entire Riordanverse is from Son of Magic, because “This kid is named after a rock :T kinda lame” is absolutely RICH coming from a guy with “Clay” in his name. zero self-awareness. perfection. i like to think Alabaster absolutely also had a thought of “This guy’s name is just a SWORD. what a loser” at some point just so they’re even.

#pjo #riordanverse #alabaster torrington #alabaster c torrington #Bonus bonus points if Alabaster’s middle name IS “Claymore” by sheer coincidence #alabaster and claymore's dynamic is really funny to me because the entire time claymore is just like ''WTF?!?!?!?''#and alabaster is just like ''hello sir. you *WILL* adopt me.''#it's not Alabaster adopts Claymore as a parent figure. no. Alabaster makes Claymore adopt *him* first and Claymore has no choice #no say in the matter. congrats sir. this random bitter emo homeless child is now your son.#draft clear-out

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