#aight i'll stop with the deep thoughts lol

[bengals-barnesbabe]

Tender-headed

Tee Higgins x Black!WifeReader

Word Count: 670

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"Tee I swear to god if you move again."

It's the night before the first Bengals game of the season and you're helping your husband get ready to start the season off right. Which includes doing his and Ja'Marr's hair, usually you'd have already done it, but they like doing things last minute just because they can.

"Man, it's really not that bad." Ja'Marr smirks as he watches his fellow receiver squirm.

"You trippin, baby you are grippin my damn brain right now." You roll your eyes at Tee's antics.

"Tamaurice stop acting like a baby. Did you or did you not pick 'Pop Smoke braids?"

"I thought it was gon' be fast, I aint think you'd be putting your whole self on my head. Ow shit-" He winces as you start another plait.

"You know, I've had children sit better than you." He turns his head with a deadpan look on his face. Ja'Marr, from the kitchen, immediately busted out laughing.

"You too, Uno! And why are you eating my chicken?"

"Cuz' you my sister and I'm hungry." You shake your head and go back to Tee's hair, which would be done if he would just sit still. But instead of letting you finish he lifts himself off the floor and joins your younger brother.

"I need a break."

"I want a divorce." You slump back on the couch, brushing the loose hair off your pajama pants.

"What was that?" Your husband calls out.

"Oh nothing, just me regretting following my idiot brother to Ohio." Ja'Marr snorts.

"You should be thanking me. I got you better clients and even though I told you stay away from my teammates, you found a husband."

You give him a stank face even if he may have a point.

Tee comes back to the couch with a plate so full you'd think he hadn't eaten dinner an hour ago. "Didn't get your fill earlier?"

"Nah, but half of it is yours." He says handing you a fork.

"Baby I'm good, I ate with y'all remember?" You chuckle while low-key eyeing the homemade potato salad.

He rolls his eyes before 'force' feeding you. "You forget that I know you, that shit was cute on our first date, but you my woman now." You close your eyes as the flavors marry together in your mouth.

"Mhm exactly." He leans and pecks your lips.

"That's my cue. Goodnight ya nasty lovebirds." Ja'Marr announces. The front door slams shut a few seconds later.

"I thought he'd never leave." You chuckle.

"Thank god he did, cause now I can do this." He cups your chin and pulls you in for a much deeper sensual kiss. You immediately melt against his plush lips and allow him full access past your lips. The remnants of his cologne fill your senses and ignite a fire in your chest. You clutch his shirt closing the inches of space between you as his tongue relearns the grooves of your mouth.

"Baby." You attempt mutter, but it's swallowed by your lover.

He finally pulls away with a deep rumble in his chest, "yea?" He asks with lidded eyes.

"We need to finish your hair." You say taking your swollen lips between your teeth. He swipes his tongue over his bottom lip.

"Yea." Neither of you move, too engrossed in each other's gaze. His eyes flicker back down to your lips and a smile grows on his face.

You break away from your trance as his hand strokes your thigh. "I mean it." Slapping away his hand, but he just grips it harder.

"Tee..."

A deep grumble is released into the air. "Why you wanna get rid of me so bad?"

"I don't, but the faster we get done the sooner we can move to the bedroom." A look of mischief flashes in his eyes that has him planting himself back on the carpet.

"Aight, let's go and skip the mousse." A light giggle leaves your lips.

"I'll see what I can do."

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a/n: not 'Legacy' but I could not stop thinking about this idea so I had to write it. but now I'll be able to focus on 'legacy' lol

[3milesup]

My BoB ships ranking

(as encouraged by @sleepy-hyperfixations - thanks!)

i have thought about this from all sides to find a criteria and then i decided it probably comes down to which ships make me feel a particular way about them or spark thoughts, curiosity, creativity, and i found a compromise between the two things^^

so, here's what i come up with:

1. winnix - aka the pinnacle of ships, the Relationship Goals™ that i can't even bring myself to read much for because it stirs some deep deep nostalgia for what i've never had... but they've been for me the stamp of true love ever since i saw the show...

1. webgott - a ship that to me is almost too emotional to think about because either way you turn it around, it is always so painful (but so meant to be as well). but also: sizzling, fiery dynamics, so much depth to dive into, ahh they're everything...

3. now, here i am, shamelessly putting on the pedestal what i believe is a figment of my imagination, as i have never seen it anywhere (if anyone has, pretty please let me know^^) but it owns a chunk of my heart, and it is smokey gordon/alton more (what would that make them? smore? idek anymore... what even is my life…) i could write an essay but i'll keep it lowkey and say (affectionately): how have you people not seen it? they sooo had a thing, and a tad complicated, repressed, emotionally constipated but passionate one for that matter…

on shared 3th, because *shielding my eyes from the first two places* i will however die on rarepair hill, is speirsroe - it makes so much sense if you stop to look for a while and i love to do so. many feelings abt those two.

4. luztoye  - i wanted to put them higher, actually, bcs i am biased, bcs they are my flagship (that currently is like, adrift and half sunken but i'll pull it back afloat just like i will do myself) but alas, they're here. yes, i acknowledge that it is a ship standing on pillars of quite dry sand of two (2) interactions in the whole show lol, but the possibilities it offers to explore the personalities are vast and interesting...

5. speirton, bull/martin - are here in the ranking because i totally get the appeal and the dynamic and they are sort of "comfort ships" to me? like, an... angst-proofish certainty but just... never say never, but for the moment not quite on top of my list^^

6. quite the same for baberoe, placed here because it's an integral part of the fandom and i have all the respect but i'm sorry, i just can't see it, no matter how hard i squint...

ALSO, there is speirs/nix out there somewhere, but i can't for the life of me rank it, it just exists in my subconscious, intriguing and sadly underdeveloped, and i just wanted the world to know, because i think they are a gem full of potential^^

...'aight, i can't seem to think of other ships, so... i guess this is it^^ if you have any thoughts or your own rankings i'd love to know <3

[fxckdolanz]

do you ever just sit back and wonder just how DIFFERENT your life would be if the twins got accepted into that private school with the sports program, quit Vine, and then went on to be professional sports players like OBJ instead of social media influencers?

or is that just me?

[nanamisflowerfield]

Yandere AU

Yandere! Sebek with Future doctor! MC but the darling he fell for and kidnapped is actually a monster LOL

TW: MC threatening Sebek with hospital equipment as revenge and Yanderes (Yanderes are dangerous be careful when it comes to love but if you want revenge, just don't do what MC is doing here ^v^/ '' )

Yan!Sebek: How dare you defy me?! You're nothing more than a puny worthless human! You will obey me and you will never leave me!

MC: *Silence* Aight *Shrugs and hits him with a metal tube/rod*

Yan!Sebek: *Gets knocked out and falls to the ground*

[Several hours later]

Yan!Sebek: *Slowly opens his eyes* Uggghhhh... Where am I- wait... Why can't I open my mouth? HELP! LILIA-SAMA! WAKA-SAMA! SILVER? MC? *Struggling* Where am I? Why can't I move?!

[Lights turning on all of a sudden]

Yan!Sebek: *Winces from the light* Ahhh... So bright... Wait... Why... AM I TIED ON A STRETCHER?!

MC: Oh wow... You're awake *Slowly closes the door behind her*

Yan!Sebek: *Trying to talk but can't because of the fabric in his mouth* MRRRRGGGHHH! MMM!

MC: Now you're probably asking... Where are we now? *Looks around* Welp! We're in my late relative's basement! Yup, this old house that never got sold or inherited by any of my other family members. Just an abandoned house that used to be inhabited by a relative of mine. But hey! Since we're a loving family, we always clean the house in their honor, you can thank my uncles for deep cleaning the walls and floors. Though it's weird since I'm doing such act in their basement, they did tell me and my cousins that we can hang around in this basement since it was spacey and big so I don't think their soul would mind me having a new face here.

Yan!Sebek: *Struggling* MRRRHGGHH!! URRRGGGHHHH!

MC: Now how did I get pass Malleus and the others hmm? Well that's easy, a certain someone that you know well found how you treated me and found it... Wrong, so! He offered to help me *Chuckles*

Yan!Sebek: *Widens his eyes* MRRRRGGGHHH!!

MC: Now... What shall I do with you? You promised me love and care yet you... Abused me, manipulated me, and took advantage of me... Oh Sebek, you broke my heart. And I HATE! having my poor heart hurt *Pouts* Oh! I have an idea *Takes out a metal thing*

Yan!Sebek: *Watching what she's doing and panics* MRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!! *Moves around the stretcher*

MC: *Takes out a scalpel and a pair of scissors* I'll gut out your insides. You're small worthless insides, they're responsible for letting you live so taking them out is just right! Right?

Yan!Sebek: *Whimpers*

MC: LOOK AT YOU! All that yelling and beating that I went through from you and yet here you are, crying at the sight of such small metal objects *Smiles at the equipment she's holding* Mama and Papa gave this to me on my birthday and they told me to use it well, a shame that I'll be using it for something so... Vulgar

Yan!Sebek: *Still whimpering*

MC: Yeah that's right, keep whimpering. You'll know how sick and tired I am with your obsessive behaviors, your threats, and how you lock me up in that run down room! Do it again you hear me *Inches closer to his face* DO IT AGAIN I SAY! AND I WILL LITERALLY RIP YOUR LIMBS OFF!

Yan!Sebek: *Flinches but nods*

MC: Good... *Walks away but stops* On second thought *turns back to him* I should probably rip them off now! *Rushes to her equipment box to find something*

Yan!Sebek: *Widens his eyes and starts moving violently* MMMMMMHHHHH! MMMGGGGHHHHH! MRRRRGGGHHH!!!

MC: Quiet scum! I'll tell you, I'll have the upper hand once I give you pain! *Smirks*

Yan!Sebek: *Whimpers in fear and regret*

Are we sure that Sebek is the Yandere in this story…. *shivers in fear*