#ahhh oh man jack look what you've done

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The Horseman's bride. chapter 1 (part 1) Calm before the storm.

I figured it out :) horary! Happy Dia De Los Muertos btw you guys!

No warnings only wholesome stuff this time.

“Stop it!” You laugh as you push away fromJason, your best friend, “No no! I need to get the perfect shot so stay still!” He laughs as he points the camera to your nose, you pout as he hits record. “You’re a piece of work alright, maybe I should be filming you.” You tease as he zooms out, you kick your sneakers as you walk down the hallway, your heels kicking into the plastic tile of the highschool floor as Jason films from behind. “Well I have to keep going, don’t move too much or else it’s gonna hurt more.” He says in a playful tone as you pause, you turn around and your sneakers squeak on the floor as you face him. “What did you say?” You ask with dread watching him as he holds the camera in front of his face. “You nearly twisted your ankle all the way round, poor thing.” He says as you march up to him something isn’t right. Approaching him you yank the camera from his face, a now headless Jason stares you on. “Now hold still.” He says with two voices overlapping, you stumble back in your dream, the tiles giving out from beneath you as you fall screaming into a dark pit, you're rudely awoken by fear.

 “AHHH!” You scream looking up only to see a man looming over you, flying out of the sheets, your arm swings to punch only to fly at nothing. The person next to you backs up with their hands up in caution. “Ahh…Oh my god, oh my god it didn’t land, It didn’t land!” You say before exclaiming, your head swings to your right as you see the headless rider from earlier now standing next to your bed his hands are up and splayed open as he speaks “Breathe, I’m not going to hurt you.” He assures as you start to feel unwell just looking at his cauterized neck peg. There really is nothing there. Not to mention that jack o lantern from earlier is now missing. He really is something, just the full body of a man without a head.

Your eyes scan him top to bottom, he’s wearing a worn tunic, the long sleeves rolled up and held in place by two pins, his arms littered with scratch marks and scars, he has high waisted brown pants held up by two gold buttons and a leather belt not of this era. Slow your eyes travel from his shoulder to across the room, your environment is warm, the morning light glowing off the old rustic shuttered windows tinted with fog and worn from the centuries, there’s a blend of wood and brick, and everything from the wooden furniture to the appliances like the stove and fireplace all seem small and quaint, it’s a kind of peace that the world has long since lost, and a treasure trove of the old, this is a very old cottage. The place manages to retain heat pretty well and thank goodness it’s usually cold this time of year. Your eyes track around the small house before landing on your sheets, scanning down and noticing the bandages lying on

the bed next to your bandaged foot, it’s been wrapped pretty well however it’s radiating with pain and it dawns on you as you lift the covers, you’ve twisted it pretty badly and the rider was in the midsts of setting your almost sideways facing foot. “Ohhh goodddd ohhh..” You groan looking away, you've always been squeamish when it comes to bodily harm so you're trying your best not to freak out, not to mention the pinnacle of body horror is standing right next to you. Slowly your eyes peep open as you look away from your foot. “W-were you helping me? With my ankle?.” You asked as the rider stayed where he was. “Yes I was, and I swear mam, I’m almost done, this won’t take much longer if you let me work on you.” He replies as you take a moment, looking over his hands, they look calloused and worn, he probably knows what he’s doing. “Okay...but I better not see you doing any funny business, or else.” You warn, even though you’re lying straight through your teeth, you know nothing about self defense, but you probably know how to kick a man in the crotch so maybe there’s some truth to your threat. “You have my word.” He says before walking to the foot of the cot and kneeling down. You refuse to look as he lifts your achilles heel gently, you then begin to hear the sound of wood clacking. “What are you?!” You say looking over as he holds some wooden sticks. “Brace for your ankle, now settle down dear and breathe.” He says as you cover your eyes, your pulse quickens as pressure around your leg grows, he’s tightly wrapping the brace, you breathe in and out with your mouth and nose, it’ll be fine, it’ll be fine, a headless body is just wrapping my very twisted ankle it’s fine it’s it’s fine! “It’s done.” He says standing next to you as you peek from between your fingers, the brace is secured and it isn’t as tight as your mind was telling you, and you give your leg a couple of small movements, not one inch of pain comes to you. Looking up at him you give a weary smile. “Thanks..” You say nervously as he replies “Your welcome.” 

You tap your fingers on the pillow in your lap as the rider cooks you a meal on the stove, as you watch a million questions fly through your head. Where are we? What year is it again? What was all of that from last night? Am I alive or not? You're itching to get some answers, it’s driving you nuts. “So.” You say out loud purposely looking off in the distance to avoid eye contact? Maybe his eyes are invisible. “What’s uh your name?” The rider’s body slightly turns as he lets out a chuckle. “Easy my name is…” He says before going silent, you sit there as he fails to complete the answer. “Is?” You ask as he remains quiet. “Hell…What is my name?” He says lowly as your jaw drops. “How old are you?! All of this I mean; you are from the colonial days or something right?” You ask in surprise “Yes I am, the year was 1775 when I died and-” He explained as you interjected “All that time what that like 200 years is! And you don’t remember your name?!” You exclaim as the rider turns his entire body. “I…Hell I guess not.” He answers as the room goes silent, your face is painted with bemusement, the guy can kill anything and command the demons of the forest, but not remember his own name, okay. “Okay next question, you said you died in 1774 but if the revolution was in 1776 doesn’t that make you the…The guy from the myth?” You ask as he asks “Pardon?” He asks back, “yeah, the headless horseman, you’ve got his ax and everything? You chop people’s heads off if they don’t behave on Halloween or something and disappear in the morning.” You explain as he stands silently. “Would you like me to burn your oatmeal?” He replies, turning back to the stove as you exclaim. “No! Wait, is that what you're making?! Please don’t I love oatmeal!” You beg as he laughs pouring the oatmeal into a bowl on the table. He lifts the wooden tray and brings the dish to you. “Now sit up and try not to spill any of it.” He says lowering the breakfast onto the pillow on your lap, it looks

amazing, apple slices with oatmeal. “Don’t suppose you have any sugar?” You ask as he walks back to the kitchen returning with a jar. “No sugar but I do have honey.” He says as you beam, “I love honey!” You say with enthusiasm opening the lid and spooning the glowing honey into your bowl of warm hot cereal. “Yeah I loved it too.” He says with a sigh as you pause mid bite. “Whah.” You mouth as he laughs, “Right, why would I make food if I can’t eat any of it? Well I make food for my neighbors, it’s how I keep a good rapport with the community ‘round here.” He explains as you eat another spoonful and gulp to ask another question. “That’s sweet, who are your neighbors? Wait no, hold on, am I dead or alive? Where are we? When are we?” You ask as he pulls up a small rickety chair. “Well you see I didn’t wanna tell you until you were finished but yes you're alive but you're also dead.” He explains as you look on with confusion. “Uhm okay? Did that guy get me last night or?” The rider answers almost immediately. “Audrey May you are between life and death, you are neither alive or dead, what you are now is your very soul, last night around sundown I have reason to believe your body was taken possession by a vengeful spirit, I don’t know who they are but I have a few good guesses, that “man” that chased you last night was a wraith who appeared to you as your greatest fear. What matters is that I help you back to health, we get “Married in 3 days on halloween when the barrier between earth and the inbetween open, and I help you back to your body and bring back whatever spirit has hold of you now. You may ask your questions at this time.” He says as you sit completely still trying to process all of that information as oatmeal falls off your spoon and back into the bowl. “Ah…Hold on…So someone else is in my body.” You ask “Yes.” He replies, “Currently they are inhabiting your body, what they could be planning or doing is a complete mystery but rest assured Dullahans like me have one goal.” He explains as you learn. “Yeah and that is?” You ask as he explains “To send wayward spirits to their eternal rest.” He says in a low tone as you gulp, he’s not going to send YOU to rest is he? Well he just said something about getting married so…Now hold on. “Oh my god, wait! What the fuck was this all about?!” You yell flying your hand up to his face, a ring made of crystal gleams on your finger as he sighs. “Yes, if I hadn’t taken claim of you those other creatures would have, that’s why it’s not safe for you anywhere until the day of halloween when we marry, we’ll “Elope” after the ceremony and only then will I join you outside where we’ll find your culprit.” He explains as you give hima look. “Fine I’ll play your game, but don’t think for a second I’m just gonna magically be your cute and quirky fiance, I barely know you or anything that’s going on.” You say as he crosses his large arms. “we are friends here to help-…Well I would say eachother but mostly me. So again no funny business, do we have a deal?” You say as you hold out your right hand. “Yes, we have a deal.” He laughs, extending his right hand to shake yours. As the two of you shake your eyes, catch something fluttering through the wooden beams on the ceiling. “Oh god what’s that?!” You ask about sinking into the bed.

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Capo Dei Capi || Oneshot || Jeon Jungkook SMUT

Pairing: Switch! Jungkook x Reader

Rating: 18+, Smut, Swearing

Warnings: SMUT, Mature Language and Mature Content (I tried to make this as trigger-free as possible)

Genre: Bunny Hybrid! Jungkook Mafia AU! Switch!Jungkook

Description: Use of toys, edging, degradation kink, switch!kink, noona!kink, daddy!kink

Word Count: 900

Summary: It's been 2 years since you fell for your bully... Being a hybrid wasn't easy for him and when you started treating him well, he promised to protect you forever. At first you couldn't stand him, now you want him by your side all the time... You're now a part of his Mafia Gang, doing a few assignments for him, helping him with Hitman duty

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You find your Friend Jackson at the Party and he just can't stop ogling Jungkook

"Hey! Y/N"

"Hi Jacky!"

"Gurl, you've got a gorgeous creature!"

"Ey! He's mine, get that?"

"Possessive eh? Didn't You Learn Sharing is Caring?"

You shoot a death glare at him

"Alright, alright! I was just kidding!"

"It was so funny I forgot to laugh"

"My oh my, I've never seen you angrier, bet he rims you good, and get you screaming for him"

"Jackson! That's enough! Don't Ruin My Face! I can feel all the blood rushing into my cheeks thinking of him"

"I bet you're feeling blood rushing south too..."

"Jack! Stop for the Love of Gawd"

"Fine, whatever... Anyways, your daddy is coming closer, before I can't stop myself, lemme go, Goodbye Y/N-ie" He says pecking your cheek

"Bye Jack-Jack"

Jungkook watches you the entire time, Over possessiveness flooding his senses due to his heat nearing... Feelings of Jealousy engulfing him

"Hi Kookie"

"Shut Up Slut"

Such crude words made you squirm and mewl

He pulls your hand and drags you to the car and starts driving fast

"Now, What The Fuck were y'all doing huh? Do I Look like I'm Stupid enough to Not to Notice what that Man was doing? And He Fucking Kissed you? And You Fucking Smiled Back at Him? What The Fu-"

"Jungkook I Can Expl-"

"Keep your Mouth shut whore, Don't Explain Anything to me, you stink of that fucking human"

"Who's the boss?"

"It's You, Jung-"

"Jungkook is not my Name, it's Daddy to you, wear this Fucking Vibrator and Sit like a good girl at the dinner with all of Bangtan- oh how could I forget to Mention- you're not Cumming today angel, it's just going to be you begging, and begging and I don't care if they hear your whines, you've got to learn your lesson!"

Jungkook opens the car door for you like always, just because he's mad doesn't mean he's any less of a Gentle Man.

He starts Hugging you, "I'm doing this so that you don't stink of that stupid person"

You Know deep down, that even though he was scenting you, a part of him wanted to hug you

Both of you walk towards the restaurant and to your dismay- you spot all of the Bangtan Gang Members, Not even a Single one absent

Jungkook starts it all painfully slow and the moment you catch yourself yawning as you prop yourself sitting on the seat, the speed cranks up making you moan

"Jeez that was a rather loud Yawn Y/N, didn't catch some Sleep?" J-hope asks

"Ye-aaahh, Me an-d Jung-kooook-ahhh"

And he whispers in your ear, "It's daddy"

And the moment you ignore his words, he cranks it up to the highest level "Kook annd l- were bu-ahsy kill-eeng thooose aaat west quaarter"

"west quarter huh? I thought y'all went to the north quarter"

They try making conversation with you, but your mind is clouded with pleasure

"Daa-ddyy!!! Pleaseeeeeee" you whine

"Princess, do u deserve to cum?"

"Yes, pleaseeee I can't"

And he takes away all the pleasure

"Ugh!" You feel a tear rolling down your eye, you bury your face in his chest sobbing in frustration

"I feel Sorry for You Princess, But Dinner's done"

Jungkook and you bid them 'Goodbye' and Leave

Your ride back Home was Silent but it did not go unnoticed by you when he starts sweating profusely and squirming in his seat and driving fast like there's no tomorrow...

"Noona, why the Fuck do you smell so good?"

And that has proved your assumptions to be right... his heat has arrived...

"Mhm... Well, I don't know Babyboy~ probably it's just your cute little sensitive nose~"

That quickly reddens his face and heats his crotch further more

he opens the door for you to get off the car and kisses you roughly... hands Roaming all Over him and you hungrily deepen the kiss

"Honey, this is the first time you seem so eager to receive pun-"

"Please Punish Me mistress! I've Been Bad, so Bad, I deserve all of your Punishments... Please, I beg you... Punish me... Touch me for once pleasee... I beg"

"It's good that you've realised it prince, noona won't be touching you today"

He whines "Please Help me Mistress, I promise to be your Good boy... Pleaseeeeeeee"

"No lip baby~" you say and slip on the cockring

"Noo-naaaaa" he shudders

"My fucktoy was acting really bratty infront of those men, who's the boss of bosses?"

"I'm Sowwy, it's youuu No-oonnaaa, Please Lemme cuum"

"Aww... Such a shame... I wanted to ride you and milk your cock dry..."

"Wan-t pussy noo-na plea-se"

"I'll think about that little one... If you weren't acting so greedy for my pussy earlier... I might have given you what you wanted…"

Tears start to form in his eyes due to the overwhelming pleasure and pain, "Noona- I'm so Close-"

"And?" You say quirking your eyebrow

You deny him of his orgasm and instantly insert his favourite butt plug

"Noo-naaa pleaseeeeee"

He starts to sob uncontrollably... Hormones overpowering him

You pull his buttplug and harshly spank him

"Babyboy, Bang me" You say winking at him

he thrusts all the way in, making you grasp, He starts pounding into you uncontrollably, eyes rolling at the back of your head as his Moans getting erratic and the squelching sound of your cunt resonating in the entire room

"No-ona- Abo-ut to Cum ngh-"

"M-me too-oo"

As y'all were about to cum, Jungkook pulls you for a deep Kiss, muffling your Moans, you clench around him chasing your own high, and he releases into you, you're just three thrusts away from shaking with overstimulation

"By the way- he was gay", you say trying to catch your breath

"What The Fuck?"

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OH GOD IT’S 2:24 AM!

Hi, my neck hurts because I slouch & don’t stretch. So maybe this will maybe feel better? Also, I’ve seen a lot of great gifs from this episode that I’ve quickly scrolled through. I think I’m going to like this one in the Hannigram dept.

Tome-wan:

* I LOVE IT WHEN YOU THROW THEIR SHIT BACK AT THEM!!!! “I was curious what would happen.” EXACTLY! YOU TELL ‘EM, WILL!!!

* I JUST MADE THE UGLIEST LAUGH AT “free range rude”

* Ohhhh I like this!!!!!

* OH WILL YOU EVEN UNBUTTONED FOR THE OCCASION!

* THEIR LITTLE GRINS!!!!

* The piano starting & then abruptly cutting to the theme is Not Fun For the Ears.

* GET OUT OF HIS CHAIR! PUT YOUR FEET DOWN!!!

* I know you become paralyzed & all that jazz, BUT DAMN I WANT YOU DEAD, NBC JOKER!

* HE STABBED THE CHAIR!!!!!!

* WHEN HE SHUT HIS EYES! ME TOOOOOOOO, HANNI!

* I have missed Jack, tbh. He seems a bit different though, I’ll admit.

* Not as good a fisherman as Will is!!!

* YESSSSS, RED BEDELIA NATION, WE RISE!!!!!!!!

* Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?? MOMMY?

* Oh B, are you okay?? Now SHE always sounds like she’s about to cry

* Pausing because I’m so HAPPY!!!! I’ve really missed her so much!!! I’m also SO EXCITED!

* Is this FINALLY the ep where we see her dig her arm down that guys throat? (Gifs, you’re a beautiful thing)

* She’s stone cold now. Amazing. Sensational. Never been done before.

* Persuasion!!!!!!

* “Self-congratulation” “whimsy” Happy Dance Hanni🤣

* “You’re waking up to who you are. That’s all you need to understand.” Aka: Welcome, I’m Dr. Lecter & I create murders out of my former patients! Care to come & have a chat? I have wine!

* AHHH THE CODEPENDENCY SCENE!

* OHHH THE FADE TO BEDELIA!!! AMAZING!

* I’m with Bedelia on this all the way. Hannibal now is more annoyed. NBC Joker & his little relationship squabble with Will, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t in control!!!

* CUT TO COOKING MONTAGE!!! See? TOLA YA!

* Please don’t tell me he’s making a fucking aspic!!!

* Laurence Fishburne continues to eat. He seems more…aware this time

* No no no nonno Nono not NBC Joker!

* YESSSS MLM SKETCH!

* Speaking Italian gives me major OC’s husband vibes.

* Damn Hanni, I expected more from you!

* Well, would you look at that! Will’s dream come true!

* Why is NBC Joker over enunciating??

* Those pigs really did a number on Carlo.

* OHHH I AM LOVING THIS HIGH NBC JOKER!

* WINSTON!!! MY BABY!!!!!

* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HANNIBAL!!!!

* Hanni is having a lot of fun with him.

* Be more specific, William.

* Give Jack AND Abigail closure! PLEASE!

* GREAT EPISODE! Went by pretty quickly, really. But a lot of fun!!!

& for Red BEDELIA Nation:

This is the funniest episode of Hannibal, imo.

Because you've got this epic reaction from Hanni when NBC Joker stabs the chair.

and the ENTIRE "NBC Joker completely off his tits" scene.

OH! I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU HOW THEY DID THAT "..what are you feeding my dogs?" SCENE! So, they wanted to be faithful to the novel and it pretty much is (sans Will) but NBC was like "wait... so you want to show a man cutting his face off? Pfft, fuck off, you can't do that!" so Bryan's like "but.. we need to show this!" so NBC was like "ok, you can do it BUT you have to keep it in the shadows at all times!" so Bryan was like "...okay!" so that's why it's like That, but I think it works! (The 2001 film Hannibal did that scene too but... yeah that was some shitty early 2000s filmmaking there)

Now, um... you are going to hate me so much with the next episode. Just a heads up. Really REEEEEALLY gonna hate me 😂