one of my favorite underappreciated lines in the entire Riordanverse is from Son of Magic, because “This kid is named after a rock :T kinda lame” is absolutely RICH coming from a guy with “Clay” in his name. zero self-awareness. perfection. i like to think Alabaster absolutely also had a thought of “This guy’s name is just a SWORD. what a loser” at some point just so they’re even.
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